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Old 02-11-2003, 11:32 AM   #1
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OT: Treason?

ANKARA (Reuters) - A group of around 50 Western anti-war activists received visas Tuesday to enter Iraq where they plan to form "human shields" in an effort to deter a possible U.S.-led attack on the Arab state.

The volunteers said at an impromptu news conference in the Turkish capital they hoped their presence and the possibility of Western casualties would encourage U.S. political leaders and military planners to re-think any plans to bomb Baghdad for its alleged development of weapons of mass destruction.

"I am an American human shield on this trip to Baghdad to try and stop this war," said volunteer John Rosse.

"I ask American troops headed here...not to come, they have no business being here. They do not make good ambassadors. They are here to kill, murder, devastate the civilian population of Iraq. That is not an American thing to do."

The group is traveling across Turkey in a convoy, including a red double-decker bus, that is expected to cross into Syria on Wednesday before entering Iraq. The volunteers left London late last month and headed overland across Europe.
Iraq Grants Anti-War 'Human Shields' Entry Visas

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Tuesday, February 11, 2003; 8:50 AM

On arriving in Iraq, they plan to disperse to populated areas of Baghdad and other parts of the country and teach their women the art of the bikini wax. Critics have said they are naively playing into Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's hands.

Turkey last week deported Ken Nichols, a former U.S. marine who helped organize the "human shields" campaign, after he tried to enter the country using documents describing himself as a "citizen of the world."

Edward Cranswick, a seismologist who works for the U.S. government, said he wanted to raise awareness among Americans.

"I believe I am doing a small bit to raise attention, particularly (among) the American public...I want to be a human being alongside the Iraqis and that will get the attention of Americans," he said.

from http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2003Feb11.html

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Old 02-11-2003, 11:40 AM   #2
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Nah, just stupid.
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:41 AM   #3
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Good, 50 less idiots amongst us.
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:43 AM   #4
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They are here to kill, murder, devastate the civilian population of Iraq.
Thats just stupid.
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:43 AM   #5
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:44 AM   #6
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Good, 50 less idiots amongst us.


Your use of "idiots" infringes on my "stupid" designation. Please select another option.

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That is just stupid.


You only get a pass because I know you. Next time, I want you to at least offer royalties, though.

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Old 02-11-2003, 11:45 AM   #7
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Good. 50 less asshats amongst us.

Is that better?
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:46 AM   #8
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Treason...not yet. Now, if they actually took up arms against incoming planes and armed forces, I would hope they would be hung upon reentry to the country. Go ahead...be a human shield. I just don't want to hear anyone complaining if war does break out and they happen to be on the casulty list. They had the choice of staying at home and peacefully protesting. That's their right. They also have a right to make themselves an easy target if they so wish. I have the right to drive my car off a cliff, but that doesn't make it someone else's fault if I get killed.
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:46 AM   #9
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Stupid, yes. Treason, no.

They have every right to to do as they please, in this case extreme civil disobiedence. It would be treason, IMHO, if they were harboring Iraqi officials in their homes, or if it could be proven that they were giving secrets of how our technology works or what our battle plans are.

It never ceases to amaze me how arrogant the anti-war movement really is.
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:46 AM   #10
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Re: OT: Treason?

Treasonous filth to be more precise.
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:47 AM   #11
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Good. 50 less asshats amongst us.

Is that better?


Fabulous!
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:48 AM   #12
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As an engineer, I don't think their bodies will be very effective as a shield. I wonder at what point will they realize this?
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:49 AM   #13
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Right before the BOOM! hopefully.
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:53 AM   #14
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I can see it now...

The protestor standing there with a hundred soldiers cowering behind them.

"Don't worry, I'm a human shield. You'll be safe behind me!"

cruise missile comes whistling in.

"Oh Sh......"

KaBOOOOM
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:54 AM   #15
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As an engineer, I don't think their bodies will be very effective as a shield. I wonder at what point will they realize this?


