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Old 03-20-2007, 08:00 PM   #1
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OT: Condom of Choice?

Yes this is a totally serious discussion but I am curious what everyones condom of choice is? The Trojan Pleasure Pack is solid for variety but the warm lubrication is a personal favorite even though it can leave some marks.

So people of FOFC I ask you, what is your condom of choice?

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Old 03-20-2007, 08:04 PM   #2
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:08 PM   #3
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I used to get an Ansell Variety Pack, but I had one of the ribbed ones break during the act, and didn't realise until it was too late. It basically ripped cleanly right around one of the ribs. Thankfully nothing came of the misshap, but it scared me off anything but plain ole rubber condoms.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:11 PM   #4
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Word.

One of the nice things about being married...
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:13 PM   #5
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I've never even used one.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:14 PM   #6
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condoms are the work of devils, and you're a sinner if you use it.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:17 PM   #7
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Magnums.

Ok, fine...before the pill, it was Trojan Ultra Thins.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:20 PM   #8
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Magnums.

Ok, fine...before the pill, it was Trojan Ultra Thins.

Ditto
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:23 PM   #9
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No, baby. Only sailors use condoms
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:27 PM   #10
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:51 PM   #11
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Hefty brand
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:55 PM   #12
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Well, if its in a relationship the lady will get on the pill..if not...its "TheyFit"..custom fit baby!
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:09 PM   #13
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But... my high school health teacher promised us all that you couldn't even feel the difference...
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:25 PM   #14
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I don't remember the brand, but out of desperation I once used a rubber that was so weak and thin, I swear I could see the molecules holding it together.

That was a rough month for me.
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:32 PM   #15
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Thank god the doctor did the tubal ligation after our 2nd child. Before that it was probably some durex brand. Or the rhythmn method(hence the 2 children.)
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:41 PM   #16
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But... my high school health teacher promised us all that you couldn't even feel the difference...

I know, lying bastards. Condoms are HORRIBLE for feeling, and not even close to going out in the rain without a coat.

But we use Durex or Trojan. Who knows which one I like best, but we get the variety pack. Can't use the pill cause it makes the wife go psycho.
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:46 PM   #17
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Used to use the Trojan blue box but the fiance is on the pill
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:54 PM   #18
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The ex was allergic to latex so it was Supra's for me...those were expensive
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:57 PM   #19
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Weapon of choice?
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:02 PM   #20
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none for this guy (note, I just read the review, and I have to say, I had no idea it was being made before hand, but seeing as how its Judd Apatow, I'm there the first night)

http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=reviews&id=9426
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:03 PM   #21
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I know, lying bastards. Condoms are HORRIBLE for feeling, and not even close to going out in the rain without a coat.

But we use Durex or Trojan. Who knows which one I like best, but we get the variety pack. Can't use the pill cause it makes the wife go psycho.

try the patch
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:38 PM   #22
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I don't remember the brand, but out of desperation I once used a rubber that was so weak and thin, I swear I could see the molecules holding it together.

That was a rough month for me.


Dude, you got stamina... a month? Sheesh, my wife is impressed if I last 90 seconds!
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:55 PM   #23
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This is a very uncomfortable thread.
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:57 PM   #24
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I was part of a condom study for I.U. that I heard about on this board. I can't remember the name of the ones they used. They had 2...one was "normal"..it was, well, normal. The second was a fitted condom. My God the difference! While still not as authentic an experience, it was exponentially better than the stock version!
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:42 PM   #25
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Dude, you got stamina... a month? Sheesh, my wife is impressed if I last 90 seconds!

stop bragging, last night she told me your lucky to last 30 seconds!
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:09 AM   #26
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saran wrap
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:30 AM   #27
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Planned Parenthood...hell..you can't beat free....All the johnnies feel the same to me anyhow.
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:20 AM   #28
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I was part of a condom study for I.U. that I heard about on this board. I can't remember the name of the ones they used. They had 2...one was "normal"..it was, well, normal. The second was a fitted condom. My God the difference! While still not as authentic an experience, it was exponentially better than the stock version!

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=36286

The fitted ones were quite nice, indeed...
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:24 AM   #29
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None...

The only good thing about rubbers is I find it physically impossible to "finish" with a band cutting off circulation.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:29 AM   #30
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Word.

One of the nice things about being married...


Definitely.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:41 AM   #31
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Thank god the doctor did the tubal ligation after our 2nd child.
Why don't you just tell him to stop banging your wife?
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:57 AM   #32
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For what?
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:34 AM   #33
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Thank god the doctor did the tubal ligation after our 2nd child. Before that it was probably some durex brand. Or the rhythmn method(hence the 2 children.)

With us the rhythmn method lasted until, "Oooohhh, leave it in." Nine months later we had our first.
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:05 AM   #34
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:17 AM   #35
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what does condom used for
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:26 PM   #36
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Lambskins...though make sure you use these with someone who is clean.

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Old 03-21-2007, 12:29 PM   #37
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Lambskins...though make sure you use these with someone who is clean.
I pretty much just tend to use the whole fucking lamb.
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:38 PM   #38
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I pretty much just tend to use the whole fucking lamb.

Are you sure you arent from West Virginia?
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:47 PM   #39
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:17 PM   #40
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Well, until I get the vasectomy we're using the Trojan blue box.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:35 PM   #41
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Birth control pills for the win.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:39 PM   #42
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I would only get one on the beach...

otherwise, why bother?

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Old 03-21-2007, 03:38 PM   #43
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Birth control pills for the win.


Exactly. Even though I'm ready to have kids now, they have been great for us for the last 8 years. I know some people say their wives/GF's get "crazy" or "moody" on them, but there are so many different formulations that I think it's usually possible to find one that agrees with the person. My wife didn't like the first formulation we tried, but she loves the one she has been using for the last 5 years and finds that it reduces pain associated with her menstrual cycle. Now, I just need to get her to give the darn things up so we can start working on actually making a baby
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:19 PM   #44
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one time i tried something with a numbing agent in it. that was the least fun 30-45 mins of my life, sexwise. i had no idea what was going on. i wouldnt recommend it.
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:41 PM   #45
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For a real response, I use durex ultra thin. I much prefer no condom, especially since I'm less sensitive than most, but I'm not serious enough with anyone to take that chance right now.
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:57 PM   #46
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I pretty much just tend to use the whole fucking lamb.

look i found a smiley of Pumpy
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:45 PM   #47
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For a real response, I use durex ultra thin. I much prefer no condom, especially since I'm less sensitive than most, but I'm not serious enough with anyone to take that chance right now.

How could you even know that ?
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:04 PM   #48
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How could you even know that ?

Do you really. REALLY want an answer to that.
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:50 PM   #49
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I've had open communication with women and have been told so. Also, statistically speaking, the majority of men climax within 3 minutes of intercourse, especially if no technique is used to extend it. Me being less sensitive allows me to go for hours without any technique used at all. So, it kind of sucks for me, but I've never had any complaints on the other end.
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:27 AM   #50
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\ So, it kind of sucks for me, but I've never had any complaints on the other end.

You should try being in the room when they finally wake up.
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