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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Who are your least favorite players on your favorite NFL Team
Eh, not really a parody thread I guess.
Steelers Sean Morey-All he can do is play special teams, and he's not really all that great at them. He just takes up a roster spot while he whiffs at the return man. Lee Mays- Keeps coming back every year like he has naked pictures of Cowher's mom or something. Not going to cut it as an NFL receiver, at this point he needs to find a new line of work. Kordell Stewart- Guy was always great about fucking up when the game mattered. Kris Brown-I think it's how you spell this little fuck's name. Nice blocked field goal in '01 AFC Championship, jackass. Ricardo Coclough- Pretty much a wasted pick at this point, horrible as a punt returner, yet he's always back there. Neil O'Donnell- FU Last edited by stevew : 09-24-2006 at 03:14 PM. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Eagles
Dahanni(sp) Jones - man plays air guitar after almost every tackle, tackling a gun after he gains 2 yards on a 3rd and 1 is no cause to celebrate. L.J. Smith-i don't really hate him but he seems to drop catchable balls or fumble the football, guy has talent but drives me nuts. |
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado
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Ashley Lelie - wants to be the #1 receiver without earning it; gets traded to Atlanta to be the ... #3 receiver
Bill Romanowski - steroid using, face spitting, rascist Eddie Kennison - quits the Broncos, goes to the Chiefs, and scores a touchdown every !#$%ing time they play us Gerald Willhite (sp?) - Limped off the field every time after he was tackled Brian Griese - Actually had sports talk show hosts here in Denver comparing him favorably with Elway. Got drunk and tripped over his dog. Found ways to lose games. Jake Plummer - Guy makes bad decisions on and off the field. Road rage incident and a left handed interception thrown from his own end zone.
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BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand Last edited by gkb : 09-22-2006 at 12:36 PM. |
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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First name that popped in my head
Chargers: Ryan Leaf It seemed like an eternity before we recovered from that ridiculous trade. Just thinking about it makes my stomach knot up again. |
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Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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You think 1998-2005 (what's that, 8 years?) is an eternity? Lions fans can do 8 years standing on their heads. That's a flash in the pan.
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Chris Henry.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Mark friggin' Brunell
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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Bengals:
Every top 5 draft pick we had in the 90's (Klingler, Ki-Jana, Wilkinson, Akili) Lewis Billups - Flat dropped an INT that would've sealed Super Bowl XXIII Kelley Washington - You're not even that good, tone it down a few dozen notches. Marco Battaglia - Never has so little come from someone so big. Worst pro TE ever.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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If talking all time, we would need our own forum to list them. But Carl Pickens has to top the list. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Man, Blake to Pickens was always a sweet hookup when they got the timing of the bomb down. Although it seemed like all Blake could do was throw the bomb.
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Daunte Culpepper
Cecil "The Diesel" |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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I thought about Pickens, but he didn't bother me that much.
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
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49er's
RB Ricky (Running Mouth) Watters DE Charles Haley I'm also not the biggest fan of Jerry Rice. While I admire his talent and am damn glad to have had him, he is a little tainted in my eyes because he was of the players on the team (along with Haley) to blatantly critize QB Steve Young when he was taking over, both in the locker room and to the press. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2002
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dola
Can't forget Lawrence Phillips. That douchebag's missed blitz pickup on Monday NIght Football led to the end of Young's career (although it was probably coming anyway.) and Jeff Drunkenmiller |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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Terrell Owens
Deion Sanders
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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Jim Druckenmiller...and yeah, the guy was a tool when he was at VT. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Bengals:
I'll say it....Chad Johnson....I just worry he's TO waiting. |
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: York, Pa
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Dominic Rhodes
used to be Troy Walters when that POS was on the Colts
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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Chad Johnson: When I am around my friends I act like I enjoy his antics, but I really think he is a grade A punk. Don't get me wrong he is very talented and I want to see him have good games, but I would much rather he catch an 80 yard pass and get tackled on the one and then have Rudy run it in and hand the ball to the ref then see what other stupid shit he can come up with. I always hear how different he is than T.O. and Keyshawn but I am not sure that will be true in 5 years.
Kelly Washington: Echo the above without the "very talented" part. I actually enjoyed Carl Pickens and Corey Dillon but maybe it was because they were the only things we used to have going for us and I couldn't hate our only talent. Baseball: Tony LaRussa: Great players, great fans, lousy manager. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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Deshaun Foster - injury prone, fumble prone, overrated biatch.
all of our current TE's - its gotta be the worst group of TE's in the league baseball - brian anderson what a scrub
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Checkraising Tourists
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cocoa Beach, FL
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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I thought Walsh only said that about Jake Plummer?
edit: And was pissed the 9ers passed on him for, was it Drunkenmiller?
