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10-06-2006, 11:39 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Got the Hiccups? M. Emmet Walsh Has the Cure!
Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:05:41 -0500
Cory Doctorow: A New Zealand medical journal recounts the story of a man whose incurable hiccups were cured with a finger up his ass: A 60-year-old man with acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage. No other recurrences were observed. This is the second reported case associating cessation of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage. We suggest that this manoeuvre should be considered in cases of intractable hiccups before proceeding with pharmacological agents.
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10-06-2006, 11:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Strong Island, NY
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does he have to walk around with a fake finger up his ass all day to stop hiccuping permanently?
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10-06-2006, 11:48 AM
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Location: VA
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how does one disocver something like this?
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10-06-2006, 11:54 AM
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(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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Does it have to be his finger?
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10-06-2006, 12:00 PM
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Where can you go to get one of those? I hated the analog rectal massages. |
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10-06-2006, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: speak to the trout
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Using the whole fist there, doc?
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10-06-2006, 12:09 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Yes, but analog has a warmth to it that digital just can't reproduce.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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10-06-2006, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado
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Just relax...
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10-06-2006, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Babar. Is that with one b or two?
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10-06-2006, 12:43 PM
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Dearly Missed
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Moonriver!
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10-06-2006, 01:56 PM
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Location: Wisconsin
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hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWIsP5rBo4Y
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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10-06-2006, 11:53 PM
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Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar? SI
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10-07-2006, 12:37 AM
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I doubt I would like to watch this video... Is it involving Congressman Foley? |
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10-07-2006, 10:20 AM
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 WOW! no wonder i never get hicups |
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10-07-2006, 12:38 PM
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Brilliant 
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10-07-2006, 12:49 PM
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the anal equivalent of a pacemaker. |
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10-07-2006, 12:59 PM
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I was actually wondering how much he was paying Subby to follow him around all day. Last edited by Glengoyne : 10-07-2006 at 12:59 PM. |
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