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I can't even think of a title for this article..
Not 1.. Not 2.. But THREE guys thought this was a good idea.. what... the.. f??
hxxp://www.madison.com/wsj/mad/top/index.php?ntid=97619&ntpid=4 Three men charged with attempting to rob a grave Saturday in Cassville were doing so because one of the men had seen the dead woman's obituary photo and wanted to have sex with her body, according to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday in Grant County Circuit Court. The men had stopped at a Wal-Mart and bought condoms before heading to the cemetery, police said. "One of the crimes we study in abnormal criminal behavior is necrophilia. I guess that would be the motive," Grant County Sheriff Keith Govier said Tuesday, adding that he had never before dealt with such a case. Govier said the men apparently didn't know the dead woman. "They just saw her obituary picture in the newspaper," he said. Cassville Police Officer Brent McDonald was sent to St. Charles Cemetery in Cassville about 11 p.m. Saturday on a citizen's report of a suspicious vehicle. McDonald found Alex Grunke, 20, of Ridgeway, dressed in black. Grunke was "extremely nervous" and "sweating on a very cool night," McDonald said in an interview. Grunke told McDonald that two other men were in the cemetery digging up the grave of Laura Tennessen, 20, who died Aug. 27 after being thrown from the back of a motorcycle. At Tennessen's grave, officers found a hole that uncovered the concrete vault that encases the coffin. The two men were gone. Sunday morning, Nicholas Grunke, 20, of Ridgeway, and Dustin Radke, 20, of Dodgeville, were found walking along Highway 81 in Beetown, about eight miles from the cemetery. The Grunkes are twin brothers. Each man was charged with being party to attempted third- degree sexual assault and being party to attempted misdemeanor theft. Bond was set at $1,000 each for the Grunke brothers and $1,500 for Radke. According to the complaint, Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke asked him to help dig up the grave so that Grunke could take the corpse behind his house in Ridgeway and have sexual intercourse with the body. On the way to the cemetery, the men stopped at the Dodgeville Wal-Mart and bought condoms, Radke told police. Govier said he spoke with members of the Tennessen family about the incident. "I can't come to the word to describe (what they're going through)," he said. "Having to put their daughter to rest, and then having to deal with this. It opens up wounds that I don't know anybody could experience." The Rev. John Norder, Laura Tennessen's priest at St. Charles Catholic Church, said she was the type of person who was always smiling and never judged others. "She always said, 'You know, you never know what people have been through in their lives.' (She was) a really good kid."
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Good to see the boys were using protection.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Given the intelligence they displayed in even coming up with this idea, I think it's probably too much to assume the condoms were to keep from leaving their DNA as evidence. Most likely, they were concerned with getting her pregnant.
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I think the condoms might have been for other horseplay that was planned for later that evening.
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How hot must her obituary photo been if three guys wanted to screw her CORPSE??
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Sadly, I don't think they would have had the energy...
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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whoa
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Disappointing. I was expecting a "There's a WalMart down the street" comment out of you.
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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If I ever took up corpse banging she would be high on the list. Right after Estelle Getty.
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Seriously, how does the idea of having sex with a corpse even get to the point of action? I will give these guys the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't actively scouting the obituaries for women who were hot, so how did it go? They're just looking through the newspaper, they see that picture, and then they say, "I'd hit it! Um, well, come on! Let's hit it!"?
During the drive/walk to Wal-Mart, or during the wait in line to pay for the condoms, or during the trip to the cemetary, they don't even realize how ridiculous it all is? Hell, while they were in Wal-Mart, they couldn't find a halfway decent-looking girl to drool over? It's just hard to imagine being dead set (pun intended, I guess) on having sex with a corpse. It's even more bizarre that that particular picture was enough to make them go through that much effort to attempt this. I just wish I could have heard the conversation as these guys actually greenlighted this whole scheme.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Well, after seeing the guys' pictures, I understand how they'd have trouble picking up a living woman.
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Which one was gonna pork her?
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The hot one. Duh. The hot guys always get the chicks.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I thought the first guy was Emo Phillips' illegitimate kid.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Ahhh, I see. The first two are aliens, and they used some kind of mind control device to get the 3rd guy to go along with it.
It's all starting to fall into place.... |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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"People" like this have no place in a civilized society. Just my two bits.
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When you say Wisconsin, you've said it all.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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shes cute. but not dig up her corpse and bang it cute
these pervs are sick. i guess a stay at "bang you in your bum" prison might give them some perspective about necrophilia |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Appleton, WI
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We do get some odd people up here. Do you think they understood that she wasn't still going to look like that when they got to her?
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Appleton, WI
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dola,
Not that that was the only problem... |
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Is that Elijah Wood with the glasses?
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Having some friends from this area, and seeing some of their neighbors, it's sad to say that this was not as shocking to me as you'd think it would be.
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Damn, all three were about 6 feet tall and 140 lbs.
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This is damn near signature worthy.
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OK, I didn't even notice something the first time through. These guys are from Ridgeway and Dodgeville, which are actually closer to Madison than Cassville (where the grave was). In fact, Cassville is about 60 miles from Dodgeville and 70 miles from Ridgeway. These guys weren't from down the street, or in the next town over. They drove for more than an hour to do this, then planned to drive more than an hour back to Ridgeway with the corpse.
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The cops frown on this activity, shit. There go my plans for this weekend ...
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Update:
hxxp://www.channel3000.com/news/9861183/detail.html The charges of attempted sexual assault were dropped, because Wisconsin, in addition to 33 other states (?!?!), does not have laws against necrophilia. They are still being charged with attempted misdemeanor theft and criminal damage to property. How fast do you think we'll see 34 new state laws?? |
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I may have missed it, but I'm a little surprised there hasn't been a "I'd hit it" comment.
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Oh, those crazy Grunke twins!
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Who dug this thread back up? Oh...
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Man this thread is just fucked up altogether and I do not like.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Officer, honest... I just wanted to get some head!
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Oshkosh, WI
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As sick as the activity of having sex with the corpse may be, at least some of the people of Wisconsin are evolving a little anyway. First, Ed Gein was wearing people's skin, and then Jeffery Dahmer was eating skin - these boys just want to lay with it.
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!
----------------------------------------- More From The Bay City Times | Subscribe To The Bay City Times Area man charged with bestiality Tuesday, October 24, 2006 By TIM YOUNKMAN TIMES WRITER A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said. Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center. At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6. Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer. Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier. Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off. State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house. Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days. The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison. http://www.mlive.com/news/bctimes/in...310.xml&coll=4
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"Crimes against nature"?! Like, is this a crime against decomposition, worms, or what?
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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there's something hot about the dog belonging to his girlfriend
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A dog day afternoon
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Is this scenario not on the bar exam?
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Looks like he'd had the urge awhile and wasn't about to let a little thing like decomposition rob him of his pleasure.
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Rigamortis (sp?) wasn't the only stiff thing on the dog it seems...
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What's that called? Necrobestiality?
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This thread reminds me of this from overheardatcollege:
Guy #1: So, if you have sex with a dead child, is that pedophilia or necrophilia? It can’t be both, right? Guy #2: I’m pretty sure that it’s necrophilia, because you can’t ask the person how old they are and make sure they’re not a kid. Guy #1: But what if I don’t realize that they’re dead either? Guy #2: Good question. Girl: Uh, that’s not a good question. If I see a public safety guy, I’m having you both arrested for being the dumbest people on the planet. |
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Location: TX
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thats freakin sick!
who "dug up" this old thread |
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