Fantasy or Fact

Tarkus · 02-24-2003, 02:52 PM

Okay, since this has come up (no pun intended) more than once recently I was just wondering. How many of you have actually had an "experience" with more than one in which more than two participated?

Tarkus

JeeberD · 02-24-2003, 02:56 PM

The little lady keeps saying that maybe, someday it might happen. Just gotta keep praying that it will.

The Afoci · 02-24-2003, 02:58 PM

My girlfriend and her best friend, sara, are really good friends....
God doesn't always hate me.

Fritz · 02-24-2003, 02:58 PM

sin sin sin sin sin

rkmsuf · 02-24-2003, 02:59 PM

I hear Sara has takin a likin to those Swanson breakfast meals...

JeeberD · 02-24-2003, 03:01 PM

What, Fritz playing holier-than-thou? I don't believe it. What's the ruse?

Fritz · 02-24-2003, 03:10 PM

holier than thou? Nah. I typed that with a heavy southern accent.

astralhaze · 02-24-2003, 03:18 PM

astralhaze · 02-24-2003, 03:18 PM

^^^^ shit eating grin

Radii · 02-24-2003, 03:54 PM

I'm suprised so many joined me in the no way category.

Vince · 02-24-2003, 04:01 PM

One time, Sophomore year in College, my girlfriend and her roommate were visiting from their college. The roommate (not bad looking, but rather plain. She had enormous breasts though...), just coming off a long term relationship, made a few jokes about us having a threesome. This is where my brain turned off.

I, in a move of sheer genius (quite possibly influenced by the 6 beers I had that night), decide to ask my girlfriend if a threesome was in the realm of possibility for the evening. I then proceeded to find myself kicked out of my own bed.

Amazingly enough, I managed to talk my way back into bed the very same night, and we fooled around...without the roommate involved.

I don't think I'd ever go out of my way looking for a threesome; it doesn't seem right, really. I think the only reason I asked for it that time was because I had been drinking. If one happened to land in my lap, though, I don't think I'd have a problem with it

astralhaze · 02-24-2003, 04:20 PM

Ok, guess I'll spill since Vince had the sack to tell his story. This was back, oh, 6-7 years ago. My best buddy and I were in to the LSD back in those days. One weekend he invited me up to his girlfriends cabin in Sun Valley to kick it with the two of them and her friend who I had been trying to bone for a while. So we drop some acid and we're sitting there on the couch while it starts kicking in. The girls start whispering and giggling back and forth. Finally they say, "are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking?" "orgy!". Then they just start goin to town on each other and, of course, before long my friend and I jumped in. Now, there was no actual penetration invloved, but I must say, it was quite the good time. Not sure I would do it again, but at the time and in those circumstances, it was top notch.

Blackadar · 02-24-2003, 08:32 PM

Do BOTH hands count?

Draft Dodger · 02-24-2003, 09:05 PM

I'll be permantly banned for sharing this...

my wife has offered, and I turned her down.

Tarkus · 02-24-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackadar
Do BOTH hands count?

Tarkus

Tarkus · 02-24-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
I'll be permantly banned for sharing this...

my wife has offered, and I turned her down.

Was she expecting the same in return?

Tarkus

astralhaze · 02-24-2003, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
I'll be permantly banned for sharing this...

my wife has offered, and I turned her down.

Actually, that is probably the best idea. If it was someone I loved I would not ever want to share them with anyone else and I would hope they would feel the same way.

Abe Sargent · 02-24-2003, 09:13 PM

During my "Premarital Sex is Sinful" days in college, I was sitting at a bar and started talking with a pair of friends who were there. Both female. It was a Tuesday night and things were slow. I mentioned, over the course of the conversation (it came up naturally, but I don't remember how) that I was a virgin (I was 22 at the time) and the farthest away girl leaned over and whispered something in the other one's ear. The other nodded, and then they offered a threesome to me. They thought it sounded like a fun way to deflower me. Of course, I declined.

Around a year later, after much soul searching, introspection, and Bible reading, I decided that premarital sex was not immoral. Of course, since then, no oppotunity has arisen. And I can't use the virgin story anymore.

At least, I can't use it truthfully....

-Anxiety

astralhaze · 02-24-2003, 09:16 PM

Ok, so that was pretty stupid Anxiety

Tarkus · 02-24-2003, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by astralhaze
Ok, so that was pretty stupid Anxiety

ditto

Tarkus

Tarkus · 02-24-2003, 09:42 PM

I'm still waiting for one of the female FOFCers to post a story.

Tarkus

Airhog · 02-24-2003, 09:45 PM

Anxiety: You have problems, see a doctor please.

CamEdwards · 02-24-2003, 09:46 PM

I have a great story to tell... but since I'm not a female, I guess I'll keep it to myself.

