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Old 09-22-2006, 11:07 AM   #1
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Angry Corn!!

I LOVE corn....i could eat it with everymeal......but dammit if it don't like me at ALL.

Corn makes me every time i eat it.

Pass the beano......
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:09 AM   #2
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Corn, what worthless food. It just exists to go in one end and out the other perfectly intact.
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:12 AM   #3
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Corn, what worthless food. It just exists to go in one end and out the other perfectly intact.

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Old 09-22-2006, 11:13 AM   #4
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Well it's like I'm doing double work. I take it in and then have to pump it out with no benefit really if it's still intact. It's like the corn is laughing at me from the bowl.
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:26 AM   #5
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:55 PM   #6
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Corn is easily the most controversial pseudo-vegetable here at FOFC.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:07 PM   #7
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Well it's like I'm doing double work. I take it in and then have to pump it out with no benefit really if it's still intact. It's like the corn is laughing at me from the bowl.

Try chewing your food sometime.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:08 PM   #8
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Try chewing your food sometime.

Impossible to penetrate all the corn. They are shifty.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:17 PM   #9
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Take smaller bites.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:20 PM   #10
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Take smaller bites.

never; too emasculating.

then the corn wins.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:28 PM   #11
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KIRBY PUCKETT.. DEAR GOD.. KIRBY PUCKETT!
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:53 PM   #12
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KIRBY PUCKETT.. DEAR GOD.. KIRBY PUCKETT!

You finally figured out what caused his glaucoma huh?
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Old 09-22-2006, 08:19 PM   #13
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http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Content/corn.html
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Old 09-22-2006, 08:46 PM   #14
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You finally figured out what caused his glaucoma huh?

No I'm trying to kill the thread.
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:53 PM   #15
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But I don't eat corn!
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:00 PM   #16
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No I'm trying to kill the thread.

Hey, if corn-fed poo can't kill the thread, neither can you.
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