Get your wives/girlfriends to sign up for this class

Antmeister · 06-14-2006, 02:19 AM

Recently a relative of mine pointed me to this new class they are having in San Diego at the Learning Annex. I guess it was shocking to this person because it is the most conservative city in California. Normally the Learning Annex doesn't have classes of this sort, but somehow this woman got in. Not safe for work.

hxxp://www.learningannex.com/default.taf?sctn=B&_function=detail&cnum=978ESD&cat=

Vinatieri for Prez · 06-14-2006, 02:24 AM

If there's no pix, I believe it's safe for work. I've edited slightly just in case. And I agree. Let's get those women signed up.

"In this sizzling seminar, you'll learn how to become the master of oral sxx! Join sxx educator Becca Hanson for a fun, informative evening that's guaranteed to spice up your love life.

This class will cover:
* Anatomy of a man
* Hygiene
* Oral sxx techniques and positions
* Deep thrxxting
* Axnal play
* How to introduce the latest sxx toys to your lover
* And more!

Becca Hanson is a Sxx Educator, owner of an online store and host of sxx toy parties. She was recently named a Master Sxpert by Dr. Ava Cadell."

Vinatieri for Prez · 06-14-2006, 02:25 AM

Dola

Whoa on the anal play. Just whose anus are we talking about here anyway? I'm dying to find out what the "And more" part is though.

Antmeister · 06-14-2006, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

Dola

Whoa on the anal play. Just whose anus are we talking about here anyway? I'm dying to find out what the "And more" part is though.

Yeah, don't quite get that portion of the education. And you are right, it does not say which anus.

Marc Vaughan · 06-14-2006, 04:09 AM

Obligatory comment ...

"Do they have a practical session" ...

(leaves thread with head hanging in shame ...)

fantastic flying froggies · 06-14-2006, 06:23 AM

Is there an oral examination at the end of the class?

*groans*

Joe · 06-14-2006, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

Recently a relative of mine pointed me to this new class they are having in San Diego at the Learning Annex. I guess it was shocking to this person because it is the most conservative city in California. Normally the Learning Annex doesn't have classes of this sort, but somehow this woman got in. Not safe for work.

hxxp://www.learningannex.com/default.taf?sctn=B&_function=detail&cnum=978ESD&cat=

Was this relative your wife?

Celeval · 06-14-2006, 07:56 AM

Then again, some of the other classes listed under the "Relationship/Intimacy" section:

Cook Your Way into Your Mate’s Heart & Bed In 30 Minutes or Less!
Massage for Couples - Enhance Intimacy and Help Each Other Relax
Secrets for Sensational Sex to Drive Him Wild!
The Art of Exotic Dancing for Everyday Women with AN EXPERIENCED EXOTIC DANCER

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-14-2006, 08:32 AM

Eh, this class is for beginners. I need something more advanced.

JeeberD · 06-14-2006, 08:32 AM

My woman doesn't need any lessons. Thanks, though...

stevew · 06-14-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

My woman doesn't need any lessons. Thanks, though...

She's in search for Robitussin?

Desnudo · 06-14-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

My woman doesn't need any lessons. Thanks, though...

I agree

Anthony · 06-14-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Eh, this class is for beginners. I need something more advanced.

I shall be your mentor.

Samdari · 06-14-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

My woman doesn't need any lessons. Thanks, though...

How could it possibly hurt? At worst you got her out for the evening. At best, she gets even better.

You did not think this through.

Desmond · 06-14-2006, 03:07 PM

Eh, I'll just get my girlfriend to teach my wife, that way everybody wins.

st.cronin · 06-14-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

How could it possibly hurt? At worst you got her out for the evening. At best, she gets even better.

You did not think this through.

Great minds think alike.

Samdari · 06-14-2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Great minds think alike.

In Jeeber's defense, he's not married yet.

Lorena · 06-14-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by fantastic flying froggies

Is there an oral examination at the end of the class?

*groans*

SackAttack · 06-14-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

So Antmeister starts a thread like this, and this is Dodgerchick's only reaction?

Lorena · 06-14-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

Was this relative your wife?

No

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

So Antmeister starts a thread like this, and this is Dodgerchick's only reaction?

Nothing to say other than I find it highly amusing that the Learning Annex has this kind of class.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-14-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

I shall be your mentor.

