If you could be...

rkmsuf · 02-02-2007, 12:36 PM

If you could be anyone in the world for a week, who would it be and why?

KevinNU7 · 02-02-2007, 12:39 PM

My 1 Year old son. Sometimes I wonder what he is think of. And I would pee on anyone who changed my diaper.

DougWyatt · 02-02-2007, 12:40 PM

Just a week ?

Hmmm.

Prolly Jason Sehorn, cuz Angie does it for me.

or maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.

Icy · 02-02-2007, 12:40 PM

Any football player, even a high school one as one of my broken dreams is that I won't ever wear a helmet and pads to play 1 minute of football in my life.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-02-2007, 12:41 PM

Former NFL cornerback Le-Lo Lang

rkmsuf · 02-02-2007, 12:41 PM

Jason Sehorn was way down the list of answers I would have guessed would appear.

spleen1015 · 02-02-2007, 12:41 PM

Mayra Veronica.

I would slap my ass for a week.

DougWyatt · 02-02-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

My 1 Year old son. Sometimes I wonder what he is think of.

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Originally Posted by DougWyatt

maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.

I believe we were thinking along the same lines here.

KevinNU7 · 02-02-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DougWyatt

I believe we were thinking along the same lines here.

Or we could go into your mind for a week

DougWyatt · 02-02-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Jason Sehorn was way down the list of answers I would have guessed would appear.

Lol, yeah I know. Really has zero to do with Jason - it's only a week; and I'd go crazy with Ms. Harmon.

path12 · 02-02-2007, 12:49 PM

George Clooney. That might be a pretty fun life.....

rkmsuf · 02-02-2007, 12:50 PM

Nobody wants to be jbmagic?

pfft.

DougWyatt · 02-02-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

Or we could go into your mind for a week

Not sure what that meant - but have at it.

"I have to make how many car parts ?, OK, what's next to do around the house, and the yard, what does my son need, how 'bout the pregnant wife ?, Oh shit - only 4 more months till another kid around here, isn't there a game on ?"

There ya go. All week. Every week.

I'd rather be in your 1 year olds head

Honolulu_Blue · 02-02-2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

My 1 Year old son. Sometimes I wonder what he is think of. And I would pee on anyone who changed my diaper.

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Originally Posted by DougWyatt

or maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.

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Originally Posted by DougWyatt

I believe we were thinking along the same lines here.

Well played, sir.

It reminds me of one of the Christmas gifts my wife and I got my 6 month old nephew. It reads "I'm smarter than the president."

Izulde · 02-02-2007, 01:19 PM

For a week?

I'd like to be Pavel Bure and hook it up Annika Kournikova.

rkmsuf · 02-02-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

For a week?

I'd like to be Pavel Bure and hook it up Annika Kournikova.

why not just be kournikova and play with yourself. eliminate the middle man.

better yet be anna and have sex with your former self.

Franklinnoble · 02-02-2007, 01:31 PM

John Riggins, during the last week of January, 1983.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-02-2007, 01:44 PM

i be valeri bure and hit candace cameron ok

bye

Pyser · 02-02-2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

For a week?

I'd like to be Pavel Bure and hook it up Annika Kournikova.

youll need a time machine.

KevinNU7 · 02-02-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

i be valeri bure and hit candace cameron ok

bye

You wouldn't be Regis from the 80s/90s. I bet he was hittin' it hard.

bbor · 02-02-2007, 01:59 PM

My wife...so i could see from the other side how great i really am.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-02-2007, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

You wouldn't be Regis from the 80s/90s. I bet he was hittin' it hard.

Regis and Candace Cameron?!?

DanGarion · 02-02-2007, 04:44 PM

Whoever is dating Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Brillig · 02-02-2007, 04:45 PM

You people think too small. I'd be Bill Gates, and transfer all assets to my former self.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-02-2007, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Brillig

You people think too small. I'd be Bill Gates, and transfer all assets to my former self.

