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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Crazy Astronaut Luuuuuuuuv....
Ok, the story isn't as funny as the before and after pics...
Before...  And the after... hxxp://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/05/space.love/index.html
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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02-05-2007, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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Holy crap! That's freaking frightening.
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02-05-2007, 11:18 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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EEEKK!!! *runs and hides under covers*
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02-06-2007, 02:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Seattle
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"Nowak, who is married with three children and has been an astronaut since 1996..."
Daaaaaamn. Can you say "divorce"? |
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02-06-2007, 07:42 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Instead of using pepper spray, she should've gone with a phaser.
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02-06-2007, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Hold me?
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02-06-2007, 08:22 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
... It's called "Daisy." ... Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
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02-06-2007, 08:28 AM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Crazy love...is there anything better?
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02-06-2007, 08:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Jungle Love?
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02-06-2007, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Radar Love?
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02-06-2007, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Love in an Elevator?
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02-06-2007, 09:08 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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jeeez. What a space cadet.
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02-06-2007, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Crazy Conjugal Visit Love...
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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02-06-2007, 09:20 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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I think I prefer the "crazy mugshot" to the NASA pose.
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02-06-2007, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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From the article:
"Inside the car, police found an a half-dozen latex gloves, MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, diapers that Nowak said she used to eliminate stops along the highway, a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein and directions to Shipman's home address in Florida, the report said." ----------------- Very efficient. |
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02-06-2007, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Houston, TX
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Astronauts are really freaky crazy. And that diaper thing just comes off as nasty.
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02-06-2007, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Whoa.
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02-06-2007, 10:20 AM
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Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Perhaps it's post-traumatic space syndrome?
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02-06-2007, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Man, that chick totally looks like "faces of meth."
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02-06-2007, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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So do we know if they conduct sex experiments in space?
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02-06-2007, 12:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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That was my first thought too. But those astronaut pictures are just from a couple of months ago. I think maybe she just skanks it up between missions. |
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02-06-2007, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Regardless, I think we've found Nick Nolte's eHarmony match. |
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