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08-23-2006, 03:45 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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The Lesser of Two Evils?
I'm thinking the embarrassment would be a better outcome than an arrest, but that's just me...
Aug 23, 4:12 PM EDT No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really CHICAGO (AP) -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto. He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
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08-23-2006, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The DMV
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Couldn't he just claim that it was a bong?
Oh wait, that's pretty bad too. But maybe it would result in less jail time... |
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08-23-2006, 03:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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I wonder if he can bring it to prison? Or would it just start the whole vicious cycle all over again?
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08-24-2006, 09:07 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I had no idea penis pumps were so easily confused with grenades.
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08-24-2006, 09:10 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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That's pretty stupid for an islamic/arabic guy to lie about having a bomb. Good way to earn a free ass whoopin'.
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08-24-2006, 09:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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It's not mine. That sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
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08-24-2006, 09:16 AM
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08-24-2006, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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08-24-2006, 10:20 AM
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Location: Kansas City, MO
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