Damn, you beat me to it by just one post.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-02-2007, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Brillig

You people think too small. I'd be Bill Gates, and transfer all assets to my former self.

This was my thought as well. Though I'm not sure It'd take Bill Gates. I think I would try to find another very wealthy person. Someone a little better looking and in better shape. Immediately upon becoming said person, I would set up a transfer to my former self of sufficient funds so that, at the week's end, my former self could live comfortably for the rest of my life. (Say, $30 million).

I would spend the rest of the week spending money like a mad man on high-class prositutes, fine food, fine wine, fine beer, and basically spend the week in one long, Bacchanalian-type orgy.

At the end of it, I'd have some wild experiences and be able to return to my former self, retire, and live out the rest of my days happily.

Klinglerware · 02-02-2007, 04:57 PM

What? No "Sultan of Brunei" yet?

Axxon · 02-02-2007, 05:15 PM

I'd be me. Who else? I can't think of anyone more interesting.

Axxon · 02-02-2007, 05:20 PM

Dola,

this is such a Sally Vacuum question.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-02-2007, 05:21 PM

I can't believe that there hasn't been a "Pumpy Tudors" response yet, honestly.

Axxon · 02-02-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I can't believe that there hasn't been a "Pumpy Tudors" response yet, honestly.

Self promote baby! I did.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-02-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Axxon

I'd be me. Who else? I can't think of anyone more interesting.

Not even Pumpy Tudors?

Axxon · 02-02-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Not even Pumpy Tudors?

Naah, he's not Batman.

Poli · 02-02-2007, 05:58 PM

I'd be my best friend, Will Kerchee.

Raiders Army · 02-02-2007, 07:52 PM

I'd be Satan and collect all your souls at the end of the week.

Desmond · 02-03-2007, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

For a week?

I'd like to be Pavel Bure and hook it up Annika Kournikova.

hook what up what to who now?

I'd jump into Jenna Jameson and just go on a lesbian whirlwind.

panerd · 02-03-2007, 08:32 AM

Some big mean looking guy. Then I would follow my old pussy self around all week and fuck with him.

"How are we going to solve our problems panerd?" (Looking through my former self's house's window at 3 in the morning)

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-03-2007, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DougWyatt

...maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.

JeeberD · 02-03-2007, 10:06 AM

Whichever dude it is this week that ScarJo is banging...

st.cronin · 02-03-2007, 10:08 AM

bin Laden

I would renounce killing in the name of Allah, and surrender.

KevinNU7 · 02-03-2007, 12:03 PM

Maybe I'd be a werewolf, but I have to say I will miss the long drives through the country side.

DanGarion · 02-03-2007, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

Maybe I'd be a werewolf, but I have to say I will miss the long drives through the country side.

I wouldn't mind driving through Jennifer Love Hewitt's countrysides....

02-02-2007, 12:39 PM	#2
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	My 1 Year old son. Sometimes I wonder what he is think of. And I would pee on anyone who changed my diaper. __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

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DougWyatt H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Sep 2006	Just a week ? Hmmm. Prolly Jason Sehorn, cuz Angie does it for me. or maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.

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spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Mayra Veronica. I would slap my ass for a week.

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Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	John Riggins, during the last week of January, 1983.

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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	i be valeri bure and hit candace cameron ok bye __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	My wife...so i could see from the other side how great i really am. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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Brillig College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Mountain View, California	You people think too small. I'd be Bill Gates, and transfer all assets to my former self.

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Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	What? No "Sultan of Brunei" yet?

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Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I'd be me. Who else? I can't think of anyone more interesting. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

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Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Dola, this is such a Sally Vacuum question. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

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Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I'd be Satan and collect all your souls at the end of the week.

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panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	Some big mean looking guy. Then I would follow my old pussy self around all week and fuck with him. "How are we going to solve our problems panerd?" (Looking through my former self's house's window at 3 in the morning)

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