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Old 09-22-2006, 12:21 PM   #1
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Who are your least favorite players on your favorite NFL Team

Eh, not really a parody thread I guess.

Steelers
Sean Morey-All he can do is play special teams, and he's not really all that great at them. He just takes up a roster spot while he whiffs at the return man.

Lee Mays- Keeps coming back every year like he has naked pictures of Cowher's mom or something. Not going to cut it as an NFL receiver, at this point he needs to find a new line of work.

Kordell Stewart- Guy was always great about fucking up when the game mattered.

Kris Brown-I think it's how you spell this little fuck's name. Nice blocked field goal in '01 AFC Championship, jackass.

Ricardo Coclough- Pretty much a wasted pick at this point, horrible as a punt returner, yet he's always back there.

Neil O'Donnell- FU


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Old 09-22-2006, 12:32 PM   #2
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Dahanni(sp) Jones - man plays air guitar after almost every tackle, tackling a gun after he gains 2 yards on a 3rd and 1 is no cause to celebrate.

L.J. Smith-i don't really hate him but he seems to drop catchable balls or fumble the football, guy has talent but drives me nuts.
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:36 PM   #3
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Ashley Lelie - wants to be the #1 receiver without earning it; gets traded to Atlanta to be the ... #3 receiver

Bill Romanowski - steroid using, face spitting, rascist

Eddie Kennison - quits the Broncos, goes to the Chiefs, and scores a touchdown every !#$%ing time they play us

Gerald Willhite (sp?) - Limped off the field every time after he was tackled

Brian Griese - Actually had sports talk show hosts here in Denver comparing him favorably with Elway. Got drunk and tripped over his dog. Found ways to lose games.

Jake Plummer - Guy makes bad decisions on and off the field. Road rage incident and a left handed interception thrown from his own end zone.
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:41 PM   #4
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First name that popped in my head

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Ryan Leaf

It seemed like an eternity before we recovered from that ridiculous trade. Just thinking about it makes my stomach knot up again.
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:51 PM   #5
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First name that popped in my head

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Ryan Leaf

It seemed like an eternity before we recovered from that ridiculous trade. Just thinking about it makes my stomach knot up again.

You think 1998-2005 (what's that, 8 years?) is an eternity? Lions fans can do 8 years standing on their heads. That's a flash in the pan.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:03 PM   #6
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:03 PM   #7
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:06 PM   #8
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Every top 5 draft pick we had in the 90's (Klingler, Ki-Jana, Wilkinson, Akili)

Lewis Billups - Flat dropped an INT that would've sealed Super Bowl XXIII

Kelley Washington - You're not even that good, tone it down a few dozen notches.

Marco Battaglia - Never has so little come from someone so big. Worst pro TE ever.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:14 PM   #9
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Bengals:

Every top 5 draft pick we had in the 90's (Klingler, Ki-Jana, Wilkinson, Akili)

Lewis Billups - Flat dropped an INT that would've sealed Super Bowl XXIII

Kelley Washington - You're not even that good, tone it down a few dozen notches.

Marco Battaglia - Never has so little come from someone so big. Worst pro TE ever.

If talking all time, we would need our own forum to list them. But Carl Pickens has to top the list.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:16 PM   #10
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Man, Blake to Pickens was always a sweet hookup when they got the timing of the bomb down. Although it seemed like all Blake could do was throw the bomb.
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:17 PM   #11
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:28 PM   #12
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If talking all time, we would need our own forum to list them. But Carl Pickens has to top the list.

