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Old 07-31-2006, 11:26 PM   #1
Wasabiak
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Help with FF team name

The last few seasons, my team name has been Shock & Awe. I'm tired of it. However, my creative juices just are not flowing. A couple dumb, yet kind of funny ones i've seen are "Yesterday's Corn" and "Nutty Pool Logs". Funny, kind of, but kinda corny.

Any ideas? Please name my team. Thanks.

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Old 08-01-2006, 12:04 AM   #2
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:29 AM   #3
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I usually call my team some variant of The Mongol Horde. That's not really good, though.
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:38 AM   #4
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Couple other cools ones i found......

Damage Inc.
Pain Train

I don't know, I figure someone here will come up with a sweet one. I could just use someone's forum name. There are plenty of cool names to choose from there.
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:46 AM   #5
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Well, if that's the case then you should just choose olie's girl
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:10 AM   #6
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:11 AM   #7
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:25 AM   #8
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I read the phrase "Butt Hair Mohawks" the other day here at FOFC and lol'ed.

That's going to be my new FF name.
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:37 AM   #9
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Couple other cools ones i found......

Damage Inc.

Going off of the Metallica theme: Harvesters Of Sorrow
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Old 08-01-2006, 05:40 AM   #10
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:56 AM   #11
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:03 AM   #12
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:14 AM   #13
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:24 AM   #14
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:07 AM   #15
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:12 AM   #16
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:17 AM   #17
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Move from Shock & Awe to Hack & Slash.
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:26 AM   #18
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:50 AM   #19
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:01 AM   #20
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:46 AM   #21
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:50 AM   #22
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:03 PM   #23
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Off In the Woods.

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Old 08-01-2006, 12:06 PM   #24
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Off In the Woods.

Because nobody will brag about beating Off In the Woods.

I like this one.
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:07 PM   #25
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Off In the Woods.

Because nobody will brag about beating Off In the Woods.

Brilliant!
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:23 PM   #26
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You could use "Off so much it hurts"
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:06 PM   #27
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1) The Dianabol Destroyers

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Old 08-01-2006, 05:37 PM   #28
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:32 PM   #29
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In my league the team with the worst record in last year's season is subject to a name change, decided upon by the rest of the league. This year we named the worst team:

The Bukkake Boys
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:08 PM   #30
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I play through Yahoo, and my league is all buddies of mine, and we change our name at least weekly depending on who we play. So one week a team could be "Comcastic" when they play the guy with an irrational hatred of Comcast customer service, and "Sandy's V-Card Revenge" the next week when playing the guy who deflowered Sandy in a most ill-advised fashion. It's the way to go with people you know. We have awards for the best shit talker and the best rivalry at the end of the year.
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:23 PM   #31
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:38 PM   #32
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:01 PM   #33
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That's the gayest name i've ever heard.
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:32 PM   #34
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If I was in your league, and found out that you had solicited team name help on a message board...holy crap, you would never live it down.
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:07 PM   #35
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If I was in your league, and found out that you had solicited team name help on a message board...holy crap, you would never live it down.

I understand. However, my thought is this.....Why waste the ability of the creative brain trust in this community? A lot of good ideas have already been posted. Also, to the best of my knowledge, none of my fellow league owners are subscribed to this forum (too bad for them). So I think I'm safe.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:20 AM   #36
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:41 AM   #37
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In my league the team with the worst record in last year's season is subject to a name change, decided upon by the rest of the league. This year we named the worst team:

The Bukkake Boys

I love this idea.
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