POLL: Ever have a Condom Break?

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:18 PM

Well?

I know I haven't had one yet but this one Cambodian girl almost ruined my Cal Ripken like streak.

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:20 PM

And not to threadjack my own thread, but it relates to said Cambodian girl.

I've often bragged to my friends I got with an Asian girl, but when I mention she's Cambodian, they say it doesn't count because she isn't Japanese, Chinease, etc.

Where do you guys stand on that?

Suburban Rhythm · 05-31-2006, 03:21 PM

What? No Trout?

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

What? No Trout?

I've only had a trout experience what. I had to roll the window down and stick my head out.

Karlifornia · 05-31-2006, 03:24 PM

One time I had ripped two condoms while trying to put it on. We didn't have anymore and she wouldn't make it with me if we didn't have a you-know-what. About 3 days later I convinced her to go at it unsheathed. Her sister was sleeping right next to us.

I try to never wear condoms. One of my favorite lines is "You can't get pregnant here in the hot tub!"

Honolulu_Blue · 05-31-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

And not to threadjack my own thread, but it relates to said Cambodian girl.

I've often bragged to my friends I got with an Asian girl, but when I mention she's Cambodian, they say it doesn't count because she isn't Japanese, Chinease, etc.

Where do you guys stand on that?

Your friends are stoopid.

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:25 PM

I've only robbed the bank witout a ski mask like three or four times, and the girl was on the pill. I won't lie, I was still pretty nervous like the security cameras weren't turned off.

sabotai · 05-31-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Where do you guys stand on that?

Count it.

Suburban Rhythm · 05-31-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

One time I had ripped two condoms while trying to put it on.

My immediate thought reading that was-- Double bagging!!?? Who was this skank?

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Your friends are stoopid.

That's what I'm saying. And you know, you live in the 248 now, you know the lack of Cambodians. I personally find it a clutch find.

Eaglesfan27 · 05-31-2006, 03:26 PM

I had a patient who thought it was a good idea to mail a condom full of sperm to his GF who had evacuated to another state and was still there due to Katrina. (He claims she asked him to do so.) Unfortunately, the condom broke in the mail allegedly splattering a postal worker with semen. He is facing charges for this incident. Condom breakages can be a real PITA.

Oh yeah, I've personally had one break too.

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I had a patient who thought it was a good idea to mail a condom full of sperm to his GF who had evacuated to another state and was still there due to Katrina. Unfortunately, the condom broke in the mail allegedly splattering a postal worker with semen. He is facing charges for this incident. Condom breakages can be a real PITA.

Oh yeah, I've personally had one break too.

I am inclined to believe this post cannot be topped.

Honolulu_Blue · 05-31-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

That's what I'm saying. And you know, you live in the 248 now, you know the lack of Cambodians. I personally find it a clutch find.

Yes. Your friends are just jealous of you.

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Yes. Your friends are just jealous of you.

Well let's not get ahead of ourselves. She wasn't exactly an 8, or 7 for that matter. I was just dead set on taking over Cambodia. I pretended I was playing Risk the entire night.

Honolulu_Blue · 05-31-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Well let's not get ahead of ourselves. She wasn't exactly an 8, or 7 for that matter. I was just dead set on taking over Cambodia. I pretended I was playing Risk the entire night.

Did you have to "turn in your cards" to get extra armies?

Ramzavail · 05-31-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I had a patient who thought it was a good idea to mail a condom full of sperm to his GF who had evacuated to another state and was still there due to Katrina. (He claims she asked him to do so.) Unfortunately, the condom broke in the mail allegedly splattering a postal worker with semen. He is facing charges for this incident. Condom breakages can be a real PITA.

Oh yeah, I've personally had one break too.

I'd love to see that on law and order.

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Did you have to "turn in your cards" to get extra armies?

Nah. Needless to say I evacuated the troops after the inital ground war.

sovereignstar · 05-31-2006, 03:32 PM

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

Honolulu_Blue · 05-31-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Nah. Needless to say I evacuated the troops after the inital ground war.

Just left that one token army behind while you retreated to reinforce your borders. Wise move. There is hope for you yet, young padawan.

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

Did you put it on inside out?

