Guess what, jerks

primelord · 07-04-2006, 11:54 PM

I would still advise you not to be walking on the sidewalk when he drives by.

Bearcat729 · 07-04-2006, 11:55 PM

ThunderingHERD · 07-05-2006, 12:53 AM

When people tell me they love the song "Just the Way You Are," I tell them I wrote it about a transvestite hooker I picked up on night in the village. Sure, it's not true, but it never fails to ruin the song for them.

1982, I was riding my motorcycle when a car ran into me. it really opened my eyes. I realized -- of course, car accidents.

Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean "good friends" in that sense. I just mean we slept together.

SirFozzie · 07-05-2006, 12:57 AM

Obligatory "This thread won't end well" post with a "Hell, it didn't even start well" postscript post.

JeeberD · 07-05-2006, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

kcchief19 · 07-05-2006, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by primelord

I would still advise you not to be walking on the sidewalk when he drives by.

Or when QuikSand drives by.

WSUCougar · 07-05-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

Or when QuikSand drives by.

Be wary of guys dressed like a mailman or wearing yellow.

Oilers9911 · 07-05-2006, 11:19 AM

This post may be worse than the duckman calling Skydog out, post.

QuikSand · 07-05-2006, 11:24 AM

You need to be bitten, it seems.

stevew · 07-05-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Be wary of guys dressed like a mailman or wearing yellow.

I think Quiksand would go with the First Batman Joker approach to take him out. Send him a lot of normal household items, which by themselves are harmless, but when combined are lethal. Don't ask me why i think this way.

st.cronin · 07-05-2006, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

You need to be bitten, it seems.

ping: Axl Rose

07-04-2006, 11:55 PM	#3
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	Last edited by Bearcat729 : 07-04-2006 at 11:56 PM.

07-05-2006, 12:53 AM	#4
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	When people tell me they love the song "Just the Way You Are," I tell them I wrote it about a transvestite hooker I picked up on night in the village. Sure, it's not true, but it never fails to ruin the song for them. 1982, I was riding my motorcycle when a car ran into me. it really opened my eyes. I realized -- of course, car accidents. Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean "good friends" in that sense. I just mean we slept together. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

07-05-2006, 12:57 AM	#5
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Obligatory "This thread won't end well" post with a "Hell, it didn't even start well" postscript post. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

07-04-2006, 11:54 PM	#2
primelord Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	I would still advise you not to be walking on the sidewalk when he drives by.

07-05-2006, 11:19 AM	#9
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	This post may be worse than the duckman calling Skydog out, post.

07-05-2006, 11:24 AM	#10
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	You need to be bitten, it seems.

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