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Old 06-12-2006, 08:39 AM   #1
Mustang
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Talking Toy Warning Label - All your toy are belong to us...

Co-worker brought this in. It was from a toy that his daughter won at one of those Chucky Cheese type places. (Wish I had a picture to take of this as this is a keeper). These 'instructions' were on the side of the box. I wrote everything exactly as shown on the side of the box... (toy was made in China).



When do not use the lamp please pull out the mains

1. Please don't place it in following place.
a.) nearby strong vibration
b.) in the dusty play.

2. Please do not touch it movement

3. Please don't clean it case by using paint thinner or other chemical materials. Neuter soap or cleanser as cleaning
liquid is recommendable.

This product is not designed for lighting purposes and should not be used continuously for periods over 8 hours.
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Old 06-12-2006, 08:42 AM   #2
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Sounds like a house fire in waiting.
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Old 06-12-2006, 08:44 AM   #3
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Sounds like a house fire in waiting.

I think I actually laughed hardest at the 'Don't use for more than 8 hours'
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Old 06-12-2006, 08:44 AM   #4
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I took this picture along the Sacred Way north of Beijing.

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Old 06-12-2006, 08:49 AM   #5
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:56 AM   #6
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I clean my cat with neuter soap.
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