I thought about Pickens, but he didn't bother me that much.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:14 PM   #13
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49er's

RB Ricky (Running Mouth) Watters
DE Charles Haley

I'm also not the biggest fan of Jerry Rice. While I admire his talent and am damn glad to have had him, he is a little tainted in my eyes because he was of the players on the team (along with Haley) to blatantly critize QB Steve Young when he was taking over, both in the locker room and to the press.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:15 PM   #14
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Can't forget Lawrence Phillips. That douchebag's missed blitz pickup on Monday NIght Football led to the end of Young's career (although it was probably coming anyway.)

and Jeff Drunkenmiller
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:16 PM   #15
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:17 PM   #16
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and Jeff Drunkenmiller

Jim Druckenmiller...and yeah, the guy was a tool when he was at VT.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:18 PM   #17
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I'll say it....Chad Johnson....I just worry he's TO waiting.
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:57 PM   #18
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Old 09-22-2006, 04:08 PM   #19
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Chad Johnson: When I am around my friends I act like I enjoy his antics, but I really think he is a grade A punk. Don't get me wrong he is very talented and I want to see him have good games, but I would much rather he catch an 80 yard pass and get tackled on the one and then have Rudy run it in and hand the ball to the ref then see what other stupid shit he can come up with. I always hear how different he is than T.O. and Keyshawn but I am not sure that will be true in 5 years.

Kelly Washington: Echo the above without the "very talented" part.

I actually enjoyed Carl Pickens and Corey Dillon but maybe it was because they were the only things we used to have going for us and I couldn't hate our only talent.

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Old 09-22-2006, 04:14 PM   #20
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Deshaun Foster - injury prone, fumble prone, overrated biatch.
all of our current TE's - its gotta be the worst group of TE's in the league

baseball - brian anderson what a scrub
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Old 09-22-2006, 04:19 PM   #21
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Jim Druckenmiller...and yeah, the guy was a tool when he was at VT.

Yeah, but Bill Walsh proclaimed him to be the next Joe Montana before his rookie season. Come to think of it, I think Walsh also said that about Rick Mirer.
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Old 09-22-2006, 04:22 PM   #22
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I thought Walsh only said that about Jake Plummer?

edit: And was pissed the 9ers passed on him for, was it Drunkenmiller?
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:10 PM   #23
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Aaron Brooks

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Old 09-22-2006, 05:25 PM   #24
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Jimmy fucking fat ass rat fucker wrinkly dicked punk ass bitch whorebag cuntrag cankersore slut Johnson

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Ricky Williams
A.J. Feeley
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:31 PM   #25
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as a Vikings fan i will say Dante "overpaid and overrated" Culpepper...... ohh wait

sorry Izulde
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:34 PM   #26
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The McCaskeys

...oh, you wanted players? Easy.

Cade McNown
Rashaan Salaam
Curtis Penis
Dez White

And from this year's team...Cedric Benson.

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Old 09-22-2006, 05:41 PM   #27
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Jay Feely - Please find a new kicker!!! This guy sucks.

William Joseph - Don't hate him, but it's time for him to develope into a player worthy of being a 1st round pick. This is his 4th year, and it's time for him to perform.
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:45 PM   #28
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Lions -- Charles Rogers. Should have known, drafting a Spartan that high.

Bears -- Gotta say Cedric Benson. Although, some of it's not totally his fault -- things might have been better for him if he were drafted somewhere else. The Bears didn't need him.
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Old 09-22-2006, 06:30 PM   #29
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Kevan Barlow. What a winey sack of crap.

Antonio Bryant isn't quite there yet, but that act last week was pretty pathetic.

Oddly, I never really minded Terrell Owens when he was a 49ers.
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Old 09-22-2006, 06:35 PM   #30
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Ashley Lelie - wants to be the #1 receiver without earning it; gets traded to Atlanta to be the ... #3 receiver

Bill Romanowski - steroid using, face spitting, rascist

Eddie Kennison - quits the Broncos, goes to the Chiefs, and scores a touchdown every !#$%ing time they play us

Gerald Willhite (sp?) - Limped off the field every time after he was tackled

Brian Griese - Actually had sports talk show hosts here in Denver comparing him favorably with Elway. Got drunk and tripped over his dog. Found ways to lose games.

