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Old 07-26-2006, 02:17 PM   #1
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Lisa Loeb

She isn't drop-dead gorgeous. She is a left leaning whacko. She wears buddy-holly glasses. I dont' even like her music and somehow I find her irresistibly attractive.

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Old 07-26-2006, 02:18 PM   #2
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I'd nail it. The glasses thing is hawt.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:19 PM   #3
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I'd bend her over the end of the bed, often even.....
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:20 PM   #4
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I'd ride her hard and put her up wet.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:21 PM   #5
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I'd take the skin boat to tuna town with her.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:21 PM   #6
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Sounds like a HoN.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:32 PM   #7
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Sounds like a HoN.


Thats just it, she's really not that hot, but I'd bang her till she couldn't take it anymore. Its an oddity.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:36 PM   #8
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:36 PM   #9
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Yeah, shoulda made this a poll since Kodos is slacking.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:44 PM   #10
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She's got an 'It' factor, leading scores of men to not really think of her as too attractive, but want to bone her in the worst possible way (and yes, I'd hit it too... multiple times).
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:53 PM   #11
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I give her a ride on the baloney pony!
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:57 PM   #12
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She looks like that Kennedy MTV chick from the 90's. Not a good thing.
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:00 PM   #13
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I saw her play at South Main Cafe in Blacksburg over 10 years ago (like a week before 'Stay' hit the top 10). It was pretty cool since this place is/was just a small restaurant with a tiny stage. There were only about two dozen people there (IIRC it was lunchtime) and she was playing/singing about 10 feet from my table. All I have to say is that she's tiny...like 4'8" tiny.

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Old 07-26-2006, 03:01 PM   #14
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She looks like that Kennedy MTV chick from the 90's. Not a good thing.

No. Not really. They both wear glasses, have dark hair, have been on MTV, and are both female, but that's really where the similarities end.
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:15 PM   #15
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All I have to say is that she's tiny...like 4'8" tiny.

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Old 07-26-2006, 03:28 PM   #16
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:45 PM   #17
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Concur!
Not only boneable, but those glasses give her the illusion (?) of higher than normal intelligence, and intelligence is a big turn-on.
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:46 PM   #18
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I think she was in a boy meets world episode once.. anyone remember?
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Old 07-26-2006, 04:53 PM   #19
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I think she was in a boy meets world episode once.. anyone remember?

Not that I can find at imdb.com

However, their guest stars did include:
Marla Sokoloff, Nikki Cox, Keri Russell, Kathy Ireland, Mena Suvari, Nancy Kerrigan, Yasmine Bleeth, Brittany Murphy, Charisma Carpenter, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marcia Cross, Nicolle Eggert, Phyllis Diller, JoAnne Worley, Robert Goulet, former Monkees Mickey Dolenz (and in another episode) Peter Tork & Davy Jones, Cheap Trick's Rick Nielsen, Billy Vera, Robin Leach, Dave "Reuben Kincaid" Madden, former Happy Days'ers Pat Morita, Tom Bosley, & Anson Williams, Dick Van Patten, Dom Irrera, John O'Hurley, Soupy Sales, Buddy Hackett, Paul Gleason, Love Boater's Ted Lange & Bernier Koppell, cartoon voice regular Jason Marsden, Fred Savage, Michael McKean, Leon "Big Van Vader" White, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, crooked ref Earl Hebner, Bruce "Brother Love" Prichard, and former California Angel Jim Abbott.
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Old 07-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #20
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Not that I can find at imdb.com

However, their guest stars did include:
Marla Sokoloff, Nikki Cox, Keri Russell, Kathy Ireland, Mena Suvari, Nancy Kerrigan, Yasmine Bleeth, Brittany Murphy, Charisma Carpenter, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marcia Cross, Nicolle Eggert, Phyllis Diller, JoAnne Worley, Robert Goulet, former Monkees Mickey Dolenz (and in another episode) Peter Tork & Davy Jones, Cheap Trick's Rick Nielsen, Billy Vera, Robin Leach, Dave "Reuben Kincaid" Madden, former Happy Days'ers Pat Morita, Tom Bosley, & Anson Williams, Dick Van Patten, Dom Irrera, John O'Hurley, Soupy Sales, Buddy Hackett, Paul Gleason, Love Boater's Ted Lange & Bernier Koppell, cartoon voice regular Jason Marsden, Fred Savage, Michael McKean, Leon "Big Van Vader" White, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, crooked ref Earl Hebner, Bruce "Brother Love" Prichard, and former California Angel Jim Abbott.

Nice - I distinctly remember one episode where Eric was dating this folk singer, and she only sung songs that were pleasant and inspiring. Then he dumped her and she turned evil.

What a show.
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Old 07-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #21
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Old 07-26-2006, 05:39 PM   #22
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What a show.

Indeed... pure brilliance.
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:43 PM   #23
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Nice - I distinctly remember one episode where Eric was dating this folk singer, and she only sung songs that were pleasant and inspiring. Then he dumped her and she turned evil.

Hmm ...