Suburban Rhythm · 05-31-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

OK...I'll take one for the team...why in the world would you want to try that? Afraid you were missing out on something really good?

ice4277 · 05-31-2006, 03:34 PM

Where the hell did you find a Cambodian woman in the area? Was she cleaning your house?

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Just left that one token army behind while you retreated to reinforce your borders. Wise move. There is hope for you yet, young padawan.

Had she been Hong Kong I may've taken a tour the scenery but alas, who wants to stay in Cambodia? It was pretty humid there and lots of foilage.

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ice4277

Where the hell did you find a Cambodian woman in the area? Was she cleaning your house?

There is/was a family near Rogers. That's your hood, yo.

Karlifornia · 05-31-2006, 03:36 PM

Plus, condoms make it difficult to pull off a houdini

Terps · 05-31-2006, 03:36 PM

Don't wear them.

sovereignstar · 05-31-2006, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Did you put it on inside out?

No.

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

OK...I'll take one for the team...why in the world would you want to try that? Afraid you were missing out on something really good?

1) knowledge by experience
2) it was getting old
3) easy to clean up

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:38 PM

I remember the first time I put on a condom I had it on inside out. I guess I kinda invented the warm lubrication we all know and love today.

ice4277 · 05-31-2006, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

I remember the first time I put on a condom I had it on inside out. I guess I kinda invented the warm lubrication we all know and love today.

I'll bet you made your mom clean up the mess.

DeToxRox · 05-31-2006, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ice4277

I'll bet you made your mom clean up the mess.

Nah dude. It was my couch.

ice4277 · 05-31-2006, 03:43 PM

solid

ice4277 · 05-31-2006, 03:43 PM

So does the Cambodian chick have a sister?

Eaglesfan27 · 05-31-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

I'm not saying you are guilty of not thinking about this, but I'm amazed at the number of younger people who don't ever wear a condom since the girl is on birth control and put themselves at risk for an STD. When I was single, I never went without a condom.

sovereignstar · 05-31-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I'm not saying you are guilty of not thinking about this, but I'm amazed at the number of younger people who don't ever wear a condom since the girl is on birth control and put themselves at risk for an STD. When I was single, I never went without a condom.

I see where you are coming from. I've never slept with someone I wasn't in a longer-type relationship with though.*

*there went my man-cred on this board

NoMyths · 05-31-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I see where you are coming from. I've never slept with someone I wasn't in a longer-type relationship with though.*

*there went my man-cred on this board

*was unaware a long-term relationship cured pre-relationship STDs*

sovereignstar · 05-31-2006, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NoMyths

*was unaware a long-term relationship cured pre-relationship STDs*

Are you implying that I dated girls who were careless?

ice4277 · 05-31-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Are you implying that I dated girls who were careless?

He is implying that you are a careless man-whore.

NoMyths · 05-31-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Are you implying that I dated girls who were careless?

I wasn't, but that's not a bad thought either.

sovereignstar · 05-31-2006, 04:04 PM

Well, sexual histories are something that I'm very open with girls and I expect them to be the same way. I think it's quite possible to not have to worry about wearing a condom all the time if you can trust your partners.

wade moore · 05-31-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I see where you are coming from. I've never slept with someone I wasn't in a longer-type relationship with though.*

*there went my man-cred on this board

Not that I had man-cred, but...

I've only been with two women (counting my current g/f of almost 8 years).. I was one's first and one's second...

They were on birth control, and I've NEVER done it without a condom...

And I've had I think two break before...

Pumpy Tudors · 05-31-2006, 04:06 PM

Fortunately, I haven't had a condom break until I was completely done chewing on it. Perhaps my teeth aren't the strongest, but those things are like some damned Bubblicious. Gosh, I wish my wife would cook real food more often.

sovereignstar · 05-31-2006, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

I've only been with two women (counting my current g/f of almost 8 years).. I was one's first and one's second...

They were on birth control, and I've NEVER done it without a condom...

I guess I would consider that strange then.

Eaglesfan27 · 05-31-2006, 04:10 PM

By the way, I wasn't trying to call out Sovereignstar. I take sexual histories as part of psychiatric evaluations, and I'd say that 75% of young men/teenagers that I see don't wear a condom because the "girl is on the pill." I'm just amazed at that trend with the possibility of AIDS and other STD's that can kill.