I'm sorry. I'm allergic to mayo, and since you have a thing for sandwhiches I'm not so sure that would turn out well for either of us. Thanks for the offer though.

Glengoyne · 06-14-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I'm sorry. I'm allergic to mayo, and since you have a thing for sandwhiches I'm not so sure that would turn out well for either of us. Thanks for the offer though.

Nice.

I like the way you didn't slam the door on him. That was probably sent him off in need of a sandwich.

SackAttack · 06-14-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Nothing to say other than I find it highly amusing that the Learning Annex has this kind of class.

It's not always what you DO say that incriminates you.

Danny · 06-14-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

Dola

Whoa on the anal play. Just whose anus are we talking about here anyway? I'm dying to find out what the "And more" part is though.

The male prostate actually makes the man's anus more of a pleasure zone then the female anus (not that involving the woman's anus is a bad thing, its just more about the mental excitement then actual physical pleasure). Stimulation of the prostate can increase the intesity of an orgasm, though, I would recommend only having your girl do it occasionally, to avoid getting used to it and keeping your ejaculations explosive.

Draft Dodger · 06-14-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Eh, this class is for beginners. I need something more advanced.

trying to get ready for the big trip to Cam's house?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-14-2006, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

trying to get ready for the big trip to Cam's house?

Yes, I'm sure his wife would appreciate him helping me out with this.

Vinatieri for Prez · 06-14-2006, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Drickman

The male prostate actually makes the man's anus more of a pleasure zone then the female anus (not that involving the woman's anus is a bad thing, its just more about the mental excitement then actual physical pleasure). Stimulation of the prostate can increase the intesity of an orgasm, though, I would recommend only having your girl do it occasionally, to avoid getting used to it and keeping your ejaculations explosive.

You're quite the ass man. I assume you're speaking from personal experience.

Neuqua · 06-14-2006, 11:52 PM

I feel uncomfortable all of a sudden.

Antmeister · 06-15-2006, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Neuqua

I feel uncomfortable all of a sudden.

LOL.....I know....Danny Drickman got clinical on us all of the sudden.

Danny · 06-15-2006, 01:56 AM

So, who else likes to bite nipples?

sovereignstar · 06-15-2006, 02:06 AM

Do not answer that question. I do not need to know who likes to bite nipples around here.

SackAttack · 06-15-2006, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Do not answer that question. I do not need to know who likes to bite nipples around here.

Even if it's Subby?

oykib · 06-15-2006, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I'm sorry. I'm allergic to mayo, and since you have a thing for sandwhiches I'm not so sure that would turn out well for either of us. Thanks for the offer though.

It sounds like you really need that class. If you don't stick around for the mayo, it's kind of hard to give a good blow j--

... oh, you were really talking about sandwiches.

Draft Dodger · 06-15-2006, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Yes, I'm sure his wife would appreciate him helping me out with this.

I'm sure she likes to get down...what's that...*presses hand to ear piece*...I'm getting some new information here...turns out the Edwards are gun-loving Republicans...sorry, Farrah, looks like the Love Shack festivities are going to be a fizzle.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-15-2006, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I'm sure she likes to get down...what's that...*presses hand to ear piece*...I'm getting some new information here...turns out the Edwards are gun-loving Republicans...sorry, Farrah, looks like the Love Shack festivities are going to be a fizzle.

So um, how far away is New Hampshire then?

Draft Dodger · 06-15-2006, 09:37 AM

RendeR · 06-15-2006, 10:47 AM

Since when is San Diego Conservative??? I lived there for nearly 4 years, I mean beyond 100,000 US Navy sailors running amok, F-street bookstore selling everything from porn mags to butt plugs, and the local cable affiliates carrying more hard core tv than I'd ever seen before...yeah, I guess your right...conservative.....

JeeberD · 06-15-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I'm sure she likes to get down...what's that...*presses hand to ear piece*...I'm getting some new information here...turns out the Edwards are gun-loving Republicans...sorry, Farrah, looks like the Love Shack festivities are going to be a fizzle.

From what I remember hearing Mrs Edwards is actually Cam's political opposite. So, you never know...

CamEdwards · 06-15-2006, 01:36 PM

Between Danny's comment and the discussion of my wife's oral tendencies, this thread really just needs to end right now.

