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Old 03-02-2007, 08:19 PM   #1
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To my fellow Texans

Remember the Alamo!
Remember Goliad!

Happy Texas Independence Day!
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:16 AM   #2
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*pulls out gun and starts shooting in the air*
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:32 AM   #3
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*pulls out gun and starts shooting in the air*

Indeed!
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:36 AM   #4
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:59 AM   #5
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*pulls out gun and starts shooting in the air*

In an amazing happenstance, the bullets come down right on Rick Perry, killing him instantly.

omg!!
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:27 PM   #6
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no bullet could penetrate rick perry's glorious mane. that thing puts jimmy johnson to shame.
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Old 03-04-2007, 10:13 AM   #7
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no bullet could penetrate rick perry's glorious mane. that thing puts jimmy johnson to shame.

Please stop reminding me that he is my governor.

Damn, he just turned my street into a toll road.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:36 PM   #8
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You live on 121?
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:22 PM   #9
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Old 03-04-2007, 05:06 PM   #10
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:19 PM   #11
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Please stop reminding me that he is my governor.

Damn, he just turned my street into a toll road.

You live by the 183? They just opened that toll road this weekend I think.
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:27 PM   #12
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You live by the 183? They just opened that toll road this weekend I think.

I was being silly. That's my biggest gripe with him.
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Old 03-05-2007, 02:27 AM   #13
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Did you know that "Don't Mess With Texas" was coined as part of an anti-littering campaign? I thought that was interesting.
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Old 03-05-2007, 06:12 AM   #14
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Duh. But then again, you probably never got to see the commercials when you were a kid...
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Old 03-05-2007, 06:20 AM   #15
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Did you know that "Don't Mess With Texas" was coined as part of an anti-littering campaign? I thought that was interesting.

Yeah when we lived in Phoenix, I always thought it meant something else until we moved here and saw the signs.
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Old 03-05-2007, 07:19 AM   #16
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Duh. But then again, you probably never got to see the commercials when you were a kid...

I think the best one was the one where the pickup truck was driving down the road, and you see them throw some trash out of the window. They drive past, and then you see a B-17 coming down the road at about 50 feet. The pilot says "Let's make an impression on this guy" or somesuch. It was great.
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Old 03-05-2007, 07:35 AM   #17
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So if i litter in Texas two guys are gonna have sex with me Brokeback Mountain style?
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