Life Lessons

Riggins44 · 08-27-2006, 12:06 AM

I will no longer plunge the toilet with my mouth open. Damn.

sterlingice · 08-27-2006, 01:23 PM

You should probably use the plunger for that instead of your mouth

SI

bulletsponge · 08-27-2006, 01:34 PM

lol!

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You should probably use the plunger for that instead of your mouth

hehe he wanted better "suction"

Raiders Army · 08-27-2006, 07:04 PM

The cringe factor of the first post is noteworthy.

st.cronin · 08-27-2006, 07:09 PM

I'm pretty sure I'm going to have nightmares about this. Thanks.

Riggins44 · 08-27-2006, 08:00 PM

Everything was down... it appeared to be a clean splash. Granted the plunger itself has seen better days.

Riggins44 · 08-27-2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

You should probably use the plunger for that instead of your mouth

SI

Classic.

Lathum · 08-27-2006, 08:07 PM

POTTYMOUTH!!!

Lorena · 08-27-2006, 10:13 PM

I don't know what's worse:

Opening your mouth while plunging the toilet,
or brushing your teeth after your toothbrush falls into the toilet.

Eww..

BrianD · 08-27-2006, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I don't know what's worse:

Opening your mouth while plunging the toilet,
or brushing your teeth after your toothbrush falls into the toilet.

Eww..

I think they are both far enough on the bad-scale that better/worse doesn't matter. Both are worthy of a big giant Ick.

Lorena · 08-27-2006, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

I think they are both far enough on the bad-scale that better/worse doesn't matter. Both are worthy of a big giant Ick.

Yeah, they both leave a bad taste in my mouth.

sterlingice · 08-27-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I don't know what's worse:

Opening your mouth while plunging the toilet,
or brushing your teeth after your toothbrush falls into the toilet.

Eww..

Well, you can always throw away that toothbrush and get a new one...

SI

Raven Hawk · 08-28-2006, 09:40 AM

Oh my, this was a good thread to read on a Monday morning. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, Riggs, but that's pretty damn funny.

Desnudo · 08-28-2006, 10:54 AM

That is about as disgusting as you can get with a one sentence story.

Cringer · 08-28-2006, 01:41 PM

Good lesson.

Going back to the junior high years....

I will never stick my face over a pile of dog crap with a firecracker stuck into it to see if the firecracker is a dud, again.

Riggins44 · 08-28-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Good lesson.

Going back to the junior high years....

I will never stick my face over a pile of dog crap with a firecracker stuck into it to see if the firecracker is a dud, again.

Since we're on the poop stories here....

I was about 8 or 9 and I was at the babysitters house. Me and the son of the babysitter saw that the dog (which was always outside) had broke in and took a crap in the hallway. This wasn't your classic dry, 3 day old turd... this was a mountain of moistness. Anyhoo, we thought it would be funny if we called his little brother out from his room to see if he'd notice it in the hall. So we yell his name and he comes running out full speed down the hall and steps in it. Ah, it was pretty dang gross. I think the poor kid must have left a 3 foot long skidmark on the carpet. He began to instantly cry.

I don't recall the clean-up.

Pyser · 08-28-2006, 03:40 PM

i should not have read this right before lunch.

08-27-2006, 01:23 PM	#2
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	You should probably use the plunger for that instead of your mouth SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-27-2006, 07:09 PM	#5
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I'm pretty sure I'm going to have nightmares about this. Thanks. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-28-2006, 09:40 AM	#13
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	Oh my, this was a good thread to read on a Monday morning. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, Riggs, but that's pretty damn funny. __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

08-28-2006, 01:41 PM	#15
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Good lesson. Going back to the junior high years.... I will never stick my face over a pile of dog crap with a firecracker stuck into it to see if the firecracker is a dud, again. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

08-27-2006, 07:04 PM	#4
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	The cringe factor of the first post is noteworthy.

08-27-2006, 08:00 PM	#6
Riggins44 High School JV Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Ontario, CA. USA	Everything was down... it appeared to be a clean splash. Granted the plunger itself has seen better days.

08-27-2006, 08:07 PM	#8
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	POTTYMOUTH!!!

08-27-2006, 10:13 PM	#9
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I don't know what's worse: Opening your mouth while plunging the toilet, or brushing your teeth after your toothbrush falls into the toilet. Eww..

08-28-2006, 10:54 AM	#14
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	That is about as disgusting as you can get with a one sentence story.

08-28-2006, 03:40 PM	#17
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	i should not have read this right before lunch.

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