Draft Dodger · 06-15-2006, 01:42 PM

Fritz · 06-15-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Eh, this class is for beginners. I need something more advanced.

so we can read from this you are ready for advanced anxal play?

Desmond · 06-15-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

advanced anxal play?

???????

Fritz · 06-15-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Desmond

???????

I don't know. Rubber Chickens, Silly Putty, Mentos and Diet Coke, Sea Monkeys

Subby · 06-15-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Drickman

So, who else likes to bite nipples?

Antmeister · 06-15-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

I don't know. Rubber Chickens, Silly Putty, Mentos and Diet Coke, Sea Monkeys

Why did you have to bring up the Amazing Sea Monkeys? What did they do to deserve this kind of ridicule?

Fritz · 06-15-2006, 02:03 PM

perhaps even an invasive cavity search version of "Here's the church, and here's the steeple Open the door and see all the people. Here's the parson going upstairs, And here he is saying his prayers"

how am I supposed know the advanced anal play stuff that Farah is looking for?

Fritz · 06-15-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

Why did you have to bring up the Amazing Sea Monkeys? What did they do to deserve this kind of ridicule?

I would think raising a community of brine shrimp in ones rectum would qualify as "advanced"

Antmeister · 06-15-2006, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

perhaps even an invasive cavity search version of "Here's the church, and here's the steeple Open the door and see all the people. Here's the parson going upstairs, And here he is saying his prayers"

how am I supposed know the advanced anal play stuff that Farah is looking for?

You disgusting bastard. When the sea monkeys get older, their sharp crowns will be dangerous. No self-respecting Sea Monkey would go for such a thing and would probably cause a riot if they were forced to do so. That's why their crowns are dangerous sir. Dangerous....

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-15-2006, 02:09 PM

This thread has taken a crappy turn.

Fritz · 06-15-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

You disgusting bastard. When the sea monkeys get older, their sharp crowns will be dangerous. No self-respecting Sea Monkey would go for such a thing and would probably cause a riot if they were forced to do so. That's why their crowns are dangerous sir. Dangerous....

maybee thats what she gets off on - danger. Like Roy wagging his misassigned parts in a tigers face. ITS THE DANGER

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06-14-2006, 02:24 AM	#2
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	If there's no pix, I believe it's safe for work. I've edited slightly just in case. And I agree. Let's get those women signed up. "In this sizzling seminar, you'll learn how to become the master of oral sxx! Join sxx educator Becca Hanson for a fun, informative evening that's guaranteed to spice up your love life. This class will cover: * Anatomy of a man * Hygiene * Oral sxx techniques and positions * Deep thrxxting * Axnal play * How to introduce the latest sxx toys to your lover * And more! Becca Hanson is a Sxx Educator, owner of an online store and host of sxx toy parties. She was recently named a Master Sxpert by Dr. Ava Cadell."

06-14-2006, 02:25 AM	#3
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	Dola Whoa on the anal play. Just whose anus are we talking about here anyway? I'm dying to find out what the "And more" part is though.

06-14-2006, 04:09 AM	#5
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Obligatory comment ... "Do they have a practical session" ... (leaves thread with head hanging in shame ...)

06-14-2006, 07:56 AM	#8
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Then again, some of the other classes listed under the "Relationship/Intimacy" section: Cook Your Way into Your Mate’s Heart & Bed In 30 Minutes or Less! Massage for Couples - Enhance Intimacy and Help Each Other Relax Secrets for Sensational Sex to Drive Him Wild! The Art of Exotic Dancing for Everyday Women with AN EXPERIENCED EXOTIC DANCER

06-14-2006, 08:32 AM	#9
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Eh, this class is for beginners. I need something more advanced.

06-14-2006, 03:07 PM	#15
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Eh, I'll just get my girlfriend to teach my wife, that way everybody wins.

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Danny General Manager Join Date: Jul 2001	So, who else likes to bite nipples?

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sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Do not answer that question. I do not need to know who likes to bite nipples around here.

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Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	perhaps even an invasive cavity search version of "Here's the church, and here's the steeple Open the door and see all the people. Here's the parson going upstairs, And here he is saying his prayers" how am I supposed know the advanced anal play stuff that Farah is looking for? __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 06-15-2006 at 02:04 PM.

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Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	This thread has taken a crappy turn.

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