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Old 01-13-2007, 11:36 AM   #1
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Hay guys I don't know if you noticed how people from Arkansas are dead solid sexy but I thought I would mention it so you could keep an eye out in your daily routine.


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Old 01-13-2007, 11:41 AM   #2
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Old 01-13-2007, 11:44 AM   #3
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Old 01-13-2007, 11:49 AM   #4
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i have sat down and with careful reasoning decided that there actually might be some ou football players with a little bit of talent.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:42 PM   #5
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God the Raiders suck this year. Next year they will be lucky to win 2 games. I also really hate when people say your instead of you're.
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:13 PM   #6
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:27 PM   #7
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:51 PM   #8
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Lets see.. Pickles, onions, rye bread, smoked turkey, ham, colby, jack, swiss, lettuce, mayo, mustard, bacon, tomato.. The only thing this sandwich needs now is lube.

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Old 01-13-2007, 01:51 PM   #9
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This thread is great!!!
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:53 PM   #10
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:55 PM   #11
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I think America really needs a Democratic President. Does anyone know where I can download a copy of Borat?

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Old 01-13-2007, 01:57 PM   #12
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It is plainly obvious that I have simply been playing a character in the past and Im sorry that it took so long for me to finally come out of closet and say, I am not who you all think i am. I work for the NAACP, drive a hybrid, live in San Francisco, am Jewish with a wife and 2 kids, and have donated for years for stem cell research. Sorry all, I just couldnt keep the joke going anymore....shew, I feel like a shroud has been lifted. Down with W!

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Old 01-13-2007, 01:58 PM   #13
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:59 PM   #14
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I've decided to quit smoking, drink decaf coffee, cut all transfats from my diet, and start working out daily with my new Taibo tape.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:02 PM   #15
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You people are all a bunch of fucking lunatics.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:04 PM   #16
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I love the business model and products of EA so much. They can do no wrong as a corporation.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:09 PM   #17
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I really wish CMR would implement CUM's spread offense. I never want to see the Dawgs toss the sweep ever again.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:09 PM   #18
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Old 01-13-2007, 02:13 PM   #19
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I was wrong.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:16 PM   #20
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I really love the French.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:21 PM   #21
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There might be certain circumstances where I would consider accepting a banning.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:26 PM   #22
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Texas is so overrated. I'm moving to New Jersey.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:33 PM   #23
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The Civil War is not interesting, but Robert E. Lee was a genius.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:37 PM   #24
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I think I have contracted a venereal disease.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:38 PM   #25
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You know, I think I like Tennessee.

I'll send you a hat.
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Old 01-13-2007, 02:39 PM   #26
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Old 01-13-2007, 02:41 PM   #27
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The Big East is one of the best conferences in college football.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:41 PM   #28
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By the way, I haven't told anybody yet ... but I fell in love in Africa. As soon as her visa comes through, she's coming to the states and we're getting married.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:41 PM   #29
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I gave that up...I'm now going with Wimpy and Annoying
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Old 01-13-2007, 02:41 PM   #30
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Old 01-13-2007, 02:43 PM   #31
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I wish I could have been a Coug, but I didn't have the grades
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Old 01-13-2007, 02:44 PM   #32
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100101110110001100001111100001101010101110001100101011

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:57 PM   #33
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Her name was Djandhandapanni.
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:02 PM   #34
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its pretty bad when even fans of the same school bag on you
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:04 PM   #35
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:06 PM   #36
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:08 PM   #37
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Karma-karma-karma-karma-karma charmeleonnnnnnn
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:12 PM   #38
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i just had a really interesting chat with that VPI guy. he really knows his stuff when it comes to college football.

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Old 01-13-2007, 03:29 PM   #39
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I have a Chris Simms tattoo. I wish my Earl Campbell underoos still fit me. Deep down I know that imtg is 100% correct.

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Old 01-13-2007, 03:34 PM   #40
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:42 PM   #41
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:44 PM   #42
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Let's go Blues!
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:45 PM   #43
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:46 PM   #44
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:47 PM   #45
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I hope the Fords extend Matt Millen's contract. He is such a vital part of the Lions organization. I hope we trade up n the draft to get Calvin Johnson and Dywane Jarrett.

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Old 01-13-2007, 03:52 PM   #46
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:53 PM   #47
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:54 PM   #48
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:56 PM   #49
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I have been wrong in the past about certain words. From this day forward no one can use the highly offensive term 'faggoty'. Also, let me just add that Dallas has to be one of the worst TV shows of all time.

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Old 01-13-2007, 03:59 PM   #50
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