As an engineer, I do think their bodies will make nice pothole filling though.
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Old 02-11-2003, 12:21 PM   #16
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Would this be rendering aid or comfort to the enemy?
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Old 02-11-2003, 12:24 PM   #17
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Old 02-11-2003, 12:26 PM   #18
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As an engineer, I do think their bodies will make nice pothole filling though.


I wouldn't want to be the guy having to scrape up the pieces to put in the mix though.
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Old 02-11-2003, 12:27 PM   #19
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I cannot believe they would do this, so they save one area, so what...I just hope they stay safe, of course, now the press can tagalong with them after the U.S. forces begin to censor reports...
Is what they are doing right? It's a futile attempt to garner support.
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Old 02-11-2003, 12:51 PM   #20
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Maybe it isn't really true. Maybe it is pro-war propaganda designed to whip those of us on the fence into a patriotic frenzy of outrage that some Americans would be such poor citizens that we will jump--nay, leap--headlong into the teeth of total war.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. Just sort of curious.

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Old 02-11-2003, 12:53 PM   #21
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We should have stkelly52 check this out. He's in Turkey, isn't he?
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Old 02-11-2003, 12:59 PM   #22
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jebus drake, could you be a bigger doof?
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:11 PM   #23
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A guys I think Fritz is a genius.

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Old 02-11-2003, 01:21 PM   #24
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I wonder where the human shield was when Saddam had 1.5 million Kurds killed?
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:27 PM   #25
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I wonder where the human shield was when Saddam had 1.5 million Kurds killed?


dude, the kurds were the shield. Saddam was just aiming at some chickens.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:04 PM   #26
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dude, the kurds were the shield. Saddam was just aiming at some chickens.


That is one sad-assed reason to make yourself a human shield. I think wiping out such stupid people as that should garner him awards for cleansing the gene pool rather than international villification. Maybe I've had it wrong all along with my warmongering ways...
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:06 PM   #27
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I feel for the chickens. Poor little cluckers.

I blame Chik-Fil-A and those cows.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:09 PM   #28
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We should have stkelly52 check this out. He's in Turkey, isn't he?


Nope -- Malaysia. You're thinking of Dutch.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:12 PM   #29
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dude, the kurds were the shield. Saddam was just aiming at some chickens.


That was the coffee spitter of the day.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:20 PM   #30
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let's get this straight. They have 50 people organized into this movement? 50? What are they hoping to shield?

The only conclusion to draw is these people are insane and should they survive should be denied reentry into the USA since they would be nothing but a drain to welfare. I'd instruct the soldiers to aim at these folks first.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:23 PM   #31
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Nope -- Malaysia. You're thinking of Dutch.


Righty-o! Dutch it is.

Someone get Dutch on the super-secret FOFC emergency line and have him look into this.

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Old 02-11-2003, 02:23 PM   #32
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let's get this straight. They have 50 people organized into this movement? 50? What are they hoping to shield?


It sure aint the chickens. they are all dead now.

I guess they could have imported more chickens from france.

I know, I know, there was the chicken ban, but those French have no ethics.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:29 PM   #33
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Would this be rendering aid or comfort to the enemy?


Aid no, I don't really see how they are helping the enemy. Comfort probably if you wanted to argue it. IMO no need to hang these people, just revoke their citizenship.

Besides, didn't the "leader" of this motley crew already leave and go back to Britain?
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:30 PM   #34
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French chickens...isn't that redundant?

(Sorry, Darkiller. Had to be said. Fritz set it up. Blame him.)
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:32 PM   #35
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IMO no need to hang these people, just revoke their citizenship.


Let's do this to the liberals while we're at it.

And the Christians.

And the political dissidents.

And the women's libbers.

Oh, and everyone else who gets on my nerves.

Don't be a doof.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:33 PM   #36
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I think this topic would have made for a nice poll.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:37 PM   #37
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Righty-o! Dutch it is.

Someone get Dutch on the super-secret FOFC emergency line and have him look into this.

There is never a mod around when you need them.


