 |
06-18-2006, 10:53 PM
|
#1 | ||
|
Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
|
Turning Japanese
I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too" I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do Oh it's in color Your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds I often kiss you when there's no one else around I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of you all round my cell I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them all round my cell I want the doctor to take a picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so (think so think so think so) Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so |
||
|
|
|
06-18-2006, 10:53 PM
|
#2 |
|
Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
|
Sorry, Father's Day beers made me wander around my music collection a bit. Great song.
|
|
|
|
|
06-18-2006, 11:49 PM
|
#3 |
|
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
|
One of the best songs about mansturbation ever made!
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 12:01 AM
|
#4 |
|
High School Varsity
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New Jersey, USA
|
This reminds me of the HoI2 AAR that I just finished reading earlier tonight. Brazil conquered Japan. It's quite an awesome AAR.
hxxp://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=244142&page=21&pp=25 |
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 12:21 AM
|
#5 | |
|
Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
|
Quote:
Indeed. |
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 08:03 AM
|
#6 |
|
Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
|
wont someone please think of the kittens!
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 08:06 AM
|
#7 |
|
The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
|
the vapors...whatever happened to them?
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 08:26 AM
|
#8 |
|
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
|
They went blind.
And why do people avoid Cyclone Rangers? |
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 06:03 PM
|
#9 |
|
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
|
Hands down (hahaha) winner:
i've known him all my life it seems so inconceviable at thirteen we shooks hands but we've been always inseparable he's cinnamon on my toast we're so close that's not to say we haven't had our share of arguments he's so unpredictable he winks acknowledgments when i would rather he closed his eye than push me aside my hand's a five leaf clover it's palm sunday over and over i never had the luck of swingers till i was wrapped around your finger he's my best friend i'm his best friend he's my best friend you don't need a brain to have a stroke of genius or a beautiful girl to let down your curls cause growing up is hard enough when your a powderkeg for powderpuffs (whether we're stayin' in or hanging out) i'd never ask another on a date to the ball he doesn't need a rubber sweater or alcohol cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks and a little misty reading sticky blue dirty books but he's my best friend he's my best friend i'm his best friend he's my best friend my hand's a five leaf clover it's palm sunday over and over i never had the luck of swingers till i was wrapped around your finger he's my best friend (we could hold hands for hours) he's my best friend (in the bedroom or shower) he's my best friend (i pick him up when he's feelin down) he's my best friend (i guess he's always been hangin around) he's my best friend (he gets lonely now and then) he's my best friend (and he gets shy around another men) I'm his best friend (it seems i've reached the end of my best friend)
__________________
M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 06:07 PM
|
#10 |
|
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
|
"The Wanker Song" by Ivor Biggun
My mother said that I never should play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood. Their giggling talk I could never understand, and that's why I fell in love with my right hand. And that's why (Chorus) I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker. and it does me good like it bloody well should. I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and I'm always pulling my pud'. I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed, and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist. It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD. It's available at any time and it's absolutely free. And that's why (Repeat Chorus) Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters, thank you for having me and being oh, so kind. I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter, My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind. I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain. I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train. I've used a badger and a melon and a cat, an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat. And that's why (Repeat Chorus) Last edited by Critch : 06-19-2006 at 06:11 PM. |
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 06:08 PM
|
#11 | |
|
Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
|
I Touch Myself - The DiVinyls...easily one of the sexiest songs ever recorded...
I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus: I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me come running You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you Chorus I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus I want you I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah Chorus
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
06-19-2006, 06:25 PM
|
#12 |
|
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: san jose CA
|
I always liked the classic Jackson Browne song about masturbation.
But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me Looks like its me and you again tonight Rosie Last edited by Bad-example : 06-19-2006 at 06:25 PM. |
|
|
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
