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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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Do Animals Commit Suicide?
This just bugs me, I gotta know.
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: A negative place
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Yes. Well maybe not conciously.
One time we had a rabbit that kept eating our garden. So we put out a cage in hopes of catching it which we did. Well we planned to drive the rabbit out later in the day to dump it off in the country (far from our garden). Before we got the chance, a thunderstorm came along. Apparently the rabbit got so frightened by the thunderstorm that it repeatedly bashed itself against the cage until it basically throttled itself to death. When I went out there after the storm, well it wasn't a pretty sight and I felt pretty bad about it. But, now you know. |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Heard of a guinea pig starving itself to death after its mate died
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Philly
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"Despite the familiar myth of lemmings flinging themselves off cliffs, suicide is a rare phenomenon. Natural selection favors individuals that leave as many high-quality offspring as possible. A creature that kills itself before it reproduces leaves no descendants, so the genes for this behavior die out with their carrier. Mass migrations carried out by some animals, including the lemming and the wildebeest, may lead to accidental deaths but have nothing to do with suicide. But suicidal behavior does occur. Among certain spider species, for instance, the mother sacrifices her body as a food source for her offspring. The female Australian crab spider reproduces by laying a sac full of tiny eggs. After her spiderlings hatch, the mother produces a second batch of eggs that are far too large to be laid. Her young bite into their mother to consume these eggs, eventually killing her. Similarly, the female Mediterranean spider feeds her offspring with a liquid that she regurgitates. Two weeks after they have hatched, the spiderlings feed directly on her body and suck their mother dry. Why not save some resources for future reproductive attempts? My colleagues and I found these female spiders have so many natural enemies that their chances of surviving to reproduce again are extremely low, so they are better off investing all their resources in a single brood." So apparently they do, surprised me. |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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My guinea did this after have his teeth filed down ![]()
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sweden
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I vaguely recall stories about primates in captivity that have refused to eat and starved to death.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: PA
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I don't know if you can say for sure that they are consciously killing themselves though.
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Islamic extremists commit suicide all the time.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: PA
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Actually, a fundamentalist Christian wouldn't kill himself. Suicide is a sin. |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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What percentage of the time, after posting, do you say to yourself, "Man, I'm witty"? |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Not as often as I'd like. I'd say I'm about a career .270 witty poster. I'm off today, because I've been at work since 5 am... so, I'm bound to whiff a few. |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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I would not consider these examples of suicide. That is the way the spider reproduces, it has no choice.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: PA
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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lol.. when's the lame explananation coming, Frankie? |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I'm stuck at the office since 5 am doing a SQL migration, and most of it is like watching paint dry... so I thought I'd amuse myself. |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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If Italians were animals they'd be possums. They'd make you think they're dead, only they get up 3 seconds later perfectly fine.
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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"They hit him with five shots, and he's still alive." |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Huntington, WV
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I don't see how any of you would consider Islamic Extremists anything other than animals. Are you actually defending what they do and have done?
Not the threadjack this, but I'm just curious.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: PA
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"In order for us human beings to commit ourselves personally to the inhumanity of war, we find it necessary first to dehumanize our opponents, which is in itself a violation of the beliefs of all religions. Once we characterize our adversaries as beyond the scope of God's mercy and grace, their lives lose all value." ~ Jimmy Carter
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Look up 'animal' in the dictionary. Someone got smart and the topic got smart. |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Huntington, WV
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Jimmy Carter is an idiot, and I don't agree with that statement at all. Some people ARE nothing less that base animals, and deserve to be treated as such. This isn't dehumanizing them, it's accurately describing them.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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an·i·mal Audio pronunciation of "animal" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-ml)
n. 1. A multicellular organism of the kingdom Animalia, differing from plants in certain typical characteristics such as capacity for locomotion, nonphotosynthetic metabolism, pronounced response to stimuli, restricted growth, and fixed bodily structure. 2. An animal organism other than a human, especially a mammal. 3. A person who behaves in a bestial or brutish manner. 4. A human considered with respect to his or her physical, as opposed to spiritual, nature. 5. A person having a specified aptitude or set of interests: “that rarest of musical animals, an instrumentalist who is as comfortable on a podium with a stick as he is playing his instrument” (Lon Tuck). adj. 1. Relating to, characteristic of, or derived from an animal or animals: animal fat. 2. Relating to the physical as distinct from the spiritual nature of people: animal instincts and desires. Sorry, still don't get it. |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Wow, you have a shitty dictionary.
Edit: Actually, #1 will suffice. Last edited by sovereignstar : 06-17-2006 at 05:15 PM. |
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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#1 has nothing to do with extremist Christians commiting suicide
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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This thread just got rope-a-doped.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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no kidding |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Huntington, WV
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Yeah, that's my fault. Sorry. ![]()
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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This thread is profound.
People having an interesting discussion, someone brings religion into it and suddenly people are at each others throats ![]()
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Yeah, actually, it was my fault. It didn't occur to me that the muslim suicide bombers have their apologists on this board. I suppose I should have known better. |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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I almost LOLd at your earlier post:
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Hatch
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You honestly have no perception of reality do you? I mean seriously, what the fuck is the malfunction in your brain? You made your own board just so you could talk about the shit you wanted to talk about, and when that doesn't work you come back over here and try to hijack as many fuckin threads as possible just so you have someplace, anyplace to spew your warped agenda. This is a thread about wether or not suicide is prevelant in the animal kingdom, not about muslims, christians, plant food, David Bowie, bowling or tampons. You are the epitomy of a troll. |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Some girls I've known have called me a "manimal", and to answer your question, no I would never commit suicide.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Is it to late to predict this thread will not end well?
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Huntington, WV
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Since I started this, I'd like to end it ... by threadjacking this back to what it was initially. Again, my apologies for causing this to bust open. I have 9 cats, and I hazard to believe any of them would commit suicide. It does bring up the point -- are they self-aware? I know they have fight or flight instincts, but is there more of a self-awareness outside of that instinct? It might bring some insight as to whether they would and in what circumstance they would kill themselves.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I don't think there's any way to know if cats, or any other species, have consciousness in the same way that humans do. My best guess is that there is a spectrum of "self-awareness". On one end are things like germs, trees, and then bugs, and then maybe cats and dogs, and then humans. Even in humans, it seems like there's a spectrum of "self-awareness". |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: PA
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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nice, ice
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: PA
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Huntington, WV
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Interesting topic, and I'd be happy to discuss it with you, just not on this thread. I hope you understand I'm not ignoring you, just fixing my threadjacking from earlier.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I've heard of that test; my impression is that most scientists think it doesn't prove anything at all about consciousness. |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Specifically chimpanzees. Most other apes and monkeys don't. |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Lighten up, Francis. I make one joke about suicide bombers, and all of a sudden I'm an anti-arab propoganda machine. |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test
Looks like Chimps, Bonobos, Orangutans, Dolphins and Humans pass consistantly. |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Wait wait - you expect Franklin to know what the fuck he's talking about ? |
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Right... because we have Christian fundamentalists blowing themselves up on a daily basis. |
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