Jake Plummer - Guy makes bad decisions on and off the field. Road rage incident and a left handed interception thrown from his own end zone.


This is a pretty good list for the Broncos IMHO. Mine would be pretty similar. Take out Willhite (anyone who tripped over the chalk as much as he did was at least good for some serious humor. Take out Greise. (I think he got a bad rap in Denver. For every talk show host who compared him to Elway, twenty bashed him from the start. He was in a no win)

I'll add Gerald Perry who was always god for 3 false starts a game when he wasn't beating up hookers.
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Old 09-22-2006, 06:41 PM   #31
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Old 09-22-2006, 06:51 PM   #32
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Lions -- Charles Rogers. Should have known, drafting a Spartan that high.

Fuck off.


Anyway, as of now, I would have to say that I wish Dre' Bly and Roy Williams much ill-will. I would add Mike Williams, but he's such a non-factor that disliking him would be an upgrade.
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Old 09-22-2006, 06:56 PM   #33
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By the way, I didn't mean that in a "Fuck off and die" way. Just a "Fuck off and stop being a giant dildo Wolverine fan" way.

That is all.
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Old 09-22-2006, 07:00 PM   #34
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Old 09-22-2006, 07:02 PM   #35
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:24 PM   #36
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Andre Ware .... Threw for a zillion yards in college and couldn't hit the side of a barn in the pros.


David Klinger .... See Andre Ware
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:56 PM   #37
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Kerry Collins
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Dan Morgan - I want to like him but he can't go 5 minutes on the field without an injury. I've completely given up on him.
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:30 AM   #38
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NOOOO how can u hate tim biakabutuka??? i loved that guy, even tho he was injured for us 96% of his career, the other 4% was fantastic!!
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Old 09-23-2006, 05:32 PM   #39
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Ashley Lelie - wants to be the #1 receiver without earning it; gets traded to Atlanta to be the ... #3 receiver

Bill Romanowski - steroid using, face spitting, rascist

Eddie Kennison - quits the Broncos, goes to the Chiefs, and scores a touchdown every !#$%ing time they play us

That was my list exactly. Though in a different order.

#1 Kennison - To retire?? rather than play for a coach he didn't like, and immediately come back and be better for the Chiefs than he EVER was for the Rams, Bears, or Broncos. That just eats my lunch.

#2. Romo - He played like a Raider, acted like a Raider, and went to the Raiders. That's strike 3, 6, and 9 to retire the side, all by himself.

#3. Lelie - Idiot. Could a been a heckuva #3 for this team, still got 18 yards per catch, and still caught 8+ tuddies. No respect for primadonnas who have no clue of their own talent (or lack thereof).
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Old 09-23-2006, 08:48 PM   #41
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TOny Romo?
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Old 09-23-2006, 08:55 PM   #42
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Old 09-23-2006, 09:42 PM   #43
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Old 09-24-2006, 03:15 PM   #44
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Ricardo Coclough- Pretty much a wasted pick at this point, horrible as a punt returner, yet he's always back there.


Quoted for truth.
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Old 09-24-2006, 07:30 PM   #45
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Luke Petitgout by far.
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Old 09-25-2006, 10:47 AM   #46
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Can I add Odell Thurman?
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Old 09-25-2006, 11:13 AM   #47
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There's really no current Seahawks that bother me, but a couple past Seahawks that would make my list include:

Koren Robinson and Brian Bosworth

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Old 09-25-2006, 11:25 AM   #48
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I am going to add Corey Simon to my list. The guy is in his 2nd year with us and seems to always be out with an injury, and the few games he did play for us last year be made no impact. I was excited when we signed him but so far he looks like a huge waste of money.
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Old 09-25-2006, 11:59 AM   #49
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Old 09-25-2006, 12:06 PM   #50
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Glad TO is finally gone. What a maroon!!

Coy Detmer looks like a friggin' bobble head out there.
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