If Real Dolls weren't freaky enough..

SirFozzie · 07-10-2006, 11:06 AM

A company has comeout with a product they call Teddy Babes.

hxxp://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html

Guh. What more can I say. People scare me with things like this

Warhammer · 07-10-2006, 11:25 AM

These are freaky! I mean why not go all the way to something you blow up?

saldana · 07-10-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

These are freaky! I mean why not go all the way to something you blow up?

didnt you read the features page....the plush body is much more realistic and comfortable.

SirFozzie · 07-10-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by saldana

didnt you read the features page....the plush body is much more realistic and comfortable.

And now I want to scrub my brain with bleach.

SackAttack · 07-10-2006, 12:44 PM

Foz, if you're asking for a Christmas present, you need to be a little more obvious.

Toddzilla · 07-10-2006, 12:47 PM

ZOMG

You know, if they could cross-market with Fleshlight, they may have something....

SirFozzie · 07-10-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

Foz, if you're asking for a Christmas present, you need to be a little more obvious.

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You do know what's coming right?

I KEEL YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SackAttack · 07-10-2006, 01:10 PM

I'm sorry, you need to speak up. What was that you said? You wanted two of them for a menage à trois?

Runtheball · 07-10-2006, 01:17 PM

"A Teddy Babe's smaller size and light weight also aids in its storage, making it ease to conceal on a closet shelf on under a bed, etc. It is also a perfect love doll traveling companion, fitting easily into a reasonably sized suitcase."

This had me rolling! Imagine being asked to open your suitcase for airport security inspection, and have this thing pop out and return to its original shape.

Schmidty · 07-10-2006, 01:28 PM

I'd hate to see what the poor souls who are forced to have "sex" with this kind of stuff look like. I mean, even if ugly people put a little effort into it, anyone can find a willing sex partner.

SirFozzie · 07-10-2006, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

I'm sorry, you need to speak up. What was that you said? You wanted two of them for a menage à trois?

I know where you live.. don't forget.

Desmond · 07-10-2006, 02:14 PM

The pictures of the pull out vagina have me all worked up.

SackAttack · 07-10-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

I know where you live.. don't forget.

No, you don't.

The address on the packages I send you guys is where I get my mail, not where I hang my hat.

saldana · 07-10-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Runtheball

"A Teddy Babe's smaller size and light weight also aids in its storage, making it ease to conceal on a closet shelf on under a bed, etc. It is also a perfect love doll traveling companion, fitting easily into a reasonably sized suitcase."

This had me rolling! Imagine being asked to open your suitcase for airport security inspection, and have this thing pop out and return to its original shape.

LMAO

i missed that part...i think it was because i was crying so hard at the starburst at the bottom that says

"once you go plush, you never go back!"

07-10-2006, 01:17 PM	#9
Runtheball High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: outside of Atlanta, GA	"A Teddy Babe's smaller size and light weight also aids in its storage, making it ease to conceal on a closet shelf on under a bed, etc. It is also a perfect love doll traveling companion, fitting easily into a reasonably sized suitcase." This had me rolling! Imagine being asked to open your suitcase for airport security inspection, and have this thing pop out and return to its original shape. __________________ Beware the beast "Man", for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death. -- The Lawgiver

07-10-2006, 11:25 AM	#2
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	These are freaky! I mean why not go all the way to something you blow up?

07-10-2006, 12:44 PM	#5
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Foz, if you're asking for a Christmas present, you need to be a little more obvious.

07-10-2006, 12:47 PM	#6
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	ZOMG You know, if they could cross-market with Fleshlight, they may have something....

07-10-2006, 01:10 PM	#8
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I'm sorry, you need to speak up. What was that you said? You wanted two of them for a menage à trois?

07-10-2006, 01:28 PM	#10
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I'd hate to see what the poor souls who are forced to have "sex" with this kind of stuff look like. I mean, even if ugly people put a little effort into it, anyone can find a willing sex partner.

07-10-2006, 02:14 PM	#12
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	The pictures of the pull out vagina have me all worked up.

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