I have found jbmagic's soulmate.

SFL Cat · 11-29-2006, 09:57 PM

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/boar...d.php?t=134606

jbergey22 · 11-29-2006, 10:15 PM

Wow, that gives me a headache just reading through page 1...
Nice Find

stevew · 11-29-2006, 10:20 PM

jbonics at it's finest.

Raiders Army · 11-29-2006, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

jbonics at it's finest.

Nice!

vtbub · 11-29-2006, 10:26 PM

Best. Thread. Ever.

flounder · 11-29-2006, 10:28 PM

13 year olds in the majors? Is Luis Polonia the commissioner?

Antmeister · 11-29-2006, 11:01 PM

Oh man, that thread almost had me in tears. It has too many parallels and yet the other guy also has a touch of GW'sFBAOct292006.

Shkspr · 11-29-2006, 11:25 PM

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New York Mets recruited Talisa Soto (13) from Brooklyn, NY for a 6 year/$1400 contract

...which would make her the first Bond Girl to play professional baseball, correct?

EDIT: Forgot about Grace Jones' two week stint as the White Sox 3B in 1986.

Axxon · 11-30-2006, 01:48 AM

My favorite quote so far:

Quote:

(I hope i'm turning 25)

Simple, enigmatic, optimistic, all at the same time.

CraigSca · 11-30-2006, 06:59 AM

Tony Larussa's, "I could do so about this," ranks up there as well.

JeeberD · 11-30-2006, 07:21 AM

So, uh, you need permission before you do a dynasty using someone elses fictional rosters?

Axxon · 11-30-2006, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

So, uh, you need permission before you do a dynasty using someone elses fictional rosters?

It's a fictional league but not an entirely fictional roster. People sent the creator their names and names of their family members and gave him permission to use those names in the league. Seems only fair to ask permission to use those names in a dynasty to me.

JonInMiddleGA · 11-30-2006, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Axxon

Seems only fair to ask permission to use those names in a dynasty to me.

Maybe may sarcasm detector just isn't working, but ...

Toddzilla · 11-30-2006, 09:24 AM

Holy asswhites....reading that thread gives me a tingly feeling. It's probably 0.73 MaxFB thread.

Oilers9911 · 11-30-2006, 09:28 AM

So what is the verdict on jbmagic? Clever act or actually no grasp of the English language?

rkmsuf · 11-30-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

So what is the verdict on jbmagic? Clever act or actually no grasp of the English language?

stop causing problems

ok bye

albionmoonlight · 11-30-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

So what is the verdict on jbmagic? Clever act or actually no grasp of the English language?

IMHO, an act.

You couldn't get me to bet my life savings on that. But I would be suprised if it were not an act.

Now that JasonGreatWhite guy I think is just messed up in the head--like, for real, with diagnosible mental illness.

And I have no idea about this OOTP guy.

Just my humble opinions.

CraigSca · 11-30-2006, 09:42 AM

And I just got my new signature.

stevew · 11-30-2006, 09:44 AM

why all the hate for jbmoron?

Maple Leafs · 11-30-2006, 10:15 AM

The thread gets off to a great start when the page navigation goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 11.

Oilers9911 · 11-30-2006, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

stop causing problems

ok bye

your an asswhite. raiders defense good. will win 10 games.

Oilers9911 · 11-30-2006, 12:10 PM

This gives me an idea for WWSM. A geriatrics league, 65 and over. Imagine the pace ratings.

jbmagic · 11-30-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

your an asswhite. raiders defense good. will win 10 games.

And they did.

In my online NAFLsim League Oakland Raiders went 10-6 this season.

Oilers9911 · 11-30-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

And they did.

In my online NAFLsim League Oakland Raiders went 10-6 this season.

Maybe you should replace Art SHell jb

Pumpy Tudors · 11-30-2006, 03:24 PM

We'll i better quit this franchise, bye.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-30-2006, 03:36 PM

I get the All Your Base references in the following, but this is still a giant load of what in the fuck.

