The Careless Dribbler

rkmsuf · 08-23-2006, 02:52 PM

Gentlemen, ever take a leak and just jump the gun on zipping up? You get that final dribble that can cause a discoloration on the slacks. They need to install hair dryers next to the urinal for this case.

dbd1963 · 08-23-2006, 02:57 PM

Damn I just noticed this after taking some B vitamins. That'll brighten up yor pee..

rkmsuf · 08-23-2006, 02:58 PM

Bonus points if you can incorporate the lyrics to Careless Whisper in some sort of response here.

rkmsuf · 08-23-2006, 03:01 PM

dola

out of the 20 odd viewers of this thread I guarantee that at least 10 of you have been pee stainers.

Ksyrup · 08-23-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Gentlemen, ever take a leak and just jump the gun on zipping up? You get that final dribble that can cause a discoloration on the slacks. They need to install hair dryers next to the urinal for this case.

Clever misdirection.

gottimd · 08-23-2006, 03:03 PM

Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

rkmsuf has a vagina.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-23-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

dola

out of the 20 odd viewers of this thread I guarantee that at least 10 of you have been pee stainers.

You really think people would admit that? I know you're not a fool.

rkmsuf · 08-23-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Clever misdirection.

If you are trying to say I have a vagina I take great offense to this.

rkmsuf · 08-23-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

You really think people would admit that? I know you're not a fool.

Hey, we are all friends here.

WVUFAN · 08-23-2006, 03:05 PM

Gee, thanks. Now I'll never be able to listen to Careless Whisper without thinking this subject title again.

Then again, I don't plan on listening to George Michaels anytime soon, so the whole point is moot ...

rkmsuf · 08-23-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

rkmsuf has a vagina.

More amazing is somehow you have an office.

korme · 08-23-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

dola

out of the 20 odd viewers of this thread I guarantee that all 20 of you have been pee stainers.

Fixed.

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

By far my biggest public restroom pet peeve. I always seem to lean up against the counter to wash my hands when it is wet. WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS WET?

Ksyrup · 08-23-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

If you are trying to say I have a vagina I take great offense to this.

No. The original post intimates that you are a pee stainer, but is crafted so as to try to get others to admit to an act that you have not directly admitted to in this thread.

rkmsuf · 08-23-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

No. The original post intimates that you are a pee stainer, but is crafted so as to try to get others to admit to an act that you have not directly admitted to in this thread.

Oh I admit. I came right from the bathroom sporting a big ole wetness and crafted this thread. Pee stainers unite.

Ksyrup · 08-23-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

rkmsuf has a vagina.

What's even worse than that is having the wet counter splash on your pants, but you've got to go to a meeting, so you speed up the drying process by grabbing some paper towels, going back into the stall, and furiously wiping at the wet stains. Then your boss comes into the bathroom, hears the sound, and thinks someone is beating off in the restroom. A minute later you come out of the stall and he gives you one of those looks. Then you realize you can't walk out of a stall and not wash your hands, so you go through the process again, but you're so unnerved by what just occurred that you end up splashing yourself again, and the boss walks out shaking his head.

I hate when that happens!

WVUFAN · 08-23-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

. Pee stainers unite.

Do we get to form a union?

Kodos · 08-23-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WVUFAN

Gee, thanks. Now I'll never be able to listen to Careless Whisper without thinking this subject title again.

Then again, I don't plan on listening to George Michaels anytime soon, so the whole point is moot ...

Well I guess it would be nice, if I could use the potty
Without getting water all over me.

gottimd · 08-23-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

More amazing is somehow you have an office.

Its the size of Wisconsin.

rkmsuf · 08-23-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Well I guess it would be nice, if I could use the potty
Without getting water all over me.

What is this a George Michael pee lyric festival?

dbd1963 · 08-23-2006, 03:12 PM

I don't think that works as a misdirection. If you had never done it, you wouldn't bring it up.

The proper denial is "what the hell are you talking about?"

