Signs I need to get back in the classroom...

[AZSpeechCoach]

I just called Mrs. SpeechCoach at work to tell her about my newest find: "Eye For an Eye." It is one of those court shows. Kato Kaelin is the host. The judge holds a baseball bat of justice that he awards to the winning side. Today, a female rap group was suing their body painters. Seems that the body paint ran during a concert, exposing naughty bits and causing them to lose their gig at the nightclub. The body painters were countersuing. Seems that the rappers used body lotion, which is apparently a no-no when using body paint. The judge ruled in favor of the painters, and awarded them $250. But, here is the best part: the judge sentenced the rappers to earn the money by selling water balloons filled with paint that the buyers would then throw at them. The last half of the show was basically splatter porn with women in bikinis being covered in paint, with Kato making perverted comments. Damn, I need to get back to work.

[SirFozzie]

TV is a vast cultural wasteland.

But it's got a lot of footy games on it, too, so it's not too bad overall