What does it mean when...

rkmsuf · 01-22-2007, 09:33 AM

only one armpit is sweating? The left armpit is noticably sweaty and the right is relatively dry. Same deodorant composition in both. Fascinating.

heybrad · 01-22-2007, 09:35 AM

You're nervous, yet confident?

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-22-2007, 09:48 AM

You're obviously using Right Guard.

rkmsuf · 01-22-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

You're obviously using Right Guard.

ah very good

actually it's a degree roll on

is it possible the left side has developed some mutant resistance to this brand?

cartman · 01-22-2007, 09:54 AM

It means that the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows that you touch yourself in an impure way with that arm.

Lathum · 01-22-2007, 09:55 AM

It means you stink. Go take a shower you smelly bastard!!

rkmsuf · 01-22-2007, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

It means you stink. Go take a shower you smelly bastard!!

Actually if you are standing on my right I smell quite pleasant.

Ksyrup · 01-22-2007, 10:03 AM

I don't know, but I suspect the answer is bathroom-related.

Butter · 01-22-2007, 10:11 AM

Yeah, I was gonna say it probably had something to do with the guy who always sits in the stall next to you.

rkmsuf · 01-22-2007, 10:13 AM

I did have this revelation while standing at the urinal.

gottimd · 01-22-2007, 10:16 AM

This symptom happens to two types:
1. People who molest collies.
2. Werewolves who can drive.
3. All of the above.

rkmsuf · 01-22-2007, 10:18 AM

I've never seen a werewolf sweat in wolf form.

It may not be possible.

Mustang · 01-22-2007, 11:00 AM

It means you are driving in a warm weather climate with the AC on, window down and your left arm is hanging out the window.

If your left was dry and your right was sweaty.. you are in a cold weather climate, heater down and the window down with your left arm out the window...

rkmsuf · 01-22-2007, 11:26 AM

Hopefully when the right armpit is sweaty and the left isn't, Bill Belichick doesn't retire.

Ksyrup · 01-22-2007, 11:38 AM

What does it mean when...

Bill Parcells retires, and you've got one sweaty armpit?

rkmsuf · 01-22-2007, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

What does it mean when...

Bill Parcells retires, and you've got one sweaty armpit?

Denny Green is lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce on the Dallas job?

01-22-2007, 09:54 AM	#5
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	It means that the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows that you touch yourself in an impure way with that arm. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-22-2007, 10:03 AM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I don't know, but I suspect the answer is bathroom-related. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-22-2007, 10:11 AM	#9
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Yeah, I was gonna say it probably had something to do with the guy who always sits in the stall next to you. __________________ My listening habits

01-22-2007, 10:13 AM	#10
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I did have this revelation while standing at the urinal. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-22-2007, 10:16 AM	#11
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	This symptom happens to two types: 1. People who molest collies. 2. Werewolves who can drive. 3. All of the above. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

01-22-2007, 09:35 AM	#2
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	You're nervous, yet confident?

01-22-2007, 09:48 AM	#3
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	You're obviously using Right Guard.

01-22-2007, 09:55 AM	#6
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	It means you stink. Go take a shower you smelly bastard!!

01-22-2007, 10:18 AM	#12
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I've never seen a werewolf sweat in wolf form. It may not be possible. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-22-2007, 11:00 AM	#13
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	It means you are driving in a warm weather climate with the AC on, window down and your left arm is hanging out the window. If your left was dry and your right was sweaty.. you are in a cold weather climate, heater down and the window down with your left arm out the window... __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

01-22-2007, 11:26 AM	#14
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Hopefully when the right armpit is sweaty and the left isn't, Bill Belichick doesn't retire. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-22-2007, 11:38 AM	#15
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	What does it mean when... Bill Parcells retires, and you've got one sweaty armpit? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 01-22-2007 at 11:38 AM.

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