And I'm such a caveman that I didn't even KNOW this happened until the B-vites. I keep well hyrdrated so it's usually colorless. I've been standing around in my own pee for decades, unknowing.

Often I'd wear a pair of underwear for more than one day, too. I'm going to reconsider this policy now..

stevew · 08-23-2006, 03:12 PM

You people need to lighten up and stop cyber-bullying rksmurf and his pee stained trousers.

stevew · 08-23-2006, 03:14 PM

I thought this thread was about Stephon Marbury and his mad handles with the rock.

gottimd · 08-23-2006, 03:15 PM

I thought this thread as about my newborn cousin who is having trouble getting all of his baby food in his mouth.

WVUFAN · 08-23-2006, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

You people need to lighten up and stop cyber-bullying rksmurf and his pee stained trousers.

For whatever reason, I immediately thought this would be a Harry Potter book title: Harry Potter and the Pee-Stained Trousers.

MikeVic · 08-23-2006, 03:21 PM

I hate both! Pee staining... it's gotten to a point where I just stand at the urinal longer every single time, and shake out any possible last drops.

As for the wet counter... it usually does look worse than a pee staining, but I feel less embarassed because at least I know it's not pee.

Anyone ever have this happen to them:
You wash your hands while someone else is washing theirs. They finish before you, and as they turn away from you to head towards a hand towel/hand dryer, they shake their hands of water towards you... BUT, you just turned towards the hand towel/hand dryer at that moment too. So now you hve splashes of water on your pants.

Do you rabbit punch the guy? Inform him of what he's done? Just ignore it?

Passacaglia · 08-23-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Bonus points if you can incorporate the lyrics to Careless Whisper in some sort of response here.

First thing I thought of when I read the thread title. But I was thinking of basketball.

korme · 08-23-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I thought this thread was about Stephon Marbury and his mad handles with the rock.

Close the thread now. LOL

dbd1963 · 08-23-2006, 03:23 PM

Criminy, I just did a test, and you can't just knock the end of offending member a few times and expect that to take care of the problem. No sooner do you put the bastard away than he starts yellowing up your bleach-white boxer briefs. Why wasn't this taught in junior high?

Somebody needs to start a public service campaign. I'm going to take a long shower now.

DanGarion · 08-23-2006, 06:19 PM

If it dries away is it really a stain?

Buccaneer · 08-23-2006, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me.

Yes.

Buccaneer · 08-23-2006, 06:32 PM

Also, since I wear jeans all of the time, I hate the ones that were not stone-washed (or whatever the hell they do now) uniformally. Some of the ones have a dark blue splotched right over the zipper area making it look like a permanent pee stain.

Groundhog · 08-23-2006, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Bonus points if you can incorporate the lyrics to Careless Whisper in some sort of response here.

I really shoulda shaked again
zipped too soon and got a pee stain

Lorena · 08-23-2006, 06:46 PM

I am strangely fascinated by this thread.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-23-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I am strangely fascinated by this thread.

Pee stain envy.

rkmsuf · 08-24-2006, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

I really shoulda shaked again
zipped too soon and got a pee stain

Good work.

As a side note is see a female has entered the arena. The pants pee staining women are the ones you really need to watch out for.

gottimd · 08-24-2006, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Good work.

As a side note is see a female has entered the arena. The pants pee staining women are the ones you really need to watch out for.

rkmsuf · 08-24-2006, 08:01 AM

that's hot

stevew · 08-24-2006, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

How come every time you come around my london london bridge want to get drowned?

Butter · 08-24-2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Bonus points if you can incorporate the lyrics to Careless Whisper in some sort of response here.

I considered this before even opening the thread. I will admit to no such urinal staining, however.

Greyroofoo · 08-24-2006, 04:06 PM

all i know is that I have to be extra extra careful when I'm drunk

Noble_Platypus · 08-24-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dbd1963

Often I'd wear a pair of underwear for more than one day, too. I'm going to reconsider this policy now..

