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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Was there a breakfast food law passed or something?
I mean.. seriously.. why is it every time that I eat something other than eggs, a bagel or a donut for breakfast someone in my office has to make a comment?
So, I ate pizza for breakfast.. ohhhhhhhhhh... whoop-a-dee-friggin-do. I don't need to hear - "You're eating THAT for breakfast" "Pizza? At THIS hour" "I don't know how you could eat THAT at THIS hour" Yes, usually that or this is emphasized at some point in the conversation. Although, I think you need a response back from me in order for it to be a conversation unless you considering me rolling my eyes as part of a conversation... Actually, why do people generally feel the need to comment at all on anything anyone is eating?
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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i don't get it at all my wife makes the same comments to me, we go to this nice 24/7 diner, sometimes i want pancakes and eggs at midnight, sometimes i want a cheesburger what is the big deal
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I went on a business trip earlier this month and one of my co-workers did nothing but put down everybody's eating choices the whole week. Eventually I just snapped and told him that no one was forcing him to eat the same stuff and he kinda shut up for the rest of the week. But geez, people should mind their own business.
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
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And no, he was not trying to have sex with us.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Hold on... let me see if I've got this straight... You had pizza at THIS hour?!?!
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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Why limit it to eating? People here and I imagine most everywhere, feel the need to give me their opinion on just about everything-- baby names, or color to paint the baby's room, or any other damn thing that is not affecting my work performance, so why should it matter? |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I know what you guys are talking about! Just the other day, my wife was all like, "You want to put that WHERE? At THIS hour?"
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Yeah, I hate it when i go to mcdonalds in the morning and I can't get a burger, cause it's breakfast.
When I used to work the Breakfast grill, I would always applaud the guy with balls enough to go for the 8 oz mushroom onion burger at 8AM. The breakfast food mafia needs to go. |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I think our local Burger King still has a 'If its on the menu, you can order it whenever" policy..
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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I eat a boring Nutragrain bar every morning.
I think I need to pickup some of those breakfast pockets. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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The only time I criticize someone is when I go out to eat with my office. We have two people who are allergic to everything. We went to Uno's Chicago Grill and one of them ordered a Cheeseburger...hold the bun (allergic to wheat), tomatoes, lettuce, onions (allergic), and cheese (allergic). Why not just say I'll have the hamburger patty instead of what you don't want?
I also hate going to eat with them because they're very specific with their orders. That increases the chance of someone being pissed off and doing something to my food. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Most definately. I hate specific ordering people...don't go out to eat if your tastes are so limited, basically non-existent. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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How could you eat pizza for breakfast?
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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eh, fuck being a team player. You just moved there right? Tell them now that you don't want to go out cause they make specific orders, and you fear for the integrity of your personal food. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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I'm moving in two weeks...so I won't have to deal with it in the future. There are other numerous reasons why I don't want to eat with them, but to get back to topic, my technique is to ridicule them as they order.
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Jack in the Box lets you order cheeseburgers for breakfast.
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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How could you NOT eat pizza for breakfast. That's the best part abour ordering a pizza for dinner...cold pizza for breakfast the next morning.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Somerville, MA
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exactly this morning i was quite pleased to find that 2 slices of pizza made it through the night |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Food is fuel. It doesn't matter what time you eat it, it's still just fuel.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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Actually, I would like it the other way. I want McGriddles for lunch, dammit! |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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So, I showed up for work this morning, and this dude is sitting there eating pizza. PIZZA. For BREAKFAST! Why doesn't this guy eat something normal for breakfast, like eggs, a bagel, or maybe even a donut?
