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Old 02-13-2003, 01:31 PM   #1
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Time for a Simpsons-themed game. The rules are simple. Post a quote. Whoever gets the character right first gets to post their own quote. And so on and so forth. The first quote is in the thread title. Good luck, and have fun!

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Old 02-13-2003, 01:32 PM   #2
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Old 02-13-2003, 01:36 PM   #3
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Smithers.

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Old 02-13-2003, 01:46 PM   #4
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Old 02-13-2003, 01:49 PM   #5
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Old 02-13-2003, 01:52 PM   #6
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Old 02-13-2003, 01:54 PM   #7
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Bart?


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Old 02-13-2003, 01:55 PM   #8
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Old 02-13-2003, 01:55 PM   #9
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good job crap. FYI, that is in the episode with the angel. Lisa comes in the living room and says something like "bart, im borrowing your blue crowbat" and he replies, good ole bluey
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Old 02-13-2003, 02:02 PM   #10
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Homer?

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Old 02-13-2003, 02:03 PM   #11
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Old 02-13-2003, 02:10 PM   #12
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Sideshow Bob, episode Cape Feare


"Yeah, good things don't end with -eum, they end with -mania, or - teria"
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Old 02-13-2003, 02:15 PM   #13
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Sideshow Bob, episode Cape Feare


"Yeah, good things don't end with -eum, they end with -mania, or - teria"


Homer to Lisa when she wants to go to the Egyptian exhibit?

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Old 02-13-2003, 02:19 PM   #14
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you got the person right, but its in the episode that Bart becomes Ralphs friend. I Dont know who he said it too.
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Old 02-13-2003, 02:49 PM   #15
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my turn

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Old 02-13-2003, 02:53 PM   #16
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Sounds like the clerk from the motel where marge stays after homer becomes a gun-nut.
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Old 02-13-2003, 03:10 PM   #17
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For the sake of keeping things moving, we shall assume your are right. Next quote please?
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Old 02-13-2003, 03:14 PM   #18
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For the sake of keeping things moving, we shall assume your are right. Next quote please?


He's wrong but hey whatever.

hint: Think of a precious stone.

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Old 02-13-2003, 03:15 PM   #19
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And that KEY he tied to the end of a KITE..... IT OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-13-2003, 03:18 PM   #20
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gotta be Diamond Joe Quimby

next quote:

"Goodbye student loan payments."


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Old 02-13-2003, 03:34 PM   #21
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I'm pretty sure that was Snake.

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Old 02-13-2003, 03:59 PM   #22
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I'm pretty sure that was Snake.


Yeah, I believe it was when he robbed Moe's Tavern in the "22 Short Stories About Springfield" episode.
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Old 02-13-2003, 04:12 PM   #23
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I'm pretty sure that was Snake.

"I agree. I like the human touch."

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Mcbain

Its in the episode where Sidshow bob runs for mayor.


"And that KEY he tied to the end of a KITE..... IT OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 02-13-2003, 04:32 PM   #24
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Mcbain

Its in the episode where Sidshow bob runs for mayor.


"And that KEY he tied to the end of a KITE..... IT OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!"


Grandpa?

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Old 02-13-2003, 04:51 PM   #25
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Mcbain

Its in the episode where Sidshow bob runs for mayor.


"And that KEY he tied to the end of a KITE..... IT OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!"


Stephen King

"And these are gummi worms! Gummi!"
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Old 02-13-2003, 05:00 PM   #26
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Milhouse?

(Milhouse and Bart stay in the mall after hours).


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Old 02-13-2003, 06:21 PM   #27
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Mr Burns in the episode where he is competing with Abe for Marge's mom

"The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned."

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Old 02-13-2003, 07:01 PM   #28
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Gotta Be Nelson.


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Old 02-13-2003, 08:14 PM   #29
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Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby

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Old 02-13-2003, 08:19 PM   #30
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Old 02-13-2003, 08:28 PM   #31
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yes. the episode where homer gets the crayon removed, then re-inserted into his brain.

bonus fact: the graph showed the inverse relationship between intelligence and happiness.
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Old 02-13-2003, 08:29 PM   #32
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Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby

"look, I made a graph! I make a lot of graphs."


Wee Ralph Wigum

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Old 02-13-2003, 08:29 PM   #33
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Pretty sure on the last one so I'll go ahead:
"Yeah, during the day, all my friends are in school so I got a job as a cerified bloodletting dude."

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Old 02-13-2003, 08:33 PM   #34
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Old 02-13-2003, 08:36 PM   #35
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Old 02-13-2003, 08:41 PM   #36
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thats the professor.
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Old 02-13-2003, 08:42 PM   #37
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Hmm Lets do some more easy ones

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Old 02-13-2003, 08:47 PM   #38
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Burns in that Loch Ness Monster ep

next quote: "I saw your hair from the plane" (it's kindof a throwaway line)

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Old 02-13-2003, 09:23 PM   #39
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Burns in that Loch Ness Monster ep

next quote: "I saw your hair from the plane" (it's kindof a throwaway line)

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Jay Sherman, the critic episode
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Old 02-13-2003, 09:25 PM   #40
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hmmm:

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Old 02-13-2003, 09:33 PM   #41
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I was afriad of what I was going to see when i opened this thread. Good memories of the Simpsons in this thread.
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Old 02-13-2003, 09:36 PM   #42
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So answer it already, illinifan =)

It's a lot easier for me to answer these than to try and come up with an intersting quote (an out of character nelson one, one from the critic crossover, ranier wolfcastle quote from a sideshow bob ep because i was trying to think of a sideshow bob one but came up with this first).

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Old 02-13-2003, 09:40 PM   #43
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Ah, heck, I found another good notable quote. That was Barney in the NYC ep.

"Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss."

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Old 02-13-2003, 09:47 PM   #44
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THat would be our resident Alien.

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Old 02-13-2003, 09:49 PM   #45
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Old 02-13-2003, 10:02 PM   #46
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Comic book guy?
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Old 02-13-2003, 11:37 PM   #47
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Yes. that's the comic book guy. Well, I don't see Airhog around, so I'll toss this one around:

"Somebody wanna get this kid a TV?!?"

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Old 02-13-2003, 11:58 PM   #48
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Sounds Like kent brockman, but I could be wrong.
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Old 02-13-2003, 11:58 PM   #49
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Jay Leno - I love the monologue by Krusty in that ep about why humor isn't funny.

"Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle? First name... Ivana" and, no, it's not Bart

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Ill go with homer.
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