Eating Corn

rkmsuf · 07-31-2006, 08:13 AM

What's the point really? I goes in and then comes out virtually intact.

Seems like I'm getting duped by the whole process.

gottimd · 07-31-2006, 08:18 AM

So are you suggesting everyone just throw their corn in the toilet and save themselves the time? Is this a Corn Crusade you are on?

rkmsuf · 07-31-2006, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

So are you suggesting everyone just throw their corn in the toilet and save themselves the time? Is this a Corn Crusade you are on?

Yes, that is what I'm suggesting. Corn is the biggest scam since one hour martinizing.

QuikSand · 07-31-2006, 08:23 AM

ping: Indiglo (a.k.a. wignifty)

gottimd · 07-31-2006, 08:23 AM

I will join your crusade if you throw in that the Flo-bee is the tool of the devil and and maybe the creation of Drivers Ed classes for werewolves?

rkmsuf · 07-31-2006, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

I will join your crusade if you throw in that the Flo-bee is the tool of the devil and and maybe the creation of Drivers Ed classes for werewolves?

I tried drivers ed for werewolves. Strangely all the instructors became werewolves and we were back to square one.

Raiders Army · 07-31-2006, 08:29 AM

Boooooo corn!

Hoooooray beer!

Ben E Lou · 07-31-2006, 08:32 AM

I don't eat corn.

gottimd · 07-31-2006, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

I don't eat corn.

it eats you?

flere-imsaho · 07-31-2006, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

it eats you?

In Soviet Russia? Sure.

gottimd · 07-31-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

In Soviet Russia? Sure.

Not according to this guy

Ben E Lou · 07-31-2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

it eats you?

n00b

WSUCougar · 07-31-2006, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

I don't eat corn.

As a general rule, a strict religious vow, or what?

st.cronin · 07-31-2006, 09:04 AM

This thread brings me back to SUN PRAIRIE. Beautiful corn-fed dames, spreading butter on freshly harvested sweet corn ...

QuikSand · 07-31-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

As a general rule, a strict religious vow, or what?

n00b

WSUCougar · 07-31-2006, 09:07 AM

What, he calls it maize?

gottimd · 07-31-2006, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

What, he calls it maize?

I dunno either. Must be some sort of F'n elitists inside joke.

Critch · 07-31-2006, 09:21 AM

I read this thing once about this guy who got a septic wee-wee after getting some corn stuck under his foreskin. Apparently he'd been giving a known corn-eater one up the tradesman's entrance and the corn got stuck.

What's up with that?!!?!

MIJB#19 · 07-31-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

ping: Indiglo (a.k.a. wignifty)

I thought it was Wignasty who started a similar thread about 5 years ago.

Is this the anniversary thread?

QuikSand · 07-31-2006, 09:55 AM

I'm quite certain it was wignifty, using an alias (since he was banned) of indiglo.

Toddzilla · 07-31-2006, 09:57 AM

Wigcorny?

panerd · 07-31-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

I dunno either. Must be some sort of F'n elitists inside joke.

Maybe eating the corn is a euphemism for being gay like packing the fudge? I don't really have any idea either.

saldana · 07-31-2006, 10:22 AM

this thread is just begging to be parodied

Swaggs · 07-31-2006, 11:57 AM

I thought this thread sounded familiar...

rkmsuf · 07-31-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

I thought this thread sounded familiar...

well i've shit corn twice. don't give me a hard time.

Riggins44 · 07-31-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

What's the point really? I goes in and then comes out virtually intact.

Seems like I'm getting duped by the whole process.

It is in fact pointless. There's actually a very brilliant conspiracy behind the whole thing.

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If one group is effectively in control of national corn production and multinational corporations; promotes corn through control of media, foundation grants, and education; and controls and guides the issues of the day; then they control most options available. The Council on Corn Relations (CCR), and the financial powers behind it, have done all these things, and promote the "New Corn Order", as they have for over seventy years.

Toddzilla · 07-31-2006, 02:05 PM

Poop Thread!

A-Husker-4-Life · 08-01-2006, 10:19 AM

I'm from Nebraska so corn is all we got...

Bonegavel · 08-01-2006, 12:15 PM

It's a good way to get butter into your mouth without simply eating the stick.

Bonegavel · 08-01-2006, 12:16 PM

dola,

also, what else would we do with those little corn-shaped 2 metal prong dealies that everybody has?

rkmsuf · 08-01-2006, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonegavel

dola,

also, what else would we do with those little corn-shaped 2 metal prong dealies that everybody has?

wear them as jewelry?