Airhog · 02-24-2003, 09:48 PM

dola, but you forgot the option: I won't but my girlfriend keeps insisting

tucker342 · 02-24-2003, 10:23 PM

Wow Anxiety, that takes self control. I think what you did was crazy, but it's impressive that you didn't go against your morals. No chance I would ever be able to do that, nor would I want to.

View Poll Results: More than one?
NO WAY!	16	33.33%
NO, BUT I'D DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!	18	37.50%
YES, AND I'D DO AGAIN!	7	14.58%
YES, AND I'D NEVER DO IT AGAIN!	1	2.08%
IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY?	2	4.17%
I WOULD, BUT MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER KEEPS NIXING IT!	4	8.33%
Voters: 48. You may not vote on this poll

02-24-2003, 02:56 PM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The little lady keeps saying that maybe, someday it might happen. Just gotta keep praying that it will. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-24-2003, 02:58 PM	#3
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	My girlfriend and her best friend, sara, are really good friends.... God doesn't always hate me. __________________ I had something.

02-24-2003, 02:58 PM	#4
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	sin sin sin sin sin __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-24-2003, 02:59 PM	#5
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I hear Sara has takin a likin to those Swanson breakfast meals... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 02-24-2003 at 02:59 PM.

02-24-2003, 03:01 PM	#6
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	What, Fritz playing holier-than-thou? I don't believe it. What's the ruse? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-24-2003, 03:10 PM	#7
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	holier than thou? Nah. I typed that with a heavy southern accent. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-24-2003, 03:18 PM	#8
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	__________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

02-24-2003, 03:18 PM	#9
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	^^^^ shit eating grin __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

02-24-2003, 03:54 PM	#10
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I'm suprised so many joined me in the no way category.

02-24-2003, 04:01 PM	#11
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	One time, Sophomore year in College, my girlfriend and her roommate were visiting from their college. The roommate (not bad looking, but rather plain. She had enormous breasts though...), just coming off a long term relationship, made a few jokes about us having a threesome. This is where my brain turned off. I, in a move of sheer genius (quite possibly influenced by the 6 beers I had that night), decide to ask my girlfriend if a threesome was in the realm of possibility for the evening. I then proceeded to find myself kicked out of my own bed. Amazingly enough, I managed to talk my way back into bed the very same night, and we fooled around...without the roommate involved. I don't think I'd ever go out of my way looking for a threesome; it doesn't seem right, really. I think the only reason I asked for it that time was because I had been drinking. If one happened to land in my lap, though, I don't think I'd have a problem with it __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

02-24-2003, 04:20 PM	#12
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	Ok, guess I'll spill since Vince had the sack to tell his story. This was back, oh, 6-7 years ago. My best buddy and I were in to the LSD back in those days. One weekend he invited me up to his girlfriends cabin in Sun Valley to kick it with the two of them and her friend who I had been trying to bone for a while. So we drop some acid and we're sitting there on the couch while it starts kicking in. The girls start whispering and giggling back and forth. Finally they say, "are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking?" "orgy!". Then they just start goin to town on each other and, of course, before long my friend and I jumped in. Now, there was no actual penetration invloved, but I must say, it was quite the good time. Not sure I would do it again, but at the time and in those circumstances, it was top notch. __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

02-24-2003, 08:32 PM	#13
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Do BOTH hands count?

02-24-2003, 09:05 PM	#14
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I'll be permantly banned for sharing this... my wife has offered, and I turned her down. __________________ Mile High Hockey

02-24-2003, 09:13 PM	#18
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	During my "Premarital Sex is Sinful" days in college, I was sitting at a bar and started talking with a pair of friends who were there. Both female. It was a Tuesday night and things were slow. I mentioned, over the course of the conversation (it came up naturally, but I don't remember how) that I was a virgin (I was 22 at the time) and the farthest away girl leaned over and whispered something in the other one's ear. The other nodded, and then they offered a threesome to me. They thought it sounded like a fun way to deflower me. Of course, I declined. Around a year later, after much soul searching, introspection, and Bible reading, I decided that premarital sex was not immoral. Of course, since then, no oppotunity has arisen. And I can't use the virgin story anymore. At least, I can't use it truthfully.... -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

02-24-2003, 09:16 PM	#19
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	Ok, so that was pretty stupid Anxiety __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

02-24-2003, 09:42 PM	#21
Tarkus High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001	I'm still waiting for one of the female FOFCers to post a story. Tarkus

02-24-2003, 09:45 PM	#22
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Anxiety: You have problems, see a doctor please. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-24-2003, 09:46 PM	#23
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I have a great story to tell... but since I'm not a female, I guess I'll keep it to myself. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

02-24-2003, 09:48 PM	#24
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	dola, but you forgot the option: I won't but my girlfriend keeps insisting __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-24-2003, 10:23 PM	#25
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Wow Anxiety, that takes self control. I think what you did was crazy, but it's impressive that you didn't go against your morals. No chance I would ever be able to do that, nor would I want to.

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