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I want Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuits for lunch but they won't give them to me... ![]()
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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I wish they had Chick-Fil-A in my area, if only for those. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin something like that, man. ![]() |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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Sounds like the kind of guy with a room full of Star Wars figures at home. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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I hate people like you describe. People always do stuff like that in offices. One of my pet peeves is this:
I walk in with some food. Typically food I just ordered. Let's say some Chinese. What will someone say? At least one person, often more will say, "Thanks for bringing me some food!" And then they will think its funny. First of all, its about as funny as "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Secndly, I've heard it a zillion times. I didn't even think it was that funny in Kindergarten, I certainly don't now. But there they are, telling the same stupid joke every time I order food. The worst part is that it is offensive. If I laugh, then I have humored bad taste. If I don't, then I have an attitude. If I snap and sarcasticly attack the blatent lack of wit, then I have social issues. It creates a lose-lose-lose scenario. -Anxiety
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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Kind of along those lines, I always get somebody pissed off if I didn't ask them if they wanted anything when I went. Get off your lazy ass and get your own shit. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Reminds me of those conversations I have about 80 times a week when I run in to someone around the office who I only know casually. It usually goes something like this: Any day except Friday or Monday: Me: Hi, how's it going? Them: Not bad, at least there are only X days till Friday! Friday: Me: Hi, how's it going? Them: Not bad, thank god it's Friday! Monday: Me: Hi, how's it going? Them: Not bad, for a Monday morning! I really can't stress enough how much this bugs me for some reason.
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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This thread reminds me why I refuse to work with other people.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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Spoken like a person who hasn't had a good slice of pizza . Not blaming you, as you are in Dallas. But, back when I was in Jersey, the best part about pizza for dinner was the hot delicious pizza right out of the oven for dinner!Oh, and, of course, the torture of smelling that delicious pizza without being able to eat yet while driving it back home.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Only thing worse than those food dicks are those perfectly healthy bastards that take the elevator down one floor.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Philly
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Gotta say ive never seen a McDonalds or Burger King that WONT give you a burger or chicken sandwich whenever you want it. Most of those restaurants at the same time wont give you a breakfast sandwich at 10:31 AM though. Maybe its a big cost difference, no real idea though.
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Saint Paul, MN
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I work at McDonald's.
![]() We only have so many heated slots to keep food. During breakfast, they're all used for breakfast food- eggs, biscuits, steak, sausage, muffins, bagels. There's no room to keep hamburger meat or quarter pounder meat or chicken or fish.... That's why you can't order lunch during breakfast. ![]() |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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There is a McDonalds off 43 near Denmark that has the best made freakin fries of any McDonalds I've been at.. Not that this has anything to do with the thread but, since you are from Manitowoc, thought I'd throw that out there just in case you work in that one. ![]()
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Saint Paul, MN
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Haha... no, I work at one in Manitowoc.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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I have an answer for this that's always worked. I always respond by sticking out the food, "hey, sure, want it? I brought some food in but I really didn't want it. I was in the mood for fresh kill so I got this instead but I do have food and I'd hate for anyone to go hungry, so here, enjoy. It's on me." Never once had anyone take me up on it or ever ask that lame joke again. ![]() The trick is the ability to master the sincerity angle. Most of the time people can't really tell if I'm serious or if I'm joking and since I am ready to go with whichever choice serves me best in the situation they are afraid to test me like this. ![]()
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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You guys sound like jack asses for bitching about people who specify their orders... that's a part of eating at a restaurant, sorry not everyone likes exactly what comes with a meal.
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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How about cereal for lunch? Or dinner? I get the "you're eathing THAT" comment once in a while.
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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The fact that you analyzed a sarcastic comment like thanks for bringing me some food is borderline pathetic. Does no one brush shit like this off? Do you guys really take that to heart? Really? |
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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Yumm... exactly!! The next best thing to having pizza for breakfast is having it for lunch and dinner ![]() |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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i want hot wings for breakfast
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Hatch
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I love the implication that there are, in fact, different meats for different burgers. Quarter Pounders are made out of kittens arn't they? |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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I want a mainline of mcgriddles |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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"There's an all-you-can-eat-buffet in my pants" line can be effective in these type of situations. |
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