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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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Backup punter stabs rival in kicking leg!
![]() http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2585781 Northern Colorado backup punter arrested ESPN.com news services ![]()
This guy had to know that he'd get caught. What, does he want to be known as the Tonya Harding of college football?!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Sounds like Zak Bigelow is the big winner here.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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Yep... my thought exactly. Maybe he's the mastermind
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Sissy punter fighting.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Ohio
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This guy needs a swift kick in the pants...
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Meh. A story about university athletic misdeeds in the state of Colorado and this is the best the Associated Press could come up with? Where're the drunk hookers?!?
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Note to self...when planning to injure your competition for a kicking job, don't:
1. Stab him only in the leg 2. Act in a manner such that another kicker on the team clearly notices your hatred and jealousy of him 3. Ask yet another kicker on your team (how many freaking kickers does 1 team need?!) for his address 4. Use your car, with the license plate 8-KIKR, in the commission of the crime (it was covered with tape during the crime, but someone saw him pull the tape off shortly after the crime and memorized the plate) Idiot.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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The AD used to work for the Royals and Kansas Jayhawks, and the coach was a coach in the KC area too, so this has been covered a bit here. The AD did a radio interview yesterday and made the silly comment that while this was serious, it was being blow out of proportion because it was the football team -- he said if this had just been two regular college kids, the media wouldn't care.
I assume he means that where he comes from -- KU -- college kids stab each other all the time. I know if I were going to KU, I'd stab somebody. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The DMV
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Ping: Todd Sauerbrun
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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It's more of a question when you realize this is a Division II school in the process of moving to Division I and getting ready to play I-AA football. A D-II/I-AA school has three punters -- and people wonder why fans of Title IX and men's wrestling are pissed all the money goes to football -- so a D-II school can go three-deep at punter.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Anybody who's a fan of Title IX should be shot, in my opinion.
Sorry. Last edited by Logan : 09-15-2006 at 04:45 PM. |
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Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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This kid went to the University of Wyoming before going to Northern Colorado this year. The coach at Wyoming, Joe Glenn (who incidentally, won a DII Nat'l Title at UNC (as they call it out here..) said this during his weekly show that he does at the dining hall here at the University.
"I wish that coach had called me. Because I'd have told him that kid wasn't college punter material. He was terrible."
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Detroit, MI, U.S.A
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For anybody who hasn't read the story already, apparently the Colorado prosecutors are looking to file attempted first-degree murder charges against the punter. Interesting. I'm not sure about attempted first-degree murder though ...
hxxp://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2632404
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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Quote:
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Detroit, MI, U.S.A
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