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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Grafton, WI
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Surprise! - (Feb. 18th, 2003)
[Ahhhh! The joys of stretching out in your own plane getting back from a well-deserved vacation in the Keys.] Rrrrrrring! [Damn! It was too good to last] SplitP: Hello……Maria, how goes it back at headquarters. Maria: You would know if you would check the messages on your phone. SplitP: Come now Maria, you know the deal. I get one week to myself every year. This was the week. Besides, I checked the web, Personality Incorporated is doing just fine without me there. [Executive assistants worry waaay too much]. Besides, I’ll be back on the ground in about three hours. Maria: Good thing sir. [pause…uh oh, she paused] Especially since your news conference starts as soon as you land in Milwaukee. SplitP: My what!!! Maria: I take it your brother didn’t get a hold of you. [Do I detect a bit of sarcasm from the old broad?] SplitP: What did he do this time? Maria: Nothing much...just bought a professional football team, that’s all. SplitP: What?!? Personality Inc. doesn’t have that kind of capital! Which team did he buy, the Bengals? Maria: Not that kind of football team, sir. Soccer. In that upstart Hattrick league. SplitP: Hattrick? But. I. When… Maria: Don’t worry sir; I am uploading all the pertinent information into your laptop as we speak. You now have slightly less than three hours to prepare for the news conference. Wear the blue-striped tie. It looks good on you. SplitP: Uh, thanks Maria. Maria: No prob, boss. See you when you get in…Maria, out. [Great. What has my no-account brother gotten me into, this time.] Laptop: File is done! [Wonderful. Looks like my vacation has officially ended…Time to get to work.] Last edited by SplitPersonality1 : 02-21-2003 at 12:46 AM. |
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