Gotta love teh internets (mildly amusing)

sovereignstar · 06-15-2006, 12:51 PM

This is the chat log that is connected with the CCTV (Chinese TV) feed that I'm using to view the world cup games.

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(11:57:46) 423 says: 欧文状态不好，鲁尼应该好些
(11:58:02) atom says to dd: ok am go home and sleep with yr mother ! bye!!!
(11:58:09) richi says: sono italiano
(11:58:18) fax says: sapete su che canali si può vedere la partita?
(11:58:34) river_713 says: dd别和他见识
(11:58:41) fanshoptv.no-ip.info says: io vedo la pubblicità di astronauti cinesi -_-
(11:58:41) dd says: atom真的是个垃圾啊，、、、、
(11:58:47) richi says: io pure
(11:59:18) atom says to river_713: It's u startting the fire...bitch!
(11:59:43) zz says: 可能！
(11:59:57) dd says: 傻B一个，atom
(12:00:16) dd says: u
(12:00:53) flibblesan says: hello
(12:01:37) dd says: u  fuck uself  ，help uself，atom
(12:01:56) atom says to dd: and u better to change yr name...dog dick!!
(12:02:36) fanshoptv.no-ip.info says: siamo a metà tra il primo e il secondo tempo, per questo nn si vede la partita, credo
(12:02:41) river_713 says: 谁是管理员把atom踢走，让他滚
(12:02:51) dd says: 傻b一个，atom，你的名字才傻b。还几把原子
(12:02:52) atom says to dd: atom want to fxxxxk yr mother now! hehehe!!!
(12:03:04) dd says: 傻b
(12:03:17) dd says: 没事
(12:03:34) dd says: 我们趁中场骂他玩
(12:03:46) river_713 says: atom以为他是nuclear，其实是rubbish bin!!!
(12:03:48) dd says: 用国骂
(12:04:23) atom says to dd: oh yr mother pussy was very wet...i like it! want to lick  her cunt la!!!
(12:04:26) dd says: 操atom祖宗十八代
(12:04:55) dd says: 丫雌雄同体的傻b
(12:05:17) river_713 says: ATOM会点鸟英语就不知道怎么说了，以为就你会说啊？
(12:05:39) dd says: 是哦，那个傻b
(12:06:15) joe says: 兩個不要吵啦！
(12:06:23) dd says: 不是两个
(12:06:36) dd says: 就是那个atom
(12:06:39) dd says: 垃圾
(12:06:47) dd says: 反正是中场
(12:07:19) dd says: 没事找事
(12:07:50) joe says: atom也沒說啦~~~~算啦吧！
(12:08:08) river_713 says: 是不是现在还延迟啊？
(12:08:09) joe says: 開始啦~~看足球吧！
(12:08:21) joe says: 是！
(12:08:30) dd says: 还是延时
(12:08:36) atom says: I love u both river167 & dd....
(12:08:50) dd says: 那个sb又开始了
(12:09:04) dd says: 他也中场休息啊。个sb
(12:09:19) river_713 says: 他侏儒吧，不象男人
(12:09:46) dd says: 就根本不是
(12:09:49) dd says: 哈哈
(12:10:02) river_713 says: 好了 看球 讲球
(12:10:34) wei_588 says: 今天说不定会出个大冷门
(12:10:49) river_713 says: 很有可能！
(12:10:57) Odel says: hello whats happening?
(12:10:59) joe says: atom......lt's so rude for u to say that.....plz don't say more
(12:11:12) 大力水手 says: 渴望泠门
(12:12:27) jackie says: hi, it's about mother and licking as far as i know
(12:12:37) jackie says: don't know more, lol
(12:14:49) linda says: ?
(12:16:26) iii says: 英格兰真差...
(12:16:44) river_713 says: 没人组织
(12:17:23) dd says: 反而经常被反击
(12:18:43) iii says: crouch太爱表演了...
(12:18:58) dd says: 是哦
(12:18:59) river_713 says: 他是个傻大个
(12:19:21) dd says: 年轻人阿
(12:20:15) river_713 says: RONNY要上了
(12:20:31) dd says: 顶歪了
(12:20:50) shengiany says: 大家的声音 比图面慢吗??
(12:20:59) iii says: 是啊,比画面慢2秒
(12:21:14) dd says: 不止2秒吧
(12:21:28) shengiany says: 5秒多呢
(12:21:42) . says: 今天慢好多啊
(12:21:55) dd says: 欧文………………
(12:26:13) dd says: 晕
(12:26:18) okupa says: hola
(12:26:29) dd says: 都喜欢倒勾
(12:26:47) okupa says: alguien que hable español?
(12:26:48) iii says: 爱现
(12:27:05) a199 says: 大家好啊
(12:28:22) jackie says: no signore
(12:34:02) hangmeng says: 英络兰没进球的运呀
(12:34:31) dd says: 看的我差点睡着，不看了，
(12:34:36) hangmeng says: 说错了，是有进于的运没进球的命
(12:35:24) hangmeng says: 哈哈，我也是边看小说边听解说
(12:35:55) poiuyt says: hello
(12:36:11) poiuyt says: c'è qualche italiano?
(12:36:51) poiuyt says: nessuno?
(12:36:59) dd says to hangmeng: 想交流用中文
(12:37:13) hangmeng says: 哈哈，你用中文呀
(12:37:44) dd says: 对象搞错了
(12:37:48) dd says: 哈哈
(12:38:17) hangmeng says: 昏呀，真是什么球都可以不进！！
(12:38:53) jackie says: no italian speaking, i speak french and english
(12:39:05) jackie says: salut!
(12:39:08) ataru says: io parlo italiano
(12:39:14) OMG says: io pure
(12:40:55) jackie says: i know a littlle sentences in italian
(12:41:14) jackie says: like 'quella bella langui l'italiano'
(12:41:29) hangmeng says: 又一个机会
(12:41:39) jackie says: hum...
(12:41:42) hangmeng says: 浪费大队！！
(12:41:57) dd says: 巨能浪费
(12:42:04) OMG says: heheh  jackie
(12:43:02) jackie says: it's not correct but you did understand!
(12:43:18) hangmeng says: 比得上中国队了
(12:43:24) sky says: .........
(12:47:03) mamamam says: 1
(12:47:08) sky says: wa
(12:47:34) joe says: well done
(12:47:40) dd says to hangmeng: 隔壁寝室早都听到叫声了
(12:47:46) OMG says: gollazzo
(12:47:47) river_713 says: 哈哈
(12:47:51) jackie says: scroutch!!!
(12:49:16) hangmeng says: 哈哈，难得还有这么多人没看得打瞌睡
(12:49:35) dd says: 进了个球好点了
(12:51:02) Teru says: 你们好噢
(12:51:21) Hypotk says to emma_769: Hola?

