Headline Gold!

Easy Mac · 02-23-2007, 05:15 PM

Beaver Seen in NYC; First in Centuries
The Drudge Version: 1st Beaver Seen in NYC in 200 Years...

Quote:

"It had to happen because beaver populations are expanding, and their habitats are shrinking," said Dietland Muller-Schwarze, a beaver expert at the State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry in Syracuse. "We're probably going to see more of them."

This story should have come out last fall before Britney

Maple Leafs · 02-23-2007, 05:18 PM

Witness offers protein bar.

Axxon · 02-23-2007, 06:03 PM

Bah, no one will ever top the classic New York Post's headline....

Headless Body Found in Topless Bar

Still waiting for one to top it.

AlexB · 02-23-2007, 06:12 PM

Gynaecologist suspended after probe

Leicester Mercury, c.2002

Nearly crashed laughing while driving past the billboard

02-23-2007, 05:18 PM	#2
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Witness offers protein bar. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

02-23-2007, 06:03 PM	#3
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Bah, no one will ever top the classic New York Post's headline.... Headless Body Found in Topless Bar Still waiting for one to top it. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

02-23-2007, 06:12 PM	#4
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Gynaecologist suspended after probe Leicester Mercury, c.2002 Nearly crashed laughing while driving past the billboard __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

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