This news story just broke my WTF meter.

[cartman]

No words.

hxxp://cbs13.com/national/local_story_019173706.html

29-Year-Old Sex Offender Pretends He's 12
Fools Two Men Who Try To Enroll Him In School

(AP) PHOENIX A charter school alerted authorities to a 29-year-old sex offender who tried to enroll there, pretending he was just 12, in what sheriff's officials said Friday may have been an attempt to lure children into sexual abuse.

The Yavapai County sheriff's office also said Neil Havens Rodreick II conned two men he was living with and having sex with into believing he was a young boy. One of them, 61-year-old Lonnie Stiffler, called himself Rodreick's grandfather when he tried to enroll him at Mingus Springs Charter School as "Casey Price."

"This is the weirdest case I've seen in 18 years," sheriff's spokeswoman Susan Quayle said. "If it wasn't so sad it would be funny."

A total of four men were in custody in the case Friday on various charges, including fraud, forgery, identity theft, and failure to register as a sex offender.

Officials at the charter school in Chino Valley, about 90 miles northwest of Phoenix, told deputies that papers the "grandfather" presented appeared to be fake and that "boy" looked much older than 12.

Stiffler and Robert James Snow, 43, "were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said.

Detectives have evidence that Stiffler and Snow enrolled Rodreick in other Arizona schools, and have notified law enforcement in those jurisdictions, Quayle said.

It was unclear whether Rodreick had actually attended any schools, but Quayle said, "I think what we're looking at is that he's being used to troll for other kids."

She said detectives learned in interviews with the men that Rodreick convinced Stiffler and Snow that he was a boy after meeting him two years ago over the Internet. Rodreick apparently shaved his body hair and used makeup to keep up the guise.

Deputies who served a search warrant at a Chino Valley home Thursday found Stiffler, Snow, Rodreick and Brian J. Nellis, 34. Quayle said Nellis was apparently Rodreick's cell mate in an Oklahoma prison, where both served time for sex offenses.

They were jailed on $50,000 bond, except Stiffler, who has no bail set. It was not immediately clear Friday whether the men had attorneys.

[st.cronin]

This actually sounds like something that would make a great comedy.

[molson]

The funniest part is those guys being all pissed off when officers told them that their "special friend" was 29. "Damn it officer, I swear I though he was 12!".

[cartman]

Lost on me the first time through reading it was that one of the guys is named Stiffler.

[JonInMiddleGA]

When I saw the thread title, I just knew this would be the story you were talking about.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by cartman

Lost on me the first time through reading it was that one of the guys is named Stiffler.

Wonder what his mom thinks.

[molson]

Originally Posted by cartman

Lost on me the first time through reading it was that one of the guys is named Stiffler.

I'm assuming that the name was modified by the AP for comedic purposes.