Hillel Melli just wrote me to say..

[dbd1963]

no-par quasi-living
Mid-march lime soap

I thought this might be important so I'm passing it on.

[CraigSca]

Sigh. I didn't realize he liked you more than he likes me. I never got any update on the mid-march lime soap from him.

[dbd1963]

Wow! Look at what Olivia S. Boggs has just written me! It's a true masterpiece..

A few little scratch marks and the odd rust patch. dont miss this grate xmas prezzy EMAIL.
You don't have to tell me now, and let's hope you don't have to.
but will come with standard GHia wheels. Change of job forces sale. There is a stereo that comes with the car but you will have to put it back in yourselves.
Its author, Viktor Frankl, survived the four Nazi concentration camps that killed his wife, his parents, and his only brother.
She is drivable and does not affect usage at all.
both front suspention coil springs new!
New Exhaust and Two Tyres Fitted on last Mot.
My mother was on vacation abroad; news of his stroke had not yet reached her. Alloy wheels, Body coloured bumpers, Drivers airbag, Folding rear seats, Front electric windows, Front fog lights. o the wheels in the picture are not included in the sale.
She would probably be better off towed away or trailerd. There is a stereo that comes with the car but you will have to put it back in yourselves. Did he tell any one of you that he would or wouldn't have wanted extraordinary measures to keep him alive?
selling the car for my sister as she is going on holiday and could do with the cash. Change of job forces sale.
We don't know yet whether there's brain damage. My mother was on vacation abroad; news of his stroke had not yet reached her. full engine re-build. Its author, Viktor Frankl, survived the four Nazi concentration camps that killed his wife, his parents, and his only brother.
Company car reason for sale. She is a great little car but we are stumped as to why she will not start so really she is going as spairs or repairs and if u get her working its a bonus for the new owner. selling the car for my sister as she is going on holiday and could do with the cash.
We've heard conflicting testimonials about her prospect for improvement.
New Exhaust and Two Tyres Fitted on last Mot. Company car reason for sale. Picture not actual car - very similar though. She is drivable and does not affect usage at all.
We've heard conflicting testimonials about her prospect for improvement. In the meantime, it's important for you and your family to prepare for all the possibilities.
o the wheels in the picture are not included in the sale.
Looking For quick sale! Once he recovered, he executed a healthcare directive stating whether and when we should prolong his life.
We've heard conflicting testimonials about her prospect for improvement.
Slight rust to rear valance.
We'll know what he wanted.

I don't know how all my new friends find the time to write me so much every day!

I sure like my new friends.

[Schmidty]

Apparantly, no one gives a crap.

[dbd1963]

I thought the longer email was hilarious. The juxtaposition of a car sale, Viktor Frankl and a living will were just too absurd not to laugh out loud. But that's just me and my new email friends.

[Coder]

I'm getting these spam-mails too, and I'm just confused at what they're trying to achieve... anyone have the slightest idea of the purpose? I mean, they're not selling anything... are these attempts to confuse spam-filters or something?

[st.cronin]

You know what's funny? Every now and then I go through my gmail and report a whole bunch of stuff as spam. EVERY SINGLE TIME I DO THIS I INSTANTLY RECIEVE TONS AND TONS OF SPAM. It's like the internet is saying "you want something to cry about, I'll give you something to cry about."

[Schmidty]

That second email really is pretty damn funny.

[dbd1963]

I just discovered this part in a second reading:

Two Tyres Fitted on last Mot.

followed by

o the wheels in the picture are not included in the sale.

It even rewards repeat readings! I don't think Olivia S. Boggs realizes what a genius she is. I'm going to email to tell her right now..