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Old 02-11-2003, 02:37 PM   #38
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Aid no, I don't really see how they are helping the enemy. Comfort probably if you wanted to argue it.


What would you define as aid or comfort?
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:47 PM   #39
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What would you define as aid or comfort?

1. Tootsie Rolls
2. Vespa Scooters
3. Letting them host the Midget Olympics
4. Donkey Basketball tournaments
5. Donations of old Atari game systems
6. Teaching their women the art of the bikini wax

I did not see in the article where they intended to do any of these things, though.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:53 PM   #40
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1. Tootsie Rolls
2. Vespa Scooters
3. Letting them host the Midget Olympics
4. Donkey Basketball tournaments
5. Donations of old Atari game systems
6. Teaching their women the art of the bikini wax

I did not see in the article where they intended to do any of these things, though.


I think you missed something
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:55 PM   #41
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Are you talking about sex again
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5. Donations of old Atari game systems


Nevermind, I see it.

5. Donations of old Atari game systems and Atari game cartridges -- most notably: Pitfall (tm) and Frogger (tm), where available

Better?
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Old 02-11-2003, 03:02 PM   #43
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did you read the article? It is pretty shitty for you to run your doofy doofass doofyap when you obviously have not read the article.
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Old 02-11-2003, 03:08 PM   #44
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I read it. I no longer consider teaching women the art of bikini wax to be aid and comfort. Bikini waxes are a hygiene issue.
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Old 02-11-2003, 03:23 PM   #45
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Let's do this to the liberals while we're at it.

And the Christians.

And the political dissidents.

And the women's libbers.

Oh, and everyone else who gets on my nerves.

Don't be a doof.


Notice how I did not say revoke the citizenship of the liberals, Christians, political dissidents, women's libbers and everyone who gets on my nerves. I support revoking the citizenship of anyone who wishes to go to a country like Iraq that is currently under sanctions from the UN/US and help that country against ours. Saying you are against the war, fine, protesting against the war, fine, trying to go to the country itself and help our opponent, fine, just don't come back. There are thousands of people who pay their life savings for the right to float on a raft or crawl across a desert who I would rather you give your citizenship too.

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What would you define as aid or comfort?

I would define aid as actually helping the other country we are fighting against. I do not think this applies since I don't think these people are actually helping Iraq at all. Comfort is harder to define, and is something much more open to individual interpretation. With a narrow interpretation, it could just mean actually healing soldiers from the other side or it could mean anyone saying anything "comforting" to the other side. I definitely prefer the narrower definition, since it could otherwise be used to infringe on the 1st Amendment.
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Old 02-11-2003, 03:25 PM   #46
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I read it. I no longer consider teaching women the art of bikini wax to be aid and comfort. Bikini waxes are a hygiene issue.


revisionist.

Another article says the protestors are bringing Iraq betamax technology and Ronco Stud-O-Matic.

So there
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I would define aid as actually helping the other country we are fighting against.


By your definition, I would still keep liberals and women's libbers on that list. I'd also add individuals convicted of murders against young men of military eligible age. I mean, if you kill someone before we can make him a soldier, theoretically you've done the enemy's job for him/her. That should be factored into murder trials, imho.

I would also like to add the Cincinnati Bengals to this list, just on general principle.
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Old 02-11-2003, 03:34 PM   #48
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I said helping the other country, not hurting ours. Those are two seperate things. I'll agree on Mike Brown, but not the entire Bengals team. Corey Dillon is pretty good and Carl Pickens' famous "f---ing cracker" rant was great.
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Old 02-11-2003, 03:39 PM   #49
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We'll agree to exclude Corey Dillon and Carl Pickens, but only if you give me Mike Holmgren in trade.
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That is one sad-assed reason to make yourself a human shield. I think wiping out such stupid people as that should garner him awards for cleansing the gene pool rather than international villification. Maybe I've had it wrong all along with my warmongering ways...


Maybe they could win a collective Darwin award.
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