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"A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams Last edited by ISiddiqui : 09-22-2006 at 04:22 PM. |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Louisiana
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Saints:
Aaron Brooks Coach: Jim Haslett. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Dolphins:
Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy fucking fat ass rat fucker wrinkly dicked punk ass bitch whorebag cuntrag cankersore slut Johnson Ahem. Now the players. Ricky Williams A.J. Feeley Jay Fiedler Sammy Smith Junior Seau
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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as a Vikings fan i will say Dante "overpaid and overrated" Culpepper...... ohh wait
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Dave Wannestadt
Dick Jauron John Shoop The McCaskeys ...oh, you wanted players? Easy. Cade McNown Rashaan Salaam Curtis Penis Dez White And from this year's team...Cedric Benson. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 09-22-2006 at 05:36 PM. |
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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New York Football Giants
Jay Feely - Please find a new kicker!!! This guy sucks. William Joseph - Don't hate him, but it's time for him to develope into a player worthy of being a 1st round pick. This is his 4th year, and it's time for him to perform. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Lions -- Charles Rogers. Should have known, drafting a Spartan that high.
Bears -- Gotta say Cedric Benson. Although, some of it's not totally his fault -- things might have been better for him if he were drafted somewhere else. The Bears didn't need him.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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49ers:
Kevan Barlow. What a winey sack of crap. Antonio Bryant isn't quite there yet, but that act last week was pretty pathetic. Oddly, I never really minded Terrell Owens when he was a 49ers.
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Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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This is a pretty good list for the Broncos IMHO. Mine would be pretty similar. Take out Willhite (anyone who tripped over the chalk as much as he did was at least good for some serious humor. Take out Greise. (I think he got a bad rap in Denver. For every talk show host who compared him to Elway, twenty bashed him from the start. He was in a no win) I'll add Gerald Perry who was always god for 3 false starts a game when he wasn't beating up hookers. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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R. Jay Soward
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Fuck off. Anyway, as of now, I would have to say that I wish Dre' Bly and Roy Williams much ill-will. I would add Mike Williams, but he's such a non-factor that disliking him would be an upgrade. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The State of Rutgers
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William Joseph
Luke Petitgout
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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Bad year to be a WVU fan with several ex-WVU players making asses of themselves - Jerry Porter, PacMan Jones and Chris Henry. Damn.
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Bowie, MD
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Andre Ware .... Threw for a zillion yards in college and couldn't hit the side of a barn in the pros.
David Klinger .... See Andre Ware |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Panthers:
Kerry Collins Timmay Biakabatuka(sp) Dan Morgan - I want to like him but he can't go 5 minutes on the field without an injury. I've completely given up on him. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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NOOOO how can u hate tim biakabutuka??? i loved that guy, even tho he was injured for us 96% of his career, the other 4% was fantastic!!
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Team Chaplain
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA
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That was my list exactly. Though in a different order. #1 Kennison - To retire?? rather than play for a coach he didn't like, and immediately come back and be better for the Chiefs than he EVER was for the Rams, Bears, or Broncos. That just eats my lunch. #2. Romo - He played like a Raider, acted like a Raider, and went to the Raiders. That's strike 3, 6, and 9 to retire the side, all by himself. #3. Lelie - Idiot. Could a been a heckuva #3 for this team, still got 18 yards per catch, and still caught 8+ tuddies. No respect for primadonnas who have no clue of their own talent (or lack thereof).
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Two letters:
T O
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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TOny Romo?
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Holy shit, how did you guess?!?!11!?!
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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High School JV
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chandler, AZ
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Dolphins....
David Boston Karim Abdul-Jabbar Cecil Collins Yatil Green J.J. Johnson (aka 3J) Ray Lucas Lawrence Phillips Sammie Smith |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Luke Petitgout by far.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Can I add Odell Thurman?
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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There's really no current Seahawks that bother me, but a couple past Seahawks that would make my list include:
Koren Robinson and Brian Bosworth Last edited by Bee : 09-25-2006 at 11:13 AM. |
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: York, Pa
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I am going to add Corey Simon to my list. The guy is in his 2nd year with us and seems to always be out with an injury, and the few games he did play for us last year be made no impact. I was excited when we signed him but so far he looks like a huge waste of money.
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We had the $240, we had to have the puddin' Last edited by Noble_Platypus : 09-25-2006 at 12:52 PM. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Willow Glen, CA
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Mike Cofer
Kwame Harris RKG, how in the world could you possibly dislike Jerry Rice at all?
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Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com. Last edited by Vince : 09-25-2006 at 12:08 PM. |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Edmonton, AB
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Glad TO is finally gone. What a maroon!!
Coy Detmer looks like a friggin' bobble head out there. |
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