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08-04-2006, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Now do you beleive in shrinkage?
 A Croatian man got quite a surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and realised he couldn't because his testicles were stuck. The man, Mario Visnjic, had gone swimming naked in the sea at a local beach in western Croatia. His testicles had shrunk while he was in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun for some time they expanded back to their normal size and got stuck between the narrow strips of wood. He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a staff member to cut the deck chair in half.
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08-04-2006, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Cross the Croatian coast off my vacation list.
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08-04-2006, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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That poor "staff member."
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08-04-2006, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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They should have put his nuts in a bowl of ice water rather than ruin a perfectly good chair.
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08-04-2006, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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Yeah, my solution would have been to bring him a bag of ice. |
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08-04-2006, 12:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
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Sounds like one of the all-time greatest TotalFark threads.
The poor guy even got a picture on his camera-phone for proof Good times... |
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08-04-2006, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Now I'm squirming in my chair, and it's not even a wooden chair with slats. Yikes.
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08-04-2006, 12:54 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Franks and beans, franks and beans!
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08-04-2006, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Appleton, WI
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As a guy, I know I am supposed to feel his pain, but I can't help but laugh at this. Who gets their boys stuck in a chair?
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08-04-2006, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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What's amazing is the miracle of modern communication. Somehow this naked Croatian guys balls in a chair make news across the world. How does that happen?
Which one of them...the ball stuck guy or the guy who freed him was proud to give this story legs? I get my wang stuck in a door jam and I defy that news to ever see the light of day.
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08-04-2006, 02:01 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Man, this is a no-win situation. If you go with the wood deck chair, this happens. If you go with the plastic deck chair, then they probably stick to the slats. What's a naked Croatian sunbather to do?
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