Commercials you vomit from....

RendeR · 06-05-2006, 09:29 PM

Is anyone else sick to DEATH of teh KFC mashed potato/corn/chicken/gravy/bowl thing commercial yet?

"its like you've known me forever..."

gah I want to take a large stick and beat him until his dorky little eyes oooze slowly from his shatter malshapen skull.....

well? ANYONE?

sachmo71 · 06-05-2006, 09:29 PM

It's pretty gross.

Joe · 06-05-2006, 09:30 PM

I don't vomit

Schmidty · 06-05-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Is anyone else sick to DEATH of teh KFC mashed potato/corn/chicken/gravy/bowl thing commercial yet?

"its like you've known me forever..."

gah I want to take a large stick and beat him until his dorky little eyes oooze slowly from his shatter malshapen skull.....

well? ANYONE?

Never seen it.

Then again, I have Tivo, so I never watch commercials.

cthomer5000 · 06-05-2006, 09:34 PM

I really don't watch TV i guess. Football season has to be 75% of my year-round TV viewing.

RendeR · 06-05-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Never seen it.

Then again, I have Tivo, so I never watch commercials.

May your armpits be infested by the leeches of a thousand cesspools.....

Buccaneer · 06-05-2006, 09:39 PM

Commercials are one of the reasons I don't want TV anymore except in passing when my wife has something on. She had CMT on the other night and I unfortunately caught the worse commercial I had ever seen in my life. I don't remember the specific product but it was for natural male enhancement or something like that. They filmed it in a cheesy 50s kind of way and had this really dorky guy with a shit-eating grin plastered on the whole time. It almost made me vomit. Anyone seen this?

oliegirl · 06-05-2006, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Is anyone else sick to DEATH of teh KFC mashed potato/corn/chicken/gravy/bowl thing commercial yet?

"its like you've known me forever..."

gah I want to take a large stick and beat him until his dorky little eyes oooze slowly from his shatter malshapen skull.....

well? ANYONE?

I want to vomit, but not because of the dialog...that nasty looking bowl with all that food in it topped with gravy just looks disgusting! Did it occur to KFC that the food tasted good because it was separate and the chicken didn't taste like mashed potatoes????? Blech!

Crapshoot · 06-05-2006, 09:45 PM

People eat at KFC ?

SFL Cat · 06-05-2006, 10:10 PM

*Holds up a bloody hand while dying and cries out with great melodrama*

KFC is ... people!

Joe · 06-05-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Crapshoot

People eat at KFC ?

and vomit

Flasch186 · 06-05-2006, 11:16 PM

"Youre PaTetic!!"

MrBug708 · 06-05-2006, 11:17 PM

Im already sick of the political ads right now.

Mustang · 06-05-2006, 11:19 PM

I used to absolutely hate Carls Jr commercials.. big fat guys munching on burgers and ketchup slopping around.

It did NOT make me want to eat there.

LionsFan10 · 06-05-2006, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Commercials are one of the reasons I don't want TV anymore except in passing when my wife has something on. She had CMT on the other night and I unfortunately caught the worse commercial I had ever seen in my life. I don't remember the specific product but it was for natural male enhancement or something like that. They filmed it in a cheesy 50s kind of way and had this really dorky guy with a shit-eating grin plastered on the whole time. It almost made me vomit. Anyone seen this?

Ohh, you mean "Bob," (I believe that's his name, in the commercial anyway) ... I can't think of the product name, but I know exactly what you're talking about. I hate those commercials too by the way.

ThunderingHERD · 06-05-2006, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

I used to absolutely hate Carls Jr commercials.. big fat guys munching on burgers and ketchup slopping around.

It did NOT make me want to eat there.

We don't have Carls Jr around here, but ever since Carls Jr bought Hardee's they've had the absolute worst commercials on television. The new philly cheese steak commercials make me cringe. I can only imagine the kind of redneck trash that is amused by it: "Aw shucks, they shure do talk funny in the big city!"

Grammaticus · 06-05-2006, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

We don't have Carls Jr around here, but ever since Carls Jr bought Hardee's they've had the absolute worst commercials on television. The new philly cheese steak commercials make me cringe. I can only imagine the kind of redneck trash that is amused by it: "Aw shucks, they shure do talk funny in the big city!"

You didn't even like the Paris Hilton commercial? I mean she is an over exposed trashy little slut, but it's fun to watch.

TheOhioStateUniversity · 06-05-2006, 11:37 PM

That KFC bowl thing was not very good...Idk why I tried it. But that new California quesidilla at Taco Bell is bangin!

Glengoyne · 06-05-2006, 11:41 PM

That potato bowl is simply disgusting looking. How'd that make it out of a test market. Just stunning.

Ryche · 06-05-2006, 11:43 PM

Those commercials where the guys are running around saying I can't taste my beer. And then the beer with 'flavor' is Miller Lite?

And the new MGD commercials where people are supposedly passing a threshold into adulthood when they start to drink MGD. Funny, I thought I was passing into adulthood when I stopped drinking that crap.

Yeah, I hate the mass produced beers in general.

path12 · 06-05-2006, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Commercials are one of the reasons I don't want TV anymore except in passing when my wife has something on. She had CMT on the other night and I unfortunately caught the worse commercial I had ever seen in my life. I don't remember the specific product but it was for natural male enhancement or something like that. They filmed it in a cheesy 50s kind of way and had this really dorky guy with a shit-eating grin plastered on the whole time. It almost made me vomit. Anyone seen this?

That one actually cracks me up. And I love how everything is either distorted to be really long and/or pointing up. I'm easily amused though.

wade moore · 06-05-2006, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Never seen it.