Desnudo · 08-01-2006, 12:22 PM

Not eating corn is unamerican. I would suggest moving to Russia where you can enjoy the many beet-based recipes.

gottimd · 08-01-2006, 12:24 PM

Why cant he just enjoy beet based recipes here?

Desnudo · 08-01-2006, 12:35 PM

Because this is America, we eat corn here. If you want to eat beets, move to Russia.

rkmsuf · 08-01-2006, 12:37 PM

You ever shit a beet? Not pleasant my friend.

Desnudo · 08-01-2006, 12:39 PM

I don't eat beets, I eat corn.

rkmsuf · 08-01-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I don't eat beets, I eat corn.

corn is for suckers

Desnudo · 08-01-2006, 12:43 PM

misspell suckers the first time?

rkmsuf · 08-01-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

misspell suckers the first time?

I was thrown off by "is".

Toddzilla · 08-01-2006, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You ever shit a beet? Not pleasant my friend.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Not according to this guy

.

gottimd · 08-01-2006, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Because this is America, we eat corn here. If you want to eat beets, move to Russia.

Is Russia a big beet eating country? Can't he go to Laos and eat beets?

rkmsuf · 08-01-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Is Russia a big beet eating country? Can't he go to Laos and eat beets?

I'm not eating beets people.

Go beet Off In The Woods.

gottimd · 08-01-2006, 01:17 PM

There is a beeting off contest in the woods?

Desnudo · 08-01-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Is Russia a big beet eating country? Can't he go to Laos and eat beets?

Unfortunately Laos did fall under the communist sphere of influence, so he could eat beets there.

jbmagic · 08-01-2006, 02:53 PM

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.

07-31-2006, 08:18 AM	#2
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	So are you suggesting everyone just throw their corn in the toilet and save themselves the time? Is this a Corn Crusade you are on? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

07-31-2006, 08:23 AM	#5
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	I will join your crusade if you throw in that the Flo-bee is the tool of the devil and and maybe the creation of Drivers Ed classes for werewolves? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

07-31-2006, 08:32 AM	#8
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	I don't eat corn. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

07-31-2006, 09:04 AM	#14
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	This thread brings me back to SUN PRAIRIE. Beautiful corn-fed dames, spreading butter on freshly harvested sweet corn ... __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

07-31-2006, 09:07 AM	#16
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	What, he calls it maize? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-31-2006, 08:23 AM	#4
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	ping: Indiglo (a.k.a. wignifty)

07-31-2006, 08:29 AM	#7
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Boooooo corn! Hoooooray beer!

07-31-2006, 09:21 AM	#18
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	I read this thing once about this guy who got a septic wee-wee after getting some corn stuck under his foreskin. Apparently he'd been giving a known corn-eater one up the tradesman's entrance and the corn got stuck. What's up with that?!!?!

07-31-2006, 09:55 AM	#20
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	I'm quite certain it was wignifty, using an alias (since he was banned) of indiglo.

07-31-2006, 09:57 AM	#21
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Wigcorny?

07-31-2006, 10:22 AM	#23
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	this thread is just begging to be parodied

07-31-2006, 11:57 AM	#24
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I thought this thread sounded familiar... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-31-2006, 02:05 PM	#27
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Poop Thread!

08-01-2006, 10:19 AM	#28
A-Husker-4-Life College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nebraska	I'm from Nebraska so corn is all we got... __________________ JJ Smitty Owner of the TheC.F.L. - Come by and check us out.

08-01-2006, 12:15 PM	#29
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	It's a good way to get butter into your mouth without simply eating the stick.

08-01-2006, 12:16 PM	#30
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	dola, also, what else would we do with those little corn-shaped 2 metal prong dealies that everybody has?

08-01-2006, 12:22 PM	#32
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Not eating corn is unamerican. I would suggest moving to Russia where you can enjoy the many beet-based recipes.

08-01-2006, 12:24 PM	#33
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Why cant he just enjoy beet based recipes here? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

08-01-2006, 12:35 PM	#34
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Because this is America, we eat corn here. If you want to eat beets, move to Russia.

08-01-2006, 12:37 PM	#35
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	You ever shit a beet? Not pleasant my friend. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-01-2006, 12:39 PM	#36
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I don't eat beets, I eat corn.

08-01-2006, 12:43 PM	#38
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	misspell suckers the first time?

08-01-2006, 01:17 PM	#43
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	There is a beeting off contest in the woods? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

08-01-2006, 02:53 PM	#45
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.

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