JS19 · 05-31-2006, 04:10 PM

Don't wear them anymore but had one break when I was like 17 and my girlfriend was 16 at the time, that was about the scariest few weeks of my life.

Franklinnoble · 05-31-2006, 04:11 PM

I've had good results with these:

Pumpy Tudors · 05-31-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I've had good results with these:

Thanks, Franklin. You just made me waste a good Mountain Dew when I spit it all over my keyboard. At work. At 5:15pm. Now I have to stay even later to clean it up.

wade moore · 05-31-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I guess I would consider that strange then.

It comes from a VERY strong desire to not have a child before marriage.

Birth Control is not 100% effective.

SelzShoes · 05-31-2006, 04:16 PM

I've never had one break--but I've "lost" a couple.

sovereignstar · 05-31-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

It comes from a VERY strong desire to not have a child before marriage.

Birth Control is not 100% effective.

Oh, I wouldn't try to debate that.

JeeberD · 05-31-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SelzShoes

I've never had one break--but I've "lost" a couple.

Yeah, I had one slip before. Never had any break, though...

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05-31-2006, 03:24 PM	#5
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	One time I had ripped two condoms while trying to put it on. We didn't have anymore and she wouldn't make it with me if we didn't have a you-know-what. About 3 days later I convinced her to go at it unsheathed. Her sister was sleeping right next to us. I try to never wear condoms. One of my favorite lines is "You can't get pregnant here in the hot tub!" __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-31-2006, 03:26 PM	#11
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I had a patient who thought it was a good idea to mail a condom full of sperm to his GF who had evacuated to another state and was still there due to Katrina. (He claims she asked him to do so.) Unfortunately, the condom broke in the mail allegedly splattering a postal worker with semen. He is facing charges for this incident. Condom breakages can be a real PITA. Oh yeah, I've personally had one break too. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen. Last edited by Eaglesfan27 : 05-31-2006 at 03:28 PM.

05-31-2006, 03:36 PM	#25
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Plus, condoms make it difficult to pull off a houdini __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-31-2006, 04:06 PM	#41
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Fortunately, I haven't had a condom break until I was completely done chewing on it. Perhaps my teeth aren't the strongest, but those things are like some damned Bubblicious. Gosh, I wish my wife would cook real food more often. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-31-2006, 03:20 PM	#2
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	And not to threadjack my own thread, but it relates to said Cambodian girl. I've often bragged to my friends I got with an Asian girl, but when I mention she's Cambodian, they say it doesn't count because she isn't Japanese, Chinease, etc. Where do you guys stand on that?

05-31-2006, 03:21 PM	#3
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	What? No Trout?

05-31-2006, 03:25 PM	#7
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	I've only robbed the bank witout a ski mask like three or four times, and the girl was on the pill. I won't lie, I was still pretty nervous like the security cameras weren't turned off.

05-31-2006, 03:32 PM	#18
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

05-31-2006, 03:34 PM	#22
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Where the hell did you find a Cambodian woman in the area? Was she cleaning your house?

05-31-2006, 03:36 PM	#26
Terps College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001	Don't wear them.

05-31-2006, 03:38 PM	#28
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	I remember the first time I put on a condom I had it on inside out. I guess I kinda invented the warm lubrication we all know and love today.

05-31-2006, 03:43 PM	#31
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	solid

05-31-2006, 04:04 PM	#39
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Well, sexual histories are something that I'm very open with girls and I expect them to be the same way. I think it's quite possible to not have to worry about wearing a condom all the time if you can trust your partners.

05-31-2006, 04:10 PM	#43
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	By the way, I wasn't trying to call out Sovereignstar. I take sexual histories as part of psychiatric evaluations, and I'd say that 75% of young men/teenagers that I see don't wear a condom because the "girl is on the pill." I'm just amazed at that trend with the possibility of AIDS and other STD's that can kill. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

05-31-2006, 04:10 PM	#44
JS19 College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NY	Don't wear them anymore but had one break when I was like 17 and my girlfriend was 16 at the time, that was about the scariest few weeks of my life.

05-31-2006, 04:11 PM	#45
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I've had good results with these:

05-31-2006, 04:16 PM	#48
SelzShoes High School Varsity Join Date: Apr 2005	I've never had one break--but I've "lost" a couple. __________________ I'm in love. What's that song? I'm in love with that song

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