Then again, I have Tivo, so I never watch commercials.

This man is wise.

Toddzilla · 06-06-2006, 07:48 AM

Is you crazy?

Honey BBQ Boneless Chicken Wings = CRACK.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-06-2006, 08:10 AM

I like the new KFC bowls, and I'll take any commercial over "VEGETABLE MEDLLLLEEEEAAAAAAYAYYYAYYAY!"

Also, I don't vomit.

albionmoonlight · 06-06-2006, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Commercials are one of the reasons I don't want TV anymore except in passing when my wife has something on. She had CMT on the other night and I unfortunately caught the worse commercial I had ever seen in my life. I don't remember the specific product but it was for natural male enhancement or something like that. They filmed it in a cheesy 50s kind of way and had this really dorky guy with a shit-eating grin plastered on the whole time. It almost made me vomit. Anyone seen this?

Easily one of the 5 worst commercials ever, IMHO.

kcchief19 · 06-06-2006, 08:27 AM

I saw this commercial for the first time last night. At first, I thought it was a stroke of genius because I'm one of those types that likes to mix my corn and mashed potatoes together. You would figure adding chicken, gravy and cheese to the thing would be a classy touch.

Then I thought about the fact that it was all KFC food, where even the corn is greasy and gives you gas. This could cause me to explode if I ever ate it.

Draft Dodger · 06-06-2006, 08:42 AM

I don't watch commercials either. although I have enjoyed the Mac/PC commercials when I've seen them (mostly because I like the actors).

one funny one I saw the other night was - I think - for an insurance company. I showed 3 women riding around in a vintage convertible. Suddenly, the following disclaimer came up: "Vintage automobile. All occupants are wearing seatbelts". Which is amusing to me because they clearly were not. So this company wants to lie to me right off the bat? no thanks.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-06-2006, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I don't watch commercials either. although I have enjoyed the Mac/PC commercials when I've seen them (mostly because I like the actors).

I like these, too. They're all up on Apple's web site.

MJ4H · 06-06-2006, 09:01 AM

stevew · 06-06-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Is you crazy?

Honey BBQ Boneless Chicken Wings = CRACK.

Yep, super crack. They are like the drug crack wanted to be when it grew up.

stevew · 06-06-2006, 09:29 AM

dola, those KFC bowls look like shit, and I also cannot believe that they made it out of their test marketing. It's like some crazy assed shepards pie, except it probably sucks.

JeeberD · 06-06-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

I don't vomit

Vomit free since '93?

bulletsponge · 06-06-2006, 09:48 AM

Great Cartoon Mattjones

KevinNU7 · 06-06-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Vomit free since '93?

HE A LIAR!

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06-05-2006, 11:37 PM	#18
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06-05-2006, 11:43 PM	#20
Ryche College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA	Those commercials where the guys are running around saying I can't taste my beer. And then the beer with 'flavor' is Miller Lite? And the new MGD commercials where people are supposedly passing a threshold into adulthood when they start to drink MGD. Funny, I thought I was passing into adulthood when I stopped drinking that crap. Yeah, I hate the mass produced beers in general. __________________ Some knots are better left untied.

06-06-2006, 08:10 AM	#24
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I like the new KFC bowls, and I'll take any commercial over "VEGETABLE MEDLLLLEEEEAAAAAAYAYYYAYYAY!" Also, I don't vomit. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-05-2006, 09:29 PM	#2
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	It's pretty gross.

06-05-2006, 09:30 PM	#3
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	I don't vomit

06-05-2006, 09:39 PM	#7
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Commercials are one of the reasons I don't want TV anymore except in passing when my wife has something on. She had CMT on the other night and I unfortunately caught the worse commercial I had ever seen in my life. I don't remember the specific product but it was for natural male enhancement or something like that. They filmed it in a cheesy 50s kind of way and had this really dorky guy with a shit-eating grin plastered on the whole time. It almost made me vomit. Anyone seen this?

06-05-2006, 09:45 PM	#9
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	People eat at KFC ?

06-05-2006, 10:10 PM	#10
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Holds up a bloody hand while dying and cries out with great melodrama KFC is ... people!

06-05-2006, 11:17 PM	#13
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Im already sick of the political ads right now.

06-05-2006, 11:41 PM	#19
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	That potato bowl is simply disgusting looking. How'd that make it out of a test market. Just stunning.

06-06-2006, 07:48 AM	#23
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Is you crazy? Honey BBQ Boneless Chicken Wings = CRACK.

06-06-2006, 08:27 AM	#26
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	I saw this commercial for the first time last night. At first, I thought it was a stroke of genius because I'm one of those types that likes to mix my corn and mashed potatoes together. You would figure adding chicken, gravy and cheese to the thing would be a classy touch. Then I thought about the fact that it was all KFC food, where even the corn is greasy and gives you gas. This could cause me to explode if I ever ate it.

06-06-2006, 08:42 AM	#27
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I don't watch commercials either. although I have enjoyed the Mac/PC commercials when I've seen them (mostly because I like the actors). one funny one I saw the other night was - I think - for an insurance company. I showed 3 women riding around in a vintage convertible. Suddenly, the following disclaimer came up: "Vintage automobile. All occupants are wearing seatbelts". Which is amusing to me because they clearly were not. So this company wants to lie to me right off the bat? no thanks. __________________ Mile High Hockey

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06-06-2006, 09:29 AM	#31
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	dola, those KFC bowls look like shit, and I also cannot believe that they made it out of their test marketing. It's like some crazy assed shepards pie, except it probably sucks.

06-06-2006, 09:48 AM	#33
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	Great Cartoon Mattjones

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