Casting Call: FOFC

Raiders Army · 09-16-2006, 08:40 AM

Let's make a fake movie about FOFC. Assuming that we have an unlimited budget, which actors/actresses would we get to play certain people? In this thread, post the name of the FOFC member and the actor who you would hire to play them along with the reason why. I'll start by naming the Directors:

The Farrelly Brothers because only they would be able to handle some of the stuff we talk about.

Greyroofoo · 09-16-2006, 08:42 AM

I think its a given we should have every girl from our Celebrity Hot Or Not tournament here.

fantastic flying froggies · 09-16-2006, 09:13 AM

Hell Atlantic can be played by Joe Pesci, the annoying italian small timer from the Lethal Weapon series.

fantastic flying froggies · 09-16-2006, 09:13 AM

dola
Oh, and Flasch would obviously play himself as a guest star...

Flasch186 · 09-16-2006, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by fantastic flying froggies

dola
Oh, and Flasch would obviously play himself as a guest star...

....and gets cut out

wade moore · 09-16-2006, 09:23 AM

Quiksand played by Big Blue

kcchief19 · 09-16-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

Quiksand played by Big Blue

Lou Ferrigno is playing him in the FOFC poker movie; I believe we cast Ray Romano as Subby.

And I don't care who she plays, Lauren Graham must be in the movie. It's a moral imperative.

Joe · 09-16-2006, 09:45 AM

Samuel L Jackson is playing Skydog.

"Get these motherfuckin jbmagic posts off this motherfuckin message board!"

Ben E Lou · 09-16-2006, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe

Samuel L Jackson is playing Skydog.

"Get these motherfuckin jbmagic posts off this motherfuckin message board!"

I was thinking more along the lines of:

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FOFC is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the trolls. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the members through the valley of darkness, for he is truly FOFC's keeper and the finder of IP matches. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my message board. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE H.N.I.C. when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!

Either that or:

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YES THEY DESERVE TO BE BANNED AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HAYULL!!!!

ok...ok....

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! I am SICK AND TIRED of these motherfuckin' jbmagic posts on this motherfuckin' message board!!!

or maybe..

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SkyDog: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't got no problem, SkyDog. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back to the alternate site, chill them niggaz out and wait for the fix which should be coming directly."
GameSpy You ain't got no problem, SkyDog. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back to the alternate site, chill them niggaz out and wait for the upgrade, which should be coming in about five minutes. Sorry, sir.

hmmmm...

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I wouldn't go so far as to call a Hell Atlantic a troll, but he's definitely dirty. But, Hell Atlantic's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

st.cronin · 09-16-2006, 01:03 PM

JimGa will be played by Tom Waits. Bubba will be played by Eminem.

DeToxRox · 09-16-2006, 01:20 PM

Izule will be played by John Malcovich
jbmagic will be played by Brian Bosworth

Flasch186 · 09-16-2006, 01:32 PM

Duckman will be played by the clown on the motorcycle...... I KID!!

Lighten up Francis

st.cronin · 09-16-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Izule will be played by John Malcovich
jbmagic will be played by Brian Bosworth

Actually, I think jb should be played by Adam Sandler. Picture it: GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON, YOU BIG BULLY!!!

sabotai · 09-16-2006, 01:56 PM

I guess I'll be the one to state the obvious.

David Allan Greer is Pumpy Tudors.

cartman · 09-16-2006, 02:01 PM

I should be played by...

Tom Selleck

Schmidty · 09-16-2006, 02:34 PM

I shall be played by Conan O'Brian.

wade moore · 09-16-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

I guess I'll be the one to state the obvious.

David Allan Greer is Pumpy Tudors.

bravo!

st.cronin · 09-16-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I shall be played by Conan O'Brian.

Which Schmidty will he play and who will play the other one?

jbmagic · 09-16-2006, 03:14 PM

I will play Andy Garcia.

wade moore · 09-16-2006, 03:20 PM

MrBiggs would be... Sean Penn maybe?

Schmidty · 09-16-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Which Schmidty will he play and who will play the other one?

Evil Schmidty.

Good Schmidty shall be played by Pat Sajak.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-16-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

I will play Andy Garcia.

Say what?

MJ4H · 09-16-2006, 07:19 PM

awesome

st.cronin · 09-16-2006, 08:12 PM

After giving the matter some thought, I should be played by whoever played Randall in Clerks.

LloydLungs · 09-16-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

I guess I'll be the one to state the obvious.

David Allan Greer is Pumpy Tudors.

Oh man... most excellent. I wish this was real.

RendeR · 09-16-2006, 11:07 PM

DO they have to be alive?