Maybe this episode?
http://www.tv.com/boy-meets-world/sh...3/summary.html
First aired: 10/18/1996 Production Code: B724

When Eric offends Corinna, a strange, nerdy girl who writes her own songs, she writes a song downgrading him, and she becomes famous. Meanwhile, Cory and Topanga fear that their differing views on children could affect their future together.

Corinna was played by Leisha Hailey, better known now as the gay-actress-playing-a-bisexual on The L Word
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:44 PM   #24
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She's got an 'It' factor, leading scores of men to not really think of her as too attractive, but want to bone her in the worst possible way (and yes, I'd hit it too... multiple times).

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Old 07-26-2006, 06:46 PM   #25
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:01 PM   #26
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Hmm ...

Maybe this episode?
http://www.tv.com/boy-meets-world/sh...3/summary.html
First aired: 10/18/1996 Production Code: B724

When Eric offends Corinna, a strange, nerdy girl who writes her own songs, she writes a song downgrading him, and she becomes famous. Meanwhile, Cory and Topanga fear that their differing views on children could affect their future together.

Corinna was played by Leisha Hailey, better known now as the gay-actress-playing-a-bisexual on The L Word


Thats it! Good research. The reason why I thought it was her was because it sounded like her on the show, and it was pretty apparent that she wasn't lip synching the tunes.

I need a marathon on nick-at-night soon!
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:02 PM   #27
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And she is sweet. Smart too.
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:04 PM   #28
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This waiflike, 4 eyed, songstress could stick her 45 on my turntable and play all night.
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:13 PM   #29
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:26 PM   #30
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Oh shit, I better vote with QS and the majority!!!

I vote hot!!!!

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Old 07-26-2006, 08:10 PM   #31
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Very sexy. If you saw her at a party she'd talk to you. If you made her laugh, you'd even have a shot with her. And you'd actually be interested when she talks.
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:13 PM   #32
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She's the type that I would normally want to say yes to this but I must not be seeing the right pictures because I just can't get myself to agree with this. Maybe I just need to see a video or something.
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:14 PM   #33
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... bang her til she got a nosebleed...
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:22 PM   #34
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Doesn't she play moaning Myrtle in HP?
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:24 PM   #35
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:24 PM   #36
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Doesn't she play moaning Myrtle in HP?
Nope - Shirley Henderson.
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:27 PM   #37
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Not a top-5 selection by any means, but as someone else said, definitely someone you'd hit on at a party and not only feel like you had a chance, you'd be feeling pretty good if you got somewhere.
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:30 PM   #38
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I think she looks really good/better without red lipstick.
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:44 PM   #39
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She isn't drop-dead gorgeous. She is a left leaning whacko. She wears buddy-holly glasses. I dont' even like her music and somehow I find her irresistibly attractive.

I saw her live at Blueberry Hill in St. Louis back in late 2001. She's even cuter in person.
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:45 PM   #40
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Holy god this is not what I was expecting when I opened the thread.

No. Just, no.
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:03 AM   #41
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She looks like that Kennedy MTV chick from the 90's. Not a good thing.
I once worked with TV's Kennedy. Hawwwwwwwwwwwt.
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:13 AM   #42
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Eh, she never appealed to me.

Too gimmicky and obvious an image. It's like she's going to be the next girl-next-door porn star.
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:54 AM   #43
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Eh, she never appealed to me.

Too old and obvious a legal adult. It's like she's going to be the next girl-next-door porn star. And to that, I say...

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Old 07-27-2006, 06:11 AM   #44
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And you'd actually be interested when she talks.

While I agree with the majority... let's not get carried away.
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Old 07-27-2006, 06:37 AM   #45
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LOL, that is probably the most refined and regal way of saying "I'd hit it!" that i've ever seen. hahahahha

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Old 07-27-2006, 07:43 AM   #46
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I saw her play at South Main Cafe in Blacksburg over 10 years ago (like a week before 'Stay' hit the top 10). It was pretty cool since this place is/was just a small restaurant with a tiny stage. There were only about two dozen people there (IIRC it was lunchtime) and she was playing/singing about 10 feet from my table. All I have to say is that she's tiny...like 4'8" tiny.
Holy shit, dude. I was at that show too. SMC was a great place to see bands. I saw the Reverend Horton Heat there, too. There were maybe 50 people in the whole bar and he kicked our ass for about 3 hours. Good times.
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:00 PM   #47
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Lisa Loeb is an Ivy League alum. So all the talk that she'd have something semi-interesting to say, probably isn't all that unfounded.
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:18 PM   #48
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While we drifted briefly over to boy meets world, I'll put my vote in for Topanga!
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:36 PM   #49
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She isn't drop-dead gorgeous. She is a left leaning whacko. She wears buddy-holly glasses. I dont' even like her music and somehow I find her irresistibly attractive.

Would love to. That's a woman that would put a hop in your step.

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Old 07-27-2006, 01:37 PM   #50
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Lisa Loeb is an Ivy League alum. So all the talk that she'd have something semi-interesting to say, probably isn't all that unfounded.

I've known plenty of Ivy League alums. Your assumption is without merit.
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