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Old 06-22-2006, 07:45 PM   #1
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Is it possible for your wife to FUDGE not turning on the AC?

So I get home from work today. It's 5pm and 104 outside. I walk inside and it's like a sauna. My wife was home and was too busy text-messaging on her cell phone that she didn't even turn on the air conditioning. So I'm sitting here, naked, sweating my ass off, waiting for the AC to do its job. I've already sweated off 8 pounds, and I can't loose anymore cause I'm only 105.
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Old 06-22-2006, 07:48 PM   #2
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Fudge definitely melts in our apartment if we don't turn on the AC.
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Old 06-22-2006, 08:10 PM   #3
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So I get home from work today. It's 5pm and 104 outside. I walk inside and it's like a sauna. My wife was home and was too busy text-messaging on her cell phone that she didn't even turn on the air conditioning. So I'm sitting here, naked, sweating my ass off, waiting for the AC to do its job. I've already sweated off 8 pounds, and I can't loose anymore cause I'm only 105.

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Old 06-23-2006, 08:24 AM   #4
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was she talking to her girlfriend?
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:48 PM   #5
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was she talking to her girlfriend?

Yes, which makes my buttmayo sweat a little easier to deal with.
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