Franklinnoble · 06-15-2006, 01:13 PM

Meh. He's no bloodninja.

cartman · 06-15-2006, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Meh. He's no bloodninja.

I think

欧文状态不好，鲁尼应该好些

means "I put on my robe and wizard hat." Either that, or "How come we couldn't find 11 decent players out of 1.4 billion and qualify for the World Cup?"

Toddzilla · 06-15-2006, 01:16 PM

"mildly" is overstating it just a tad

Pumpy Tudors · 06-15-2006, 01:26 PM

i dont get it

rkmsuf · 06-15-2006, 01:31 PM

Bring on the binary, beotches!

heybrad · 06-15-2006, 01:32 PM

Reminds me of a joke in a comedy book I have...

One day I was meeting my friend for lunch and was surprised to see that he showed up with a banana lodged in his ear.

I said to him... "Hey, you've got a banana in your your ear."
He said... "What?"
I said... "I said, you've got a banana in your ear."
He said... "What?"
Being quite frustrated now I yellow loudly... "YOU'VE GOT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!"

Imagine my surprise when he pulled the banana out, looked at me and said:

今天说不定会出个大冷门

stevew · 06-15-2006, 01:33 PM

That joke sucks 对象搞错了

heybrad · 06-15-2006, 01:39 PM

Oh yea, you know what you can do:

大家的声音比图面慢吗

cartman · 06-15-2006, 01:45 PM

Charming is the same curve as music

KevinNU7 · 06-15-2006, 01:50 PM

I'm lost

JeeberD · 06-15-2006, 01:56 PM

I didn't know that Draft Dodger could speak chinese...

rkmsuf · 06-15-2006, 01:58 PM

konichiwa bitches

sachmo71 · 06-15-2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

konichiwa bitches

why not say they all look alike as well, hitler?

Toddzilla · 06-15-2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71

why not say they all look alike as well, hitler?

GODWINOWNED!

rkmsuf · 06-15-2006, 02:09 PM

lol, I don't even get it.

signed,
Wu-Tang Clan

sovereignstar · 06-15-2006, 02:09 PM

Code:

(12:09:19) river_713 says: 他侏儒吧，不象男人

Translated..

Code:

(12:09:19) river_713 says: His dwarf, does not look like the man

That says it all right there.

SunDevil · 06-15-2006, 02:11 PM

Quote:

hangmeng says: 说错了，是有进于的运没进球的命

Translated:
hangmeng says: Fritz

Toddzilla · 06-15-2006, 02:47 PM

I believe his typing has become transmogrified.

rkmsuf · 06-15-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

I believe his typing has become transmogrified.

I'm just a doctor Jim!

06-15-2006, 01:26 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	i dont get it __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-15-2006, 01:31 PM	#6
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Bring on the binary, beotches! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-15-2006, 01:32 PM	#7
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Reminds me of a joke in a comedy book I have... One day I was meeting my friend for lunch and was surprised to see that he showed up with a banana lodged in his ear. I said to him... "Hey, you've got a banana in your your ear." He said... "What?" I said... "I said, you've got a banana in your ear." He said... "What?" Being quite frustrated now I yellow loudly... "YOU'VE GOT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!" Imagine my surprise when he pulled the banana out, looked at me and said: 今天说不定会出个大冷门 Last edited by heybrad : 06-15-2006 at 01:36 PM.

06-15-2006, 01:45 PM	#10
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Charming is the same curve as music __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

06-15-2006, 01:50 PM	#11
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	I'm lost __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

06-15-2006, 01:13 PM	#2
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Meh. He's no bloodninja.

06-15-2006, 01:16 PM	#4
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	"mildly" is overstating it just a tad

06-15-2006, 01:33 PM	#8
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	That joke sucks 对象搞错了

06-15-2006, 01:39 PM	#9
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Oh yea, you know what you can do: 大家的声音比图面慢吗

06-15-2006, 01:56 PM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I didn't know that Draft Dodger could speak chinese... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-15-2006, 01:58 PM	#13
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	konichiwa bitches __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-15-2006, 02:09 PM	#16
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	lol, I don't even get it. signed, Wu-Tang Clan __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-15-2006, 02:09 PM	#17
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Code: (12:09:19) river_713 says: 他侏儒吧，不象男人 Translated.. Code: (12:09:19) river_713 says: His dwarf, does not look like the man That says it all right there.

06-15-2006, 02:47 PM	#19
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	I believe his typing has become transmogrified.

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