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Folks we got some bad news, at this point we started both TWB Stuff on my dynasties but failed., anyhow we will start a new Dynasty that is similar to Time Warp Baseball except with Real MLB Players from 1901 to Now. (Like Ken Griffey Jr., Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Gaylord Perry, Babe Ruth, Honus Wagner, and much more.) and new created players by users across the OOTP Dev. Forum, and a new twist to top it off when we reach 1980 students boys and girls (Like Jay Jianoran), and Former Beauty Pageant Contestants (Miss Teen USA, Miss USA, Miss Universe, etc.) so will begin at 1901.

(Shot: Branch Rickey's House)

PROLOGUE: IN AD 1901 MLB WAS CHANGED

Branch Rickey (Talking to Himself): What Happened?, Someone Changed the League, We Get Signal, What?, Open this Door, It's You!

Kenesaw Mountain Landis: How are you Branch!, All Your Baseball are Belong To Us, you are on the way to fix MLB!

Branch: what you say?

Kenesaw: You get to own The Baseball Players Association, make your time., (Kenesaw Laughs)

And so the season has just begun.

To Be Continued...............

st.cronin · 11-30-2006, 03:38 PM

what you say?

timmae · 11-30-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

what you say?

OK, this had me busting a gut... my office now thinks I am crazy. Beautiful line..

Passacaglia · 11-30-2006, 04:01 PM

and so i ever will

SFL Cat · 11-30-2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I get the All Your Base references in the following, but this is still a giant load of what in the fuck.

Definitely the Dynasty equivalent to "Plan 9 From Outer Space".

dime · 11-30-2006, 07:28 PM

has to be a parody dynasty/poster/thread.

jbmagic · 11-30-2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SFL Cat

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/boar...d.php?t=134606

Do you feel like picking on me makes you more respected here at FOFC?

CraigSca · 11-30-2006, 08:50 PM

(Kenesaw Laughs)

SFL Cat · 11-30-2006, 08:52 PM

Me no picking, me find you someone to be good friends.

highfiveoh · 11-30-2006, 08:55 PM

What happened to jbmagic's first post where he pointed out that this thread was in the wrong forum? Just thought it was odd since, if I recall correctly, he can't delete posts, which means that a moderator went out of their way to delete it.

jbmagic · 11-30-2006, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by highfiveoh

What happened to jbmagic's first post where he pointed out that this thread was in the wrong forum? Just thought it was odd since, if I recall correctly, he can't delete posts, which means that a moderator went out of their way to delete it.

The mods deleted it and move it to the correct place.

highfiveoh · 11-30-2006, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

The mods deleted it and move it to the correct place.

You don't say.

jbmagic · 11-30-2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by highfiveoh

You don't say.

Then why mention it. Trying to get good with the FOFC crowd?

highfiveoh · 11-30-2006, 09:10 PM

highfiveoh · 11-30-2006, 09:16 PM

This is what I would do if I wanted to get "in" with the FOFC crowd... listen asswhite i just join the forum and havent said anything bad to you. all i do is talk about new fof (its a awesome game love it) and dont cause any problems. you think its cool to misunderstand me and roll your eyes at me. your just a big bully.

jbmagic · 11-30-2006, 09:23 PM

And I haven't said anything bad about you and others here.

But why do I get pick on always?

highfiveoh · 11-30-2006, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

But why do I get pick on always?

I have nooooooooo idea.

Oilers9911 · 11-30-2006, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

And I haven't said anything bad about you and others here.

But why do I get pick on always?

C'mon jb, we kid you like a brother....you know, the slightly off brother that we lock in the attic and feed table scraps?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-01-2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

C'mon jb, we kid you like a brother....you know, the slightly off brother that we lock in the attic and feed table scraps?

You feed yours?

Oilers9911 · 12-01-2006, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

You feed yours?

I know, i'm a big softie.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-01-2006, 09:43 AM

what you say?

Emiliano · 12-01-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SFL Cat

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/boar...d.php?t=134606

Pure fun.

