another one bites the dust: the Lathum edition

saldana · 08-08-2006, 07:05 PM

as some people around here know, Lathum and I have been best friends IRL for over 10 years now (i felt bad for him), so I wanted to be the first person to extend my congratulations (sympathies) to him and his girlfriend, who as of Saturday night was lucky (foolish) enough to say "yes", and became the FUTURE MRS. LATHUM!!!(you poor, silly girl)

So Congratulations to K & B(dumb bastard)!!!! We is gonna tear it up at the Bachelor Party, baby!!! (strippers)

the next question is: which embarassing stories should i tell during the toast?

Lathum · 08-08-2006, 07:20 PM

thanks, i guess...

duckman · 08-08-2006, 07:22 PM

You poor stupid bastard!

cartman · 08-08-2006, 07:26 PM

I'll crack open a Miller Lite in your honor.

saldana · 08-08-2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I'll crack open a Miller Lite in your honor.

i actually did that. (actually i only drank it because it was the only beer available at the guys house i was at...but i told Lathum i did it for him)

ice4277 · 08-08-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

the next question is: which embarassing stories should i tell during the toast?

all of them

SirFozzie · 08-08-2006, 07:34 PM

Who's Lathum.. are we talking about berniebugman?

cartman · 08-08-2006, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

i actually did that. (actually i only drank it because it was the only beer available at the guys house i was at...but i told Lathum i did it for him)

I didn't say I'd drink it, only crack it open.

Subby · 08-08-2006, 08:24 PM

I just returned a gently-worn parka to Saks in your honor.

mrsimperless · 08-08-2006, 08:31 PM

Vote Lathum

Lorena · 08-08-2006, 09:02 PM

Congrats Lathum!!

Made especially for you

AnalBumCover · 08-08-2006, 09:05 PM

Welcome to the exclusive club of the almost-married.

Draft Dodger · 08-08-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

I just returned a gently-worn parka to Saks in your honor.

congrats!

Lathum · 08-08-2006, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Congrats Lathum!!

Made especially for you

thats some funny shit

JeeberD · 08-09-2006, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AnalBumCover

Welcome to the exclusive club of the almost-married.

Indeed! My time in the club is almost done, so the fresh blood is welcome.

Congrats, bud!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-09-2006, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by saldana

as some people around here know, Lathum and I have been best friends IRL for over 10 years now (i felt bad for him), so I wanted to be the first person to extend my congratulations (sympathies) to him and his girlfriend, who as of Saturday night was lucky (foolish) enough to say "yes", and became the FUTURE MRS. LATHUM!!!(you poor, silly girl)

Wait, I thought YOU were his girlfriend.

Lathum · 08-09-2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Wait, I thought YOU were his girlfriend.

JeeberD · 08-09-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Wait, I thought YOU were his girlfriend.

I was going to be his girlfriend, but the sexy bastard rejected me...

saldana · 08-09-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I was going to be his girlfriend, but the sexy bastard rejected me...

*vomits violently*

saldana · 08-09-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Wait, I thought YOU were his girlfriend.

no, but thanks for reminding me of a great story to add to the toast

Pumpy Tudors · 08-09-2006, 12:29 PM

Perhaps I just keep getting (mock) confused because saldana and Lathum often talk about each other, and "saldana" ends with an "A". My two years of Spanish aside, I tend to think of names that end with "A" as female because my family and extended family includes females with the names of Angela, Brenda, Linda, Anastasia, Selena, Johanna, Velda, Teresa, Paulinda, Rosita, Theresa, and Dorothy.

So I keep thinking that saldana's real name is Dorothy.

bulletsponge · 08-09-2006, 02:55 PM

saldana's a chick? eeerrrmm a lady i mean?

Antmeister · 08-09-2006, 04:32 PM

Congrats Lathum and no, saldana is not a chick. Unless she is faking that she is a guy.

pennywisesb · 08-09-2006, 04:47 PM

gratz Lathum.

saldana · 08-09-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

Congrats Lathum and no, saldana is not a chick. Unless she is faking that she is a guy.

how the F*#@ did this theory even come up!!!!

I AM NOT A CHICK!!!!!!!

TargetPractice6 · 08-09-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

she is faking that she is a guy.

