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Old 01-25-2007, 09:13 AM   #1
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I think I just scheduled a meeting.

I was fooling around with Microsoft Outlook at work a little while ago, and I clicked on a woman's name in the company address book. I'm not exactly sure how I did it, but I think I just scheduled a meeting with her for this afternoon. She works in accounting, and I'm in purchasing, so there's not really much reason for us to have a meeting.

Soooo, if I run into her upstairs and she wants to have the meeting with me, what should we talk about? I'm not good with girls.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:14 AM   #2
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I suggest discussing Microsoft Outlook.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:16 AM   #3
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:20 AM   #4
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Ask her why she wanted to have a meeting with you.

When she says that it was you, not her who requested the meeting, respond with "Typical accountant...blaming others for your problems."
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:21 AM   #5
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reschedule it just to mess with her
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:23 AM   #6
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reschedule it just to mess with her

Reschedule it to yesterday.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:25 AM   #7
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Reschedule it to yesterday.

Outlook AI let do that?

thanks
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:27 AM   #8
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Outlook AI let do that?

thanks

Lotos Notes much better. Just make a poll, you see.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:45 AM   #9
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:56 AM   #10
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Don't let your wife find out.
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Old 01-25-2007, 12:53 PM   #11
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:20 PM   #12
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Quit your job. Run out of the building now.

Pumpy shouldn't work anyways, Pumpy should play video games and take pictures.
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:23 PM   #13
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Pumpy shouldn't work anyways, Pumpy should play video games and take pictures.

This should be the subject of your meeting.
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:33 PM   #14
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Tell her you've been put in charge of the Penske file, and you need help auditing it.
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:19 PM   #15
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I'm hiding in the basement. I hope she doesn't come down here looking for me. I am never, ever, EVER clicking on a woman's name in Outlook again.
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:21 PM   #16
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So you're alone in the basement?

Guess there is still a chance of a happy ending at the end of the scheduled meeting time.
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:21 PM   #17
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I'm hiding in the basement. I hope she doesn't come down here looking for me. I am never, ever, EVER clicking on a woman's name in Outlook again.

Pull the fire alarm, fool!
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:34 PM   #18
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oh god she's coming
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:35 PM   #19
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oh god she's coming


I'm SHOCKED that no one made a joke after this line in the last minute.
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:38 PM   #20
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I'm SHOCKED that no one made a joke after this line in the last minute.

She's NOT even breathing hard.
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:40 PM   #21
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ask her about that TPS report

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Old 01-25-2007, 02:57 PM   #22
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I'm just giggling thinking about someone's Outlook calendar saying "4:00 meeting with Pumpy Tudors."
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:58 PM   #23
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What, no parody thread?
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Old 01-25-2007, 03:02 PM   #24
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Tell her you've been put in charge of the Penske file, and you need help auditing it.

He's not Penske material.
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 01-25-2007, 03:34 PM   #25
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We've traced the email... IT CAME FROM INSIDE YOUR ORGANIZATION!!!! Run for your life!
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Old 01-25-2007, 03:39 PM   #26
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Today was a good day at work. I think I might leave early.
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Old 01-25-2007, 04:24 PM   #27
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So how did it go?
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Old 01-25-2007, 04:27 PM   #28
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Sit her down, look her in the eye and sternly say "I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor."
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Old 01-25-2007, 04:30 PM   #29
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I think we're going to do it again tomorrow.
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Old 01-25-2007, 04:50 PM   #30
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:31 PM   #31
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It's ok, us accountants would rather talk to someone in purchasing than one of those dummies in sales.
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:50 PM   #32
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I wish it were that easy to schedule a meeting in the system my company uses. 75% of the time, you think you've done everything correctly and then you get an error message back saying the room isn't available or that an error occurred and as such your invitations won't be sent, only to really have them sent...

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Old 01-26-2007, 07:04 AM   #33
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So Kevin, Tell us about Pumpy Tudors..
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Old 01-26-2007, 07:40 AM   #34
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I just now got an email invitation to a meeting. It is about a case on which I am working, and the invitation came from the lead attorney on the case. But this thread has me wondering if it is on the up and up.

I am thinking of just not going and when he comes to find me to ask why, I'll just tell him that I thought that he was "pulling a Pumpy."
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Old 01-26-2007, 07:58 AM   #35
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I just now got an email invitation to a meeting. It is about a case on which I am working, and the invitation came from the lead attorney on the case. But this thread has me wondering if it is on the up and up.

I am thinking of just not going and when he comes to find me to ask why, I'll just tell him that I thought that he was "pulling a Pumpy."
"Pulling a Pumpy" was my nickname in college.
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Old 01-26-2007, 08:11 AM   #36
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"Pulling a Pumpy" was my nickname in college.
People must really hate your real name if they are giving you so many nicknames.
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Old 01-26-2007, 07:17 PM   #37
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Did you get a handy?
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Old 01-26-2007, 07:20 PM   #38
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Still no pics - I'm disappointed.
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Old 01-26-2007, 07:28 PM   #39
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Is she hot?
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Old 01-26-2007, 07:37 PM   #40
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Sorry, I'm keeping the pics for myself!
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:35 PM   #41
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Did the fact that you call yourself Pumpy come up at your meeting?
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Old 01-26-2007, 11:21 PM   #42
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Did the fact that you call yourself Pumpy come up at your meeting?
Well, she figured that shit out on her own.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:15 AM   #43
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I just received an e-mail that also went to her. I must resist the urge to click her name again.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:53 AM   #44
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I just received an e-mail that also went to her. I must resist the urge to click her name again.

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