I'd be best protrayed by John Candy.

Greyroofoo · 09-16-2006, 11:49 PM

I personally think that the plot of this movie should be that Jim is kidnapped by Daivd who is trying to create maximum football 2. And of course the forum members are trying to rescue him

st.cronin · 09-17-2006, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

DO they have to be alive?

I'd be best protrayed by John Candy.

I think you're more Chris Farley. I'm trying to think of who could capture rkmsuf, and I'm pretty stumped.

Fonzie · 09-17-2006, 12:45 AM

I shall be played by Henry Winkler.

Eaglesfan27 · 09-17-2006, 12:56 AM

Ayyyy!

WVUFAN · 09-17-2006, 12:56 AM

I should be portrayed by Richard Karn.

Anthony · 09-17-2006, 01:41 AM

Andrew Dice Clay

SirFozzie · 09-17-2006, 01:47 AM

I dread who you guys stick me with..

wade moore · 09-17-2006, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I think you're more Chris Farley. I'm trying to think of who could capture rkmsuf, and I'm pretty stumped.

Andy Dick.

Schmidty · 09-17-2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

I dread who you guys stick me with..

You shall be played by the Stanford Tree.

SirFozzie · 09-17-2006, 10:14 AM

har har har.

Tigercat · 09-17-2006, 10:21 AM

Seems like Andy Dick should play a special appearence, in costume, as "the trout." The collossal squid should be played by Mark Mangino in a grey shirt.

Schmidty · 09-17-2006, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

har har har.

Hey now, the tree thing never gets old.

SirFozzie · 09-17-2006, 10:28 AM

That's a matter of opinion :P

sterlingice · 09-17-2006, 11:39 AM

I like the contrast of who people think should play them and who others think should play them.

SI

Pumpy Tudors · 09-17-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

Andrew Dice Clay

You wish.

09-16-2006, 09:13 AM	#3
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	Hell Atlantic can be played by Joe Pesci, the annoying italian small timer from the Lethal Weapon series. __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

09-16-2006, 09:13 AM	#4
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	dola Oh, and Flasch would obviously play himself as a guest star... __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

09-16-2006, 01:03 PM	#10
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	JimGa will be played by Tom Waits. Bubba will be played by Eminem. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

09-16-2006, 01:32 PM	#12
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Duckman will be played by the clown on the motorcycle...... I KID!! Lighten up Francis __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

09-16-2006, 02:01 PM	#15
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I should be played by... Tom Selleck __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

09-16-2006, 08:42 AM	#2
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I think its a given we should have every girl from our Celebrity Hot Or Not tournament here.

09-16-2006, 09:45 AM	#8
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	Samuel L Jackson is playing Skydog. "Get these motherfuckin jbmagic posts off this motherfuckin message board!"

09-16-2006, 01:20 PM	#11
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Izule will be played by John Malcovich jbmagic will be played by Brian Bosworth

09-16-2006, 01:56 PM	#14
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I guess I'll be the one to state the obvious. David Allan Greer is Pumpy Tudors.

09-16-2006, 02:34 PM	#16
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I shall be played by Conan O'Brian.

09-16-2006, 03:14 PM	#19
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	I will play Andy Garcia.

09-16-2006, 07:19 PM	#23
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	awesome

09-16-2006, 08:12 PM	#24
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	After giving the matter some thought, I should be played by whoever played Randall in Clerks. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

09-16-2006, 11:07 PM	#26
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	DO they have to be alive? I'd be best protrayed by John Candy. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

09-16-2006, 11:49 PM	#27
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I personally think that the plot of this movie should be that Jim is kidnapped by Daivd who is trying to create maximum football 2. And of course the forum members are trying to rescue him

09-17-2006, 12:45 AM	#29
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	I shall be played by Henry Winkler.

09-17-2006, 12:56 AM	#30
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Ayyyy! __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

09-17-2006, 12:56 AM	#31
WVUFAN College Starter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Huntington, WV	I should be portrayed by Richard Karn. __________________

09-17-2006, 01:41 AM	#32
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	Andrew Dice Clay

09-17-2006, 01:47 AM	#33
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	I dread who you guys stick me with.. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

09-17-2006, 10:14 AM	#36
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	har har har. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

09-17-2006, 10:21 AM	#37
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Seems like Andy Dick should play a special appearence, in costume, as "the trout." The collossal squid should be played by Mark Mangino in a grey shirt.

09-17-2006, 10:28 AM	#39
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	That's a matter of opinion :P __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

09-17-2006, 11:39 AM	#40
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I like the contrast of who people think should play them and who others think should play them. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

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