Uh oh. Maybe we are getting played again like with Passacaglia and lurker.

saldana · 08-09-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TargetPractice6

Uh oh. Maybe we are getting played again like with Passacaglia and lurker.

I AM NOT A CHICK!!!!!!!

terpkristin · 08-09-2006, 05:42 PM

just wanted to offer my congrats to lathum.

as for toasts, saldana, sorry, i can't help you, i'm working on the toast i have to give for my best friend's wedding (late march).

/tk

saldana · 08-09-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

as for toasts, saldana, sorry, i can't help you,
/tk

thanks for nothing....jerk

Captain2711 · 08-09-2006, 06:09 PM

I'm pretty sure Saldana is a man (although I have no pix to prove it), but he does have nice breasts. Knowing both he and Lathum well, a sexual encounter might have occured at one time. Monmouth University can be a lonely place.

Congrats again, Lathum.

saldana · 08-09-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain2711

I'm pretty sure Saldana is a man (although I have no pix to prove it), but he does have nice breasts. Knowing both he and Lathum well, a sexual encounter might have occured at one time. Monmouth University can be a lonely place.

Congrats again, Lathum.

bite me

Lorena · 08-09-2006, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain2711

(although I have no pix to prove it),

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Originally Posted by saldana

.

saldana · 08-09-2006, 06:48 PM

thanks dc

TargetPractice6 · 08-09-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

I AM NOT A CHICK!!!!!!!

I don't know... the large red letters almost make it convincing.

hoopsguy · 08-09-2006, 07:39 PM

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I AM NOT A CHICK!!!!!!!

Don't get your panties in a bunch.

saldana · 08-09-2006, 07:57 PM

you guys all suck...this thread was supposed to be dedicated to making fun of Lathum, not me.

Lorena · 08-09-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

thanks dc

I'm here to help

Saldana is a last name isn't it?

saldana · 08-09-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I'm here to help

Saldana is a last name isn't it?

in the fictional world that i stole it from, yes, it was a last name

Pumpy Tudors · 08-10-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by saldana

you guys all suck...this thread was supposed to be dedicated to making fun of Lathum, not me.

Glad to help.

08-08-2006, 07:26 PM	#4
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I'll crack open a Miller Lite in your honor. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-08-2006, 07:34 PM	#7
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08-08-2006, 08:24 PM	#9
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08-08-2006, 08:31 PM	#10
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	Vote Lathum __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

08-08-2006, 09:05 PM	#12
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	Welcome to the exclusive club of the almost-married. __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

08-08-2006, 07:20 PM	#2
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	thanks, i guess...

08-08-2006, 09:02 PM	#11
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Congrats Lathum!! Made especially for you

08-09-2006, 12:29 PM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Perhaps I just keep getting (mock) confused because saldana and Lathum often talk about each other, and "saldana" ends with an "A". My two years of Spanish aside, I tend to think of names that end with "A" as female because my family and extended family includes females with the names of Angela, Brenda, Linda, Anastasia, Selena, Johanna, Velda, Teresa, Paulinda, Rosita, Theresa, and Dorothy. So I keep thinking that saldana's real name is Dorothy. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-09-2006, 02:55 PM	#22
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	saldana's a chick? eeerrrmm a lady i mean?

08-09-2006, 04:32 PM	#23
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Congrats Lathum and no, saldana is not a chick. Unless she is faking that she is a guy. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-09-2006, 04:47 PM	#24
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	gratz Lathum. __________________ Myspace Profile

08-09-2006, 05:42 PM	#28
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	just wanted to offer my congrats to lathum. as for toasts, saldana, sorry, i can't help you, i'm working on the toast i have to give for my best friend's wedding (late march). /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

08-09-2006, 06:09 PM	#30
Captain2711 High School JV Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jersey	I'm pretty sure Saldana is a man (although I have no pix to prove it), but he does have nice breasts. Knowing both he and Lathum well, a sexual encounter might have occured at one time. Monmouth University can be a lonely place. Congrats again, Lathum. __________________ "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

08-09-2006, 06:48 PM	#33
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	thanks dc

08-09-2006, 07:57 PM	#36
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	you guys all suck...this thread was supposed to be dedicated to making fun of Lathum, not me.

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