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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I think I just scheduled a meeting.
I was fooling around with Microsoft Outlook at work a little while ago, and I clicked on a woman's name in the company address book. I'm not exactly sure how I did it, but I think I just scheduled a meeting with her for this afternoon. She works in accounting, and I'm in purchasing, so there's not really much reason for us to have a meeting.
Soooo, if I run into her upstairs and she wants to have the meeting with me, what should we talk about? I'm not good with girls. ![]()
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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I suggest discussing Microsoft Outlook.
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burlington, VT USA
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Call Dell and ask for Kevin.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Ask her why she wanted to have a meeting with you.
When she says that it was you, not her who requested the meeting, respond with "Typical accountant...blaming others for your problems." |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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reschedule it just to mess with her
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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lolzcat
Join Date: May 2001
Location: williamsburg, va
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Text Sports Network - Bringing you statistical information for several FOF MP leagues in one convenient site Quote:
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Lotos Notes much better. Just make a poll, you see.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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lotus notes looking good in pre-season
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Don't let your wife find out.
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Why choose failure when success is an option? |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Quit your job. Run out of the building now.
Pumpy shouldn't work anyways, Pumpy should play video games and take pictures.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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This should be the subject of your meeting.
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Tell her you've been put in charge of the Penske file, and you need help auditing it.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I'm hiding in the basement. I hope she doesn't come down here looking for me. I am never, ever, EVER clicking on a woman's name in Outlook again.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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So you're alone in the basement?
Guess there is still a chance of a happy ending at the end of the scheduled meeting time. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Pull the fire alarm, fool!
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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oh god she's coming
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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I'm SHOCKED that no one made a joke after this line in the last minute.
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Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen. Last edited by Eaglesfan27 : 01-25-2007 at 02:35 PM. |
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada
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ask her about that TPS report
FM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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I'm just giggling thinking about someone's Outlook calendar saying "4:00 meeting with Pumpy Tudors."
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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What, no parody thread?
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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He's not Penske material.
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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We've traced the email... IT CAME FROM INSIDE YOUR ORGANIZATION!!!! Run for your life!
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Today was a good day at work. I think I might leave early.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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So how did it go?
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Sit her down, look her in the eye and sternly say "I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor."
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I think we're going to do it again tomorrow.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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nice one
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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It's ok, us accountants would rather talk to someone in purchasing than one of those dummies in sales.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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I wish it were that easy to schedule a meeting in the system my company uses. 75% of the time, you think you've done everything correctly and then you get an error message back saying the room isn't available or that an error occurred and as such your invitations won't be sent, only to really have them sent...
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, Mo
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So Kevin, Tell us about Pumpy Tudors..
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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I just now got an email invitation to a meeting. It is about a case on which I am working, and the invitation came from the lead attorney on the case. But this thread has me wondering if it is on the up and up.
I am thinking of just not going and when he comes to find me to ask why, I'll just tell him that I thought that he was "pulling a Pumpy." |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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People must really hate your real name if they are giving you so many nicknames.
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College Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle
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Did you get a handy?
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Seattle
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Still no pics - I'm disappointed.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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Is she hot?
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Sorry, I'm keeping the pics for myself!
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 01-26-2007 at 07:37 PM. |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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Did the fact that you call yourself Pumpy come up at your meeting?
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Well, she figured that shit out on her own.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I just received an e-mail that also went to her. I must resist the urge to click her name again.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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relive the passion!
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