Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much College Football

DanGarion · 01-04-2007, 03:47 PM

From Wednesday night's Late Show with David Letterman:

10. During breakfast, you ask your son to pass the Nokia Sugar Bowl

9. Canceled family trip to Mexico, going to Boise State instead

8. Mailed nude photos of yourself to Brent Musburger

7. Insist on being called "Coach" even though you're a dentist

6. Told your daughter, "I'd love to go to your wedding, but the Northern Illinois-TCU is on"

5. Every time you walk ten yards, three of your friends have to move the chains

4. Instead of a shower, you dump a bucket of Gatorade on yourself

3. Always asking, "What would Joe Paterno do?"

2. Your solution to Iraq-- "I dunno, a playoff system?"

1. In bed, your wife says, "Get a Trojan" -- you come back with USC Kicker Mario Danelo

Ksyrup · 01-04-2007, 03:55 PM

I was surprised to see that Nokia no longer sponsors the Sugar Bowl. Allstate Sugar Bowl caught me off-guard.

Honolulu_Blue · 01-04-2007, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I was surprised to see that Nokia no longer sponsors the Sugar Bowl. Allstate Sugar Bowl caught me off-guard.

Speaking of which. Of all the sponsors of all the bowl games (and stadiums too for that matter), the only one that has ever had any effect on me is Tostitos. I have sat there, watching bowl games, hear the "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" or the "Tostitos Bowl Bash" and thought to myself "Hmm... You know, a bag of Tostitos and a bowl of salsa or guacamole really would hit the spot right now". I don't think I've ever acted on that impulse, but I have had it.

Kudos to you, Tostitos. Keep up the good work!

vex · 01-04-2007, 05:16 PM

HB, my wife did the same thing during the game.

Lathum · 01-04-2007, 05:19 PM

mmmm, tostitos

molson · 01-04-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Speaking of which. Of all the sponsors of all the bowl games (and stadiums too for that matter), the only one that has ever had any effect on me is Tostitos. I have sat there, watching bowl games, hear the "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" or the "Tostitos Bowl Bash" and thought to myself "Hmm... You know, a bag of Tostitos and a bowl of salsa or guacamole really would hit the spot right now". I don't think I've ever acted on that impulse, but I have had it.

Kudos to you, Tostitos. Keep up the good work!

I think part of that is that they were smart enough to sponsor a bowl with a name and location that actually relates to its product. "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" may be the least offensive corporate bowl name.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-04-2007, 05:21 PM

I miss the "Poulan and Weed Eater Independence Bowl."

Huckleberry · 01-04-2007, 05:24 PM

Plus a "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" sounds like a real thing

Look at that party bowl filled with Tostitos.

k0ruptr · 01-04-2007, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Speaking of which. Of all the sponsors of all the bowl games (and stadiums too for that matter), the only one that has ever had any effect on me is Tostitos. I have sat there, watching bowl games, hear the "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" or the "Tostitos Bowl Bash" and thought to myself "Hmm... You know, a bag of Tostitos and a bowl of salsa or guacamole really would hit the spot right now". I don't think I've ever acted on that impulse, but I have had it.

Kudos to you, Tostitos. Keep up the good work!

WHAT?? you mean to tell me that watching the BRUT sun bowl doesn't ever give you the inspiration to go out and buy some so you can have an over distinctive odor whil watching the game?

it is what it is I guess

Emiliano · 01-04-2007, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangarion

From Wednesday night's Late Show with David Letterman:

10. During breakfast, you ask your son to pass the Nokia Sugar Bowl

9. Canceled family trip to Mexico, going to Boise State instead

8. Mailed nude photos of yourself to Brent Musburger

7. Insist on being called "Coach" even though you're a dentist

6. Told your daughter, "I'd love to go to your wedding, but the Northern Illinois-TCU is on"

5. Every time you walk ten yards, three of your friends have to move the chains

4. Instead of a shower, you dump a bucket of Gatorade on yourself

3. Always asking, "What would Joe Paterno do?"

2. Your solution to Iraq-- "I dunno, a playoff system?"

1. In bed, your wife says, "Get a Trojan" -- you come back with USC Kicker Mario Danelo

Nice stuff.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-04-2007, 06:53 PM

I guess it would be fair to point out that I've done one of the things on the list... repeatedly.

(and it's not related to Joe Paterno)

k0ruptr · 01-04-2007, 07:00 PM

I'm guessing 6.

Raiders Army · 01-04-2007, 07:05 PM

My mother-in-law skipped my sister-in-law's first baby shower for the Penn State game against Temple (then 1-9). Penn State won 47-0. Her biggest complaint? It rained the whole game.

I'm not kidding. She's such a worthless piece of shit.

Surtt · 01-04-2007, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I guess it would be fair to point out that I've done one of the things on the list... repeatedly.

(and it's not related to Joe Paterno)

Does it have anything to do with photos?

k0ruptr · 01-04-2007, 07:08 PM

I think number 2 is the best lol.

