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Old 05-23-2006, 11:27 AM   #1
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Oprah's Legends Ball

Dear Oprah,




Fuck you.
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:31 AM   #2
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Oprah has legendary balls?
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:32 AM   #3
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from the comercials ive seen, it looks like one big celebrity butt kissing ceremony. nothings worse than watching a bunch of celebrities kiss each others butt and pretend that they are important.
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:40 AM   #4
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Yeah, it's been at least a week or two since we had a celebrity award circle jerk...
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:42 AM   #5
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Yeah, it's been at least a week or two since we had a celebrity award circle jerk...

this could be the all time award winner. from the 10 minutes I saw I considered making a life's work out of pissing on every single one of them.
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:49 AM   #6
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My sister-in-law was watching it. I saw about 2 minutes. It was just a bunch of celeberties listening to people sing and kissing and hugging and crying and being emotional. That's all I saw. I didn't understand it. At all.
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:57 AM   #7
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Oprah has legendary balls?

LOL

The commercial looks nauseating. Frankly, I'm getting sick of Oprah. When I saw her bring the president (or whatever he was) of the company that refused to give her service after they closed the doors to the public, I lost all respect for her.

Kiss my ass Oprah
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:58 AM   #8
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It was "Hey white people. Look at all my fucking money. At don't even try to understand what's going on cuz you can't. And look at all the white waiters serving all the black folk. What you gonna do? Oh and look how great I am."


Angela Bassett and Hally Berry took it to a whole new level though.

And since when is Mariah Carey black?

At least Diane Sawyer got to represent team white.
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Old 05-23-2006, 12:28 PM   #9
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This entire thread is hilarious.
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Old 05-23-2006, 12:30 PM   #10
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Guys, lay off. This Legends Ball did what it set out to accomplish: Cure Happiness
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Old 05-23-2006, 12:33 PM   #11
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and it took place almost about a year ago.
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Old 05-23-2006, 12:42 PM   #12
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Oh no....I forgot about this and missed it......whatever will I do....
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Old 05-23-2006, 02:38 PM   #13
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She actually dedicated an episode of her show to this event last year right after it was held. Everyone had to wear black or white, except Oprah and she had on this killer red dress...what killed me was a month or two after that episode, she had Jamie Foxx on (I'm pretty sure it was him) and he presented her with this massive portrait/painting he had commissioned of her in her red gown! Who, other than wealthy obnoxious people, would want a giant painting of themselves?
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Old 05-23-2006, 02:43 PM   #14
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Who, other than wealthy obnoxious people, would want a giant painting of themselves?

Kramer?
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Old 05-23-2006, 02:44 PM   #15
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Kramer?

Ah but Kramer didn't own The Kramer.

Perhaps The Continental would want one of himself.
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Old 05-23-2006, 02:58 PM   #16
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This thread.....wow.
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Old 05-23-2006, 03:16 PM   #17
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Man, a shame that I missed this.
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:22 PM   #18
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I heard the people who were invited to this also got a free country in their gift basket.
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Old 05-23-2006, 08:09 PM   #19
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Fuck you.

Didn't get invited?
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Old 05-23-2006, 10:47 PM   #20
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Dear Oprah,




Fuck you.


Didn't get invited?

he was there. didnt you see servent #3?
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Old 05-24-2006, 08:57 AM   #21
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he was there. didnt you see servent #3?

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