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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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A charity i can PULL for...
 Hundreds of Britons were urged to attend what was branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon" over the weekend. The event was hosted by a leading reproductive healthcare charity, which said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in central London. "It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness", a charity spokeswoman said. "We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos". Participants, who had to be over 18, were told to bring any aids they needed and had a choice to take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas. The rules posted for the event said there could be no touching of other participants nor were people allowed to fake orgasms. "The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve", they said. The spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.
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08-07-2006, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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08-07-2006, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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What the hell is wrong with people?
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08-07-2006, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Sorry, Kate. I masturbate!
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08-07-2006, 11:33 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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I finally realized the the British have all the good ideas.
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08-07-2006, 12:00 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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meanwhile, the janitor at the place abruptly quit
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08-07-2006, 12:18 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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08-07-2006, 12:26 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I went but, after 5 minutes of tugging on my ear, I decided to just leave.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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