How much should I work my corner tonight?

oliegirl · 06-05-2006, 07:43 PM

i work in a completely unsupervised "office"...my pimp goes home at 6pm, and I have to stay here to pick up johns (i work on a corner) all by myself until 1am...I have been asking for about 4 months if there were any way to switch to dayshift, because being on sloppy seconds is taking a very heavy toll on my home life with my family.

Today, I got told for about the 8th time that a plan that would at least temporarily get me off seconds got scrapped. my pimp has a new favorite ho that he is giving the day shift to...he keeps telling me that he will work something out, basically just to keep me from leaving him for another
pimp down the street.

So my question is, should i work diligently and put forth my 100% effort, OR, should I go hang out with the other lazy ho's and give myself a manicure?

I apologize in advance for this...

Joe · 06-05-2006, 07:45 PM

Radii must not be keeping you satisfied... sexually. Disappointing, that.

JonInMiddleGA · 06-05-2006, 07:47 PM

Not bad.

I'm just thankful that I had at least seen the other thread title & figured out what this was about. Otherwise, I'd be really really confused right about now.

Lorena · 06-05-2006, 07:52 PM

LOL, good work!

saldana · 06-05-2006, 08:23 PM

i must say, i am a little bit hurt over the lack of concern for my seriously detrimental situation, which leaves me with only thing to say....

pix pls k thx

st.cronin · 06-05-2006, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

i must say, i am a little bit hurt over the lack of concern for my seriously detrimental situation, which leaves me with only thing to say....

pix pls k thx

Hey, I gave you very thoughtful and serious advice. I'm the one whose problem hasn't been taken seriously.

SunDevil · 06-05-2006, 08:31 PM

In the future, the FOFC members will refer to this thread as the turning point. Seeing this thread is like seeing the arm and head of the Statue of Liberty under the beach in Planet of the Apes.

Oh and pix pls k thx

Antmeister · 06-05-2006, 08:34 PM

Ok....mad props on the parody post. I wish you luck in your ho'ing career.

Axxon · 06-05-2006, 08:35 PM

Man, those new culturally based SAT tests are hard.

SirFozzie · 06-05-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Axxon

Man, those new culturally based SAT tests are hard.

Q13: Lanies pimp wants 30% of her money. If she turns 25 tricks in a week at $80 per trick, how much money should the ho turn over to avoid getting pimp slapped?

NoMyths · 06-05-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I'm the one whose problem hasn't been taken seriously.

Sure it has. You need to repent and give up right-wingism.

SirFozzie · 06-05-2006, 08:46 PM

Oh look, Qwiksand's viewing the thread. How much do you want to bet he's actually doing the math on my question

Joe · 06-05-2006, 08:47 PM

st.cronin · 06-05-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by NoMyths

Sure it has. You need to repent and give up right-wingism.

Ok, look here. I play baseball and sign my name right handed. I play tennis, hockey, and basketball left handed. If that doesn't make me a centrist, then what the hell.

SirFozzie · 06-05-2006, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

$600

good answer, but incorrect.. you see, the pimp wants 30% of her money, but everyone knows hos can't be trusted, and he'll take $1000, $600 of what she said she earned, and an Extra $400 because she's holdin out on him, and if she don't like it, she can speak out of the other side of her mouth for a week.

Joe · 06-05-2006, 08:51 PM

but I trust hoes

SirFozzie · 06-05-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

but I trust hoes

you just failed pimp school man.. hell.. you may have failed common sense

SnDvls · 06-05-2006, 08:53 PM

props on the good post oliegirl

oliegirl · 06-05-2006, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

good answer, but incorrect.. you see, the pimp wants 30% of her money, but everyone knows hos can't be trusted, and he'll take $1000, $600 of what she said she earned, and an Extra $400 because she's holdin out on him, and if she don't like it, she can speak out of the other side of her mouth for a week.

Is the 25 tricks a week 100% of my effort? You forgot that I'm thinking of slacking off since my nails have been suffering, ya know - getting chipped on the gear shift and stuck on the lever that makes the seats recline back...maybe Quiksand can use his amazingly hot math mind and come up with the answer...

oliegirl · 06-05-2006, 09:01 PM

Dola:

For the record, my pimp knows that I would never hold out on him...unless there is a great pair on sequined hot pants on sale at the Ho Shop down the block...

