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09-05-2006, 07:08 AM
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You might have a messed up family when...
The following conversation takes place while talking about your uncle who's in jail.
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This was the exact conversation I had with my mother this weekend.  |
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09-05-2006, 07:12 AM
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to continue......
One of my wife's sisters has been married 3 times, and lived with at least 3 or 4 other guys in the 12 years I have known my wife. The other sister has been married 2 times, and has lived with her current boyfriend for 2-3 years or more. Last edited by stevew : 09-05-2006 at 07:34 AM. |
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09-05-2006, 07:15 AM
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During the same conversation about my uncle, I found out his ex-wife married the guy who took his old job with the local water company. I asked my mother if she was in the job description or if she was considered part of the compensation.
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09-05-2006, 07:25 AM
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09-05-2006, 07:34 AM
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09-05-2006, 07:36 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Your brother in law chooses Crystal Meth over a wife, a kid, a house, a car, but NOT his hunting rifle.
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09-05-2006, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Well....at least you know he does have priorities.... |
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09-05-2006, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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During a television production class in college, I was forced into playing the part of a redneck for a fellow student's production. As the story goes, my dog had just been abducted by aliens, and my wife and I were being interviewed by a TV reporter about it. The woman playing my wife flubbed one of her lines, so while the crew got reset, the "reporter" and I started ad libbing.
Reporter: "Why do you think the aliens chose your dog over your wife?" Me: "Well, I've gotta admit that I've chosen the dog over the wife a few times myself." Did I accurately portray anybody's family here?
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