Julio Riddols · 12-01-2006, 05:43 PM

Kinda sheds some light on the Branch Rickey we didn't know.. The man behind the mask.

DanGarion · 12-06-2006, 11:30 AM

And I do not have anything badly regarding toi and others said here. , but why I receive the selection always above?

Mustang · 12-06-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

C'mon jb, we kid you like a brother....you know, the slightly off brother that we lock in the attic and feed table scraps?

Ruth..

Ruth..

BAY-BEE

Ruth..

11-29-2006, 10:26 PM	#5
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Best. Thread. Ever. __________________

11-29-2006, 11:01 PM	#7
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Oh man, that thread almost had me in tears. It has too many parallels and yet the other guy also has a touch of GW'sFBAOct292006. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

11-30-2006, 06:59 AM	#10
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Tony Larussa's, "I could do so about this," ranks up there as well. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

11-30-2006, 07:21 AM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	So, uh, you need permission before you do a dynasty using someone elses fictional rosters? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-30-2006, 09:42 AM	#18
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	And I just got my new signature. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

11-29-2006, 10:15 PM	#2
jbergey22 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Minnesota	Wow, that gives me a headache just reading through page 1... Nice Find

11-29-2006, 10:20 PM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	jbonics at it's finest.

11-29-2006, 10:28 PM	#6
flounder High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lynchburg, VA	13 year olds in the majors? Is Luis Polonia the commissioner?

11-30-2006, 09:24 AM	#14
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Holy asswhites....reading that thread gives me a tingly feeling. It's probably 0.73 MaxFB thread.

11-30-2006, 09:28 AM	#15
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	So what is the verdict on jbmagic? Clever act or actually no grasp of the English language?

11-30-2006, 09:44 AM	#19
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	why all the hate for jbmoron?

11-30-2006, 10:15 AM	#20
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	The thread gets off to a great start when the page navigation goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 11. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

11-30-2006, 12:10 PM	#22
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	This gives me an idea for WWSM. A geriatrics league, 65 and over. Imagine the pace ratings.

11-30-2006, 03:24 PM	#25
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	We'll i better quit this franchise, bye. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-30-2006, 03:38 PM	#27
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	what you say? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

11-30-2006, 04:01 PM	#29
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	and so i ever will __________________ Pride and Prejudice -- an FOF9 Lions dynasty, starting 1966

11-30-2006, 07:28 PM	#31
dime High School JV Join Date: Sep 2006	has to be a parody dynasty/poster/thread.

11-30-2006, 08:50 PM	#33
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	(Kenesaw Laughs) __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

11-30-2006, 08:52 PM	#34
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Me no picking, me find you someone to be good friends. Last edited by SFL Cat : 11-30-2006 at 09:06 PM.

11-30-2006, 08:55 PM	#35
highfiveoh Banned Join Date: Oct 2006	What happened to jbmagic's first post where he pointed out that this thread was in the wrong forum? Just thought it was odd since, if I recall correctly, he can't delete posts, which means that a moderator went out of their way to delete it.

11-30-2006, 09:10 PM	#39
highfiveoh Banned Join Date: Oct 2006

11-30-2006, 09:16 PM	#40
highfiveoh Banned Join Date: Oct 2006	This is what I would do if I wanted to get "in" with the FOFC crowd... listen asswhite i just join the forum and havent said anything bad to you. all i do is talk about new fof (its a awesome game love it) and dont cause any problems. you think its cool to misunderstand me and roll your eyes at me. your just a big bully.

11-30-2006, 09:23 PM	#41
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	And I haven't said anything bad about you and others here. But why do I get pick on always?

12-01-2006, 09:43 AM	#46
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	what you say? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-01-2006, 05:43 PM	#48
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Kinda sheds some light on the Branch Rickey we didn't know.. The man behind the mask. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-06-2006, 11:30 AM	#49
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	And I do not have anything badly regarding toi and others said here. , but why I receive the selection always above? __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

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