It took you noticing piss stains in your underwear to change them every day?
That shold be common practice even if you dont dribble

dbd1963 · 08-24-2006, 05:08 PM

It took you guys a DAY to start hammering me? I think jb has you all rattled..

sterlingice · 08-24-2006, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I thought this thread was about Stephon Marbury and his mad handles with the rock.

Awesome

SI

08-23-2006, 02:58 PM	#3
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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	dola out of the 20 odd viewers of this thread I guarantee that at least 10 of you have been pee stainers. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 08-23-2006 at 03:01 PM.

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gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Its even worse when washing your hands and you don't notice the counter is wet and it gets all over you. It looked like I just completely pissed myself, not just a dribble. I could've used the dryer then, but instead I had to wait a little in the bathroom and then run to my office hoping no one saw me. rkmsuf has a vagina. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 Last edited by gottimd : 08-23-2006 at 03:04 PM.

08-23-2006, 03:05 PM	#10
WVUFAN College Starter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Huntington, WV	Gee, thanks. Now I'll never be able to listen to Careless Whisper without thinking this subject title again. Then again, I don't plan on listening to George Michaels anytime soon, so the whole point is moot ... __________________

08-23-2006, 03:15 PM	#23
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	I thought this thread as about my newborn cousin who is having trouble getting all of his baby food in his mouth. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

08-23-2006, 02:57 PM	#2
dbd1963 High School JV Join Date: Jun 2006	Damn I just noticed this after taking some B vitamins. That'll brighten up yor pee..

08-23-2006, 03:12 PM	#20
dbd1963 High School JV Join Date: Jun 2006	I don't think that works as a misdirection. If you had never done it, you wouldn't bring it up. The proper denial is "what the hell are you talking about?" And I'm such a caveman that I didn't even KNOW this happened until the B-vites. I keep well hyrdrated so it's usually colorless. I've been standing around in my own pee for decades, unknowing. Often I'd wear a pair of underwear for more than one day, too. I'm going to reconsider this policy now..

08-23-2006, 03:12 PM	#21
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	You people need to lighten up and stop cyber-bullying rksmurf and his pee stained trousers.

08-23-2006, 03:14 PM	#22
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I thought this thread was about Stephon Marbury and his mad handles with the rock.

08-23-2006, 03:21 PM	#25
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I hate both! Pee staining... it's gotten to a point where I just stand at the urinal longer every single time, and shake out any possible last drops. As for the wet counter... it usually does look worse than a pee staining, but I feel less embarassed because at least I know it's not pee. Anyone ever have this happen to them: You wash your hands while someone else is washing theirs. They finish before you, and as they turn away from you to head towards a hand towel/hand dryer, they shake their hands of water towards you... BUT, you just turned towards the hand towel/hand dryer at that moment too. So now you hve splashes of water on your pants. Do you rabbit punch the guy? Inform him of what he's done? Just ignore it?

08-23-2006, 03:23 PM	#28
dbd1963 High School JV Join Date: Jun 2006	Criminy, I just did a test, and you can't just knock the end of offending member a few times and expect that to take care of the problem. No sooner do you put the bastard away than he starts yellowing up your bleach-white boxer briefs. Why wasn't this taught in junior high? Somebody needs to start a public service campaign. I'm going to take a long shower now.

08-23-2006, 06:19 PM	#29
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	If it dries away is it really a stain? __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

08-23-2006, 06:32 PM	#31
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Also, since I wear jeans all of the time, I hate the ones that were not stone-washed (or whatever the hell they do now) uniformally. Some of the ones have a dark blue splotched right over the zipper area making it look like a permanent pee stain.

08-23-2006, 06:46 PM	#33
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I am strangely fascinated by this thread.

08-24-2006, 08:01 AM	#37
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	that's hot __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-24-2006, 04:06 PM	#40
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	all i know is that I have to be extra extra careful when I'm drunk

08-24-2006, 05:08 PM	#42
dbd1963 High School JV Join Date: Jun 2006	It took you guys a DAY to start hammering me? I think jb has you all rattled..

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