SirFozzie · 06-05-2006, 09:02 PM

*snicker* You KNOW, olie, Rad's gonna find a pair of sequined hot pants and make you wear them now.

And then he will take pictures.

Groundhog · 06-05-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

*snicker* You KNOW, olie, Rad's gonna find a pair of sequined hot pants and make you wear them now.

And then he will take pictures.

...and then post them in this thread.

QuikSand · 06-05-2006, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliegirl

Is the 25 tricks a week 100% of my effort? You forgot that I'm thinking of slacking off since my nails have been suffering, ya know - getting chipped on the gear shift and stuck on the lever that makes the seats recline back...maybe Quiksand can use his amazingly hot math mind and come up with the answer...

Come work for me, and all this is behind you.

oliegirl · 06-05-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

Come work for me, and all this is behind you.

It's going to take more sweet talking than that, big boy

But I'll give you directions to my corner and we'll talk it over then...

(Man, I wish I could have typed that with a straight face! I guess I have no future as a ho...oh well)

digamma · 06-05-2006, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliegirl

It's going to take more sweet talking than that, big boy

But I'll give you directions to my corner and we'll talk it over then...

(Man, I wish I could have typed that with a straight face! I guess I have no future as a ho...oh well)

Don't do it...you know what they say about QuikSand...it goes something like this...

There once was a pimp named Quik,
And, yes, his girls turn lots of tricks,
His girls seem nice,
But for 2/3 the price,
they're mostly just chicks with dicks.

lighthousekeeper · 06-05-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by digamma

Don't do it...you know what they say about QuikSand...it goes something like this...

There once was a pimp named Quik,
And, yes, he turned lots of tricks,
His girl's seemed nice,
But for 2/3 the price,
they're mostly just chicks with dicks.

gold

digamma · 06-05-2006, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

gold

Made a quick fix.

Franklinnoble · 06-06-2006, 02:14 AM

No pix of oliegirl, but I think I know who her competition is:

Ben E Lou · 06-06-2006, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

Come work for me, and all this is behind you.

True dat. We all know that Quik's hos are under contract.

oliegirl · 06-06-2006, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

No pix of oliegirl, but I think I know who her competition is:

Hmmm... I did go to Catholic school for a couple of years, I bet I still have my uniform...it'd be a little short on me, but isn't that kind of the point?

stevew · 06-06-2006, 09:13 AM

My head hurts after reading this.

Anthony · 06-06-2006, 09:34 AM

is Hell Atlantic gonna have to choke a bitch?

06-05-2006, 07:47 PM	#3
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Not bad. I'm just thankful that I had at least seen the other thread title & figured out what this was about. Otherwise, I'd be really really confused right about now. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

06-05-2006, 08:23 PM	#5
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	i must say, i am a little bit hurt over the lack of concern for my seriously detrimental situation, which leaves me with only thing to say.... pix pls k thx Last edited by saldana : 06-05-2006 at 08:23 PM.

06-05-2006, 08:34 PM	#8
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Ok....mad props on the parody post. I wish you luck in your ho'ing career. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

06-05-2006, 08:35 PM	#9
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Man, those new culturally based SAT tests are hard. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

06-05-2006, 08:46 PM	#12
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Oh look, Qwiksand's viewing the thread. How much do you want to bet he's actually doing the math on my question __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

06-05-2006, 07:45 PM	#2
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	Radii must not be keeping you satisfied... sexually. Disappointing, that.

06-05-2006, 07:52 PM	#4
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	LOL, good work!

06-05-2006, 08:31 PM	#7
SunDevil College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tempe, AZ	In the future, the FOFC members will refer to this thread as the turning point. Seeing this thread is like seeing the arm and head of the Statue of Liberty under the beach in Planet of the Apes. Oh and pix pls k thx

06-05-2006, 08:47 PM	#13
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	$600

06-05-2006, 08:51 PM	#16
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	but I trust hoes

06-05-2006, 08:53 PM	#18
SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	props on the good post oliegirl

06-05-2006, 09:02 PM	#21
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	snicker You KNOW, olie, Rad's gonna find a pair of sequined hot pants and make you wear them now. And then he will take pictures. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

06-06-2006, 02:14 AM	#28
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	No pix of oliegirl, but I think I know who her competition is:

06-06-2006, 09:13 AM	#31
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	My head hurts after reading this.

06-06-2006, 09:34 AM	#32
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	is Hell Atlantic gonna have to choke a bitch?

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