Neuqua · 01-04-2007, 07:12 PM

Pumpy got awfully uncomfortable when #8 was announced...

Wolfpack · 01-04-2007, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

I think part of that is that they were smart enough to sponsor a bowl with a name and location that actually relates to its product. "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" may be the least offensive corporate bowl name.

I'm still not crazy the Tostitos sposorship. I think it dates to when they first sponsored it back when Tennessee beat FSU in the first BCS title game in 1998. I just remember the sideline reporter trying to ask questions to Phil Fulmer after the game had just ended while a Tostitos lackey was forcibly trying to hand him a chip bag. I thought it was a pretty damn crass and obnoxious thing to do. It hasn't stopped me from buying Tostitos on occasion, but the incident still sticks in my mind negatively.

ISiddiqui · 01-04-2007, 10:29 PM

Quote:

3. Always asking, "What would Joe Paterno do?"

Very Nice

. WWJPD

Quote:

2. Your solution to Iraq-- "I dunno, a playoff system?"

ROFL... best one.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-04-2007, 10:59 PM

Quote:

From Wednesday night's Late Show with David Letterman:

10. During breakfast, you ask your son to pass the Nokia Sugar Bowl

9. Canceled family trip to Mexico, going to Boise State instead

8. Mailed nude photos of yourself to Brent Musburger

7. Insist on being called "Coach" even though you're a dentist

6. Told your daughter, "I'd love to go to your wedding, but the Northern Illinois-TCU is on"

5. Every time you walk ten yards, three of your friends have to move the chains

4. Instead of a shower, you dump a bucket of Gatorade on yourself

3. Always asking, "What would Joe Paterno do?"

2. Your solution to Iraq-- "I dunno, a playoff system?"

1. In bed, your wife says, "Get a Trojan" -- you come back with USC Kicker Mario Danelo

Just to eliminate a few:

10. I don't have a son.
9. I've never planned a trip to Mexico, nor have I ever been to Boise.
7. I'm not a dentist.
6. I don't have a daughter.
3. Already eliminated.
2. I don't talk about Iraq.

I love you guys!

k0ruptr · 01-05-2007, 03:25 AM

yikes it really is 8.

Ksyrup · 01-05-2007, 06:53 AM

How much does a bucket of Gatorade cost these days, Pumpy?

Butter · 01-05-2007, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Speaking of which. Of all the sponsors of all the bowl games (and stadiums too for that matter), the only one that has ever had any effect on me is Tostitos. I have sat there, watching bowl games, hear the "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" or the "Tostitos Bowl Bash" and thought to myself "Hmm... You know, a bag of Tostitos and a bowl of salsa or guacamole really would hit the spot right now". I don't think I've ever acted on that impulse, but I have had it.

Kudos to you, Tostitos. Keep up the good work!

I've done this as well. I don't know if they still make the lime flavored ones, but I may have to pick some up for the Champ. game Monday night.

kcchief19 · 01-08-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I miss the "Poulan and Weed Eater Independence Bowl."

I miss that one as well. Luckily, we now have the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl.

Logan · 01-08-2007, 09:24 PM

I can't believe this thread wasn't bumped after Danelo's death.

01-04-2007, 03:55 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I was surprised to see that Nokia no longer sponsors the Sugar Bowl. Allstate Sugar Bowl caught me off-guard. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-04-2007, 05:21 PM	#7
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I miss the "Poulan and Weed Eater Independence Bowl." __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

01-04-2007, 06:53 PM	#11
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I guess it would be fair to point out that I've done one of the things on the list... repeatedly. (and it's not related to Joe Paterno) __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

01-04-2007, 07:00 PM	#12
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	I'm guessing 6. __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

01-04-2007, 07:08 PM	#15
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	I think number 2 is the best lol. __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

01-04-2007, 05:16 PM	#4
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	HB, my wife did the same thing during the game.

01-04-2007, 05:19 PM	#5
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	mmmm, tostitos

01-04-2007, 05:24 PM	#8
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	Plus a "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" sounds like a real thing Look at that party bowl filled with Tostitos. __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings Last edited by Huckleberry : 01-04-2007 at 05:24 PM.

01-04-2007, 07:05 PM	#13
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	My mother-in-law skipped my sister-in-law's first baby shower for the Penn State game against Temple (then 1-9). Penn State won 47-0. Her biggest complaint? It rained the whole game. I'm not kidding. She's such a worthless piece of shit.

01-04-2007, 07:12 PM	#16
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Pumpy got awfully uncomfortable when #8 was announced... __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

01-05-2007, 03:25 AM	#21
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	yikes it really is 8. __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

01-05-2007, 06:53 AM	#22
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	How much does a bucket of Gatorade cost these days, Pumpy? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-08-2007, 09:24 PM	#25
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I can't believe this thread wasn't bumped after Danelo's death.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)