Countdown to 20k (or, how I learned to stop worrying and love JeeberD)

albionmoonlight · 05-31-2006, 09:01 PM

~50 or so posts until Jeebs hits 20,000.

That's a LOT of posts.

sovereignstar · 05-31-2006, 09:01 PM

I bet I've cost Jeeber more than 50 posts easily.

Groundhog · 05-31-2006, 09:25 PM

Quick, everyone: Check every thread you've ever created for JeeberD posts, and if they exist, DELETE THEM!

Franklinnoble · 05-31-2006, 10:47 PM

If not for the great purge, Kickstand would have passed 20,000 years ago.

sterlingice · 06-03-2006, 10:25 AM

Still 17 to go. Wonder what his new title will be

SI

duckman · 06-03-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Still 17 to go. Wonder what his new title will be

SI

God.

Ben E Lou · 06-03-2006, 11:13 AM

I created a title for 20,000 quite some time ago. I don't remember what it is, and I'm keeping myself from looking it up. All I know is that is was something rather smart-alecky.

JeeberD · 06-03-2006, 05:26 PM

I wouldnt expect anything else...

Vince · 06-03-2006, 05:28 PM

Brilliant thread title

sterlingice · 06-03-2006, 06:02 PM

I know you're 2 posts away Jeebs, but you need to start working on your "acceptance" speech now and post it here for #20000. Something about how you couldn't have done it without your excessive free time, lack of life, and 5000 UTEP posts that no one has more than cursorily read

SI

terpkristin · 06-03-2006, 06:04 PM

Buddy, when I looked at it, you're at 19,999

Please don't keep us in suspense!
Post here!

/tk

JeeberD · 06-03-2006, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I know you're 2 posts away Jeebs, but you need to start working on your "acceptance" speech now and post it here for #20000. Something about how you couldn't have done it without your excessive free time, lack of life, and 5000 UTEP posts that no one has more than cursorily read

SI

Hey, man, those UTEP posts each meant a lot to me...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-03-2006, 06:46 PM

I don't know whether to laugh at your new title Jeebs, or cry for all your wasted free time.

terpkristin · 06-03-2006, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I don't know whether to laugh at your new title Jeebs, or cry for all your wasted free time.

Can't it be both?
Plus, I love his new title.

/tk

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-03-2006, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Can't it be both?
Plus, I love his new title.

/tk

Of course. Baby's still young enough to blame it on post-partum...

JW · 06-03-2006, 06:50 PM

I wonder if he now has more posts than Wilt Chamberlain had women?

http://espn.go.com/nba/news/1999/1012/110836.html

Sexual claim transformed perception of Wilt

Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- The claim was so shocking as to be unbelievable: Wilt Chamberlain said he had sex with 20,000 women. The revelation made him fodder for comedians and turned the NBA Hall of Famer into a reference for sexual braggadocio.

Chamberlain died Tuesday at 63. He had a history of heart problems, and a fire department spokesman said there were signs that Chamberlain might have had a heart attack.

In his 1991 biography "A View From Above," Chamberlain devoted an entire chapter to sex. He said that if he had to count his sexual encounters, he would be closing in on 20,000 women.

"Yes, that's correct, twenty thousand different ladies," he wrote. "At my age, that equals out to having sex with 1.2 women a day, every day since I was fifteen years old."

more

terpkristin · 06-03-2006, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JW

I wonder if he now has more posts than Wilt Chamberlain had women?

http://espn.go.com/nba/news/1999/1012/110836.html

Sexual claim transformed perception of Wilt

Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- The claim was so shocking as to be unbelievable: Wilt Chamberlain said he had sex with 20,000 women. The revelation made him fodder for comedians and turned the NBA Hall of Famer into a reference for sexual braggadocio.

Chamberlain died Tuesday at 63. He had a history of heart problems, and a fire department spokesman said there were signs that Chamberlain might have had a heart attack.

In his 1991 biography "A View From Above," Chamberlain devoted an entire chapter to sex. He said that if he had to count his sexual encounters, he would be closing in on 20,000 women.

