Killed hobo, need advice

MrIllini · 03-26-2007, 02:45 PM

It's true. He's under my porch right now. What should I do?

Danny · 03-26-2007, 02:45 PM

BBQ!!!

cuervo72 · 03-26-2007, 02:48 PM

Was your main goal to make him scream?

spleen1015 · 03-26-2007, 02:48 PM

Have secks with him.

MrIllini · 03-26-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Was your main goal to make him scream?

no, that doesn't make any sense

duckman · 03-26-2007, 02:50 PM

Buy some scented candles for the porch.

lighthousekeeper · 03-26-2007, 02:57 PM

don't google "killed hobo, need advice"

MrIllini · 03-26-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

don't google "killed hobo, need advice"

"Um, hello sir, this is the FBI"

GoldenEagle · 03-26-2007, 04:26 PM

I see a banning soon in your future. Will you accept it?

MrIllini · 03-26-2007, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I see a banning soon in your future. Will you accept it?

I think you underestimate me.

Greyroofoo · 03-26-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIllini

It's true. He's under my porch right now. What should I do?

I see a great halloween decoration in your future.

Coffee Warlord · 03-26-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIllini

I think you underestimate me.

He'll be back stronger than ever.

Subby · 03-26-2007, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I see a banning soon in your future. Will you accept it?

Yeah I hate when guys act like prissy fucking bitches because their most favoritest team lost a game.

Oh snap - I am thinking of someone else.

Draft Dodger · 03-26-2007, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Yeah I hate when guys act like prissy fucking bitches because their most favoritest team lost a game.

Oh snap - I am thinking of someone else.

quoted in case you wuss out

Easy Mac · 03-26-2007, 06:30 PM

If you just keep doing it, then you can just say its some kind of weird hobo suicide cult that kept meeting secretly under your house.

Coop · 03-26-2007, 06:31 PM

This is what you do

1.)Put him infront of somebodys house
2.)Set him on fire
3.)Ring the door bell
4.)Run like hell

MrIllini · 03-26-2007, 06:33 PM

GO PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOT TED!

Maple Leafs · 03-26-2007, 06:36 PM

This is the natural result of society's tacit acceptance of hobophobia.

kcchief19 · 03-26-2007, 06:41 PM

Pretend he's not dead and have a party at his house, which I assume he's a hobo is somewhere down by the railroad tracks.

MrIllini · 03-26-2007, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

Pretend he's not dead and have a party at his house, which I assume he's a hobo is somewhere down by the railroad tracks.

but NOT a van down by the river

st.cronin · 03-26-2007, 07:11 PM

hxxp://beardie.net/hobo/advice/poisonous.htm

mckerney · 03-26-2007, 07:19 PM

Impossible. Everyone knows that the true hobos are all gone.

GoldenEagle · 03-26-2007, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Yeah I hate when guys act like prissy fucking bitches because their most favoritest team lost a game.

Oh snap - I am thinking of someone else.

You got me there. We all wear our emotion on our sleeves from time to time.

MrIllini · 03-26-2007, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

You got me there. We all wear our emotion on our sleeves from time to time.

Can you not be reasonable in response to this thread so I can continue to think you're unreasonable?

Sorry, j/k.

Thanks GE.

Julio Riddols · 03-27-2007, 11:00 AM

Feed him to 8 hungry pigs. They go through bone like butter.

Video tape it, put it up on youtube, label it "pigs ate my scarecrow!!" and put it in the comedy section. Send us a link.

MrIllini · 03-27-2007, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Feed him to 8 hungry pigs. They go through bone like butter.

Video tape it, put it up on youtube, label it "pigs ate my scarecrow!!" and put it in the comedy section. Send us a link.

That has to be the worst idea out of all of them. Thanks, but no thanks.

Julio Riddols · 03-27-2007, 09:00 PM

Bummer, man. Guess I'll have to go over to Greasy Vinny's house tonight if I want to have any fun.

M GO BLUE!!! · 03-27-2007, 10:10 PM

I think Robert Johnson had a song about this...

JeeberD · 03-27-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

BBQ!!!

Qwikshot · 03-28-2007, 07:49 AM

This guy may know a thing or two about solving problems...

Sporkimata · 03-28-2007, 08:39 AM

Find a local hot dog making company. They always need good filler material for them.

Airhog · 03-28-2007, 09:26 AM

Now I'm living the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife

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03-26-2007, 02:45 PM	#2
Danny General Manager Join Date: Jul 2001	BBQ!!!

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spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Have secks with him.

03-26-2007, 06:30 PM	#15
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	If you just keep doing it, then you can just say its some kind of weird hobo suicide cult that kept meeting secretly under your house.

03-26-2007, 06:36 PM	#18
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	This is the natural result of society's tacit acceptance of hobophobia. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

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kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Pretend he's not dead and have a party at his house, which I assume he's a hobo is somewhere down by the railroad tracks.

03-26-2007, 07:11 PM	#21
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	hxxp://beardie.net/hobo/advice/poisonous.htm __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

03-26-2007, 07:19 PM	#22
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Impossible. Everyone knows that the true hobos are all gone.

03-27-2007, 11:00 AM	#25
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Feed him to 8 hungry pigs. They go through bone like butter. Video tape it, put it up on youtube, label it "pigs ate my scarecrow!!" and put it in the comedy section. Send us a link. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

03-27-2007, 09:00 PM	#27
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Bummer, man. Guess I'll have to go over to Greasy Vinny's house tonight if I want to have any fun. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

03-27-2007, 10:10 PM	#28
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I think Robert Johnson had a song about this...

03-28-2007, 07:49 AM	#30
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	This guy may know a thing or two about solving problems... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

03-28-2007, 08:39 AM	#31
Sporkimata High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kennewick WA	Find a local hot dog making company. They always need good filler material for them.

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Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Now I'm living the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

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