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Arrest warrant issued for Blake Mitchell
USC quarterback Blake Mitchell suspended indefinitely
A USC Athletic spokesperson says Mitchell is suspended indefinitely from the team. According to the incident report, Mitchell is accused of simple assault. The alleged victim, Ertzberger Kylan, accuses Blake of starting the fight verbally. Kylan, who is a bouncer at Pavlov's and a USC student, tells officials that when he turned away, Mitchell punched him in the left eye. WIS will have more details on this story as it develops.
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09-13-2006, 03:02 PM
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At least he didn't dig up any corpses to hump.
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09-13-2006, 03:19 PM
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I like how they show a mean looking picture of Blake Mitchell, and a happy go lucky picture of Ertzberger. He's a bouncer, I'm sure he was being a dick.
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09-13-2006, 03:25 PM
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Good bouncers get paid to be dicks.
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09-13-2006, 03:26 PM
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What a dumbass.
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09-13-2006, 03:28 PM
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He'll have no problem being thought of as a dick when the entire school knows he got the starting QB suspended. Fair or not.
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09-13-2006, 03:37 PM
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I'm sure that guy had to bulk up as a coping mechanism growing up with a first name like Ertzberger.
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09-13-2006, 04:21 PM
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09-13-2006, 04:24 PM
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Blake Mitchell is one hot MILF.
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09-13-2006, 04:25 PM
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What the. So this big bouncer guy reported that he got punched by a QB? Did he hurt him bad? Seems like something that happens all the time and would've been forgotten about in a few days?
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09-13-2006, 04:56 PM
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What the hell does Ertzberger have in his hand? A Baby Ruth bar?
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09-13-2006, 05:02 PM
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why didn't the dude just kick his ass? the guy's a freaking pussy-ass quarterback for crying out loud
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09-13-2006, 05:03 PM
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09-13-2006, 05:05 PM
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09-13-2006, 05:06 PM
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He couldn't.. If he did, that freaking pussy-ass quarterback would have made quite a lot of money off of the bar. |
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09-13-2006, 05:42 PM
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Mitchell was a fucking dumbass here if he socked a dude that size, particularly a bouncer.
Yeah, bouncers can be real asshats sometimes. But punching a bouncer is just unbelieveably stupid on so many levels.
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09-13-2006, 07:19 PM
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09-13-2006, 09:23 PM
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09-14-2006, 05:19 AM
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I was thinking the same thing. On some campuses(?), he would be drawn and quartered. Not in South Carolina. He is going to be praised as a hero. It is not time for Smelly number one (which isn't quite as bad as Smelly number two). Last edited by GrantDawg : 09-14-2006 at 05:19 AM. |
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09-14-2006, 11:05 PM
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5 Points?
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