"Yes, that's correct, twenty thousand different ladies," he wrote. "At my age, that equals out to having sex with 1.2 women a day, every day since I was fifteen years old."

more

Holy crap!
Somehow I didn't know that Chamberlain had passed.

/tk

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-03-2006, 07:01 PM

Maybe if Jeebs wasn't posting here so much he would've had that many women instead of that many posts.

sterlingice · 06-03-2006, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Maybe if Jeebs wasn't posting here so much he would've had that many women instead of that many posts.

*snicker*

SI

chinaski · 06-03-2006, 07:17 PM

MizzouRah · 06-03-2006, 07:20 PM

Jeebs is the man... and I'm only like 10,500 posts behind!

ice4277 · 06-03-2006, 07:20 PM

It actually is kind of worrying that he has that many posts, yet doesn't have a job that allows him to post from work.

sterlingice · 06-03-2006, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinaski

Awesome

Great one, chinaski

SI

st.cronin · 06-03-2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice4277

It actually is kind of worrying that he has that many posts, yet doesn't have a job that allows him to post from work.

That is amazing. It would be like instead of Wilt Chamberlain slept with 20,000 women, some ugly janitor slept with 20,000 women.

sterlingice · 06-03-2006, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

That is amazing. It would be like instead of Wilt Chamberlain slept with 20,000 women, some ugly janitor slept with 20,000 women.

This thread is full of gems

SI

05-31-2006, 09:25 PM	#3
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	Quick, everyone: Check every thread you've ever created for JeeberD posts, and if they exist, DELETE THEM! __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

06-03-2006, 10:25 AM	#5
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Still 17 to go. Wonder what his new title will be SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

06-03-2006, 11:13 AM	#7
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	I created a title for 20,000 quite some time ago. I don't remember what it is, and I'm keeping myself from looking it up. All I know is that is was something rather smart-alecky. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

06-03-2006, 05:26 PM	#8
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06-03-2006, 05:28 PM	#9
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Brilliant thread title __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

05-31-2006, 09:01 PM	#2
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I bet I've cost Jeeber more than 50 posts easily.

05-31-2006, 10:47 PM	#4
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	If not for the great purge, Kickstand would have passed 20,000 years ago.

06-03-2006, 06:02 PM	#10
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I know you're 2 posts away Jeebs, but you need to start working on your "acceptance" speech now and post it here for #20000. Something about how you couldn't have done it without your excessive free time, lack of life, and 5000 UTEP posts that no one has more than cursorily read SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

06-03-2006, 06:04 PM	#11
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Buddy, when I looked at it, you're at 19,999 Please don't keep us in suspense! Post here! /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

06-03-2006, 06:46 PM	#13
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I don't know whether to laugh at your new title Jeebs, or cry for all your wasted free time.

06-03-2006, 06:50 PM	#16
JW College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Monroe, LA, USA	I wonder if he now has more posts than Wilt Chamberlain had women? http://espn.go.com/nba/news/1999/1012/110836.html Sexual claim transformed perception of Wilt Associated Press LOS ANGELES -- The claim was so shocking as to be unbelievable: Wilt Chamberlain said he had sex with 20,000 women. The revelation made him fodder for comedians and turned the NBA Hall of Famer into a reference for sexual braggadocio. Chamberlain died Tuesday at 63. He had a history of heart problems, and a fire department spokesman said there were signs that Chamberlain might have had a heart attack. In his 1991 biography "A View From Above," Chamberlain devoted an entire chapter to sex. He said that if he had to count his sexual encounters, he would be closing in on 20,000 women. "Yes, that's correct, twenty thousand different ladies," he wrote. "At my age, that equals out to having sex with 1.2 women a day, every day since I was fifteen years old." more

06-03-2006, 07:01 PM	#18
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Maybe if Jeebs wasn't posting here so much he would've had that many women instead of that many posts.

06-03-2006, 07:17 PM	#20
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	yeeehaaaaaaaaw

06-03-2006, 07:20 PM	#21
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Jeebs is the man... and I'm only like 10,500 posts behind!

06-03-2006, 07:20 PM	#22
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	It actually is kind of worrying that he has that many posts, yet doesn't have a job that allows him to post from work.

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