Tater Mitts

rkmsuf · 04-06-2007, 11:46 AM

Has anyone seen the Tater Mitts commercial? I'm fascinated.

Tater Mitts, greatest invention ever or incredibly dangerous?

http://www.tatermitts.com/

Ksyrup · 04-06-2007, 11:48 AM

'Mater tits sound better in theory.

rkmsuf · 04-06-2007, 11:50 AM

imagine someone chasing you with those gloves. ouch.

that's a great baseball name too. tater mitts.

Butter · 04-06-2007, 12:06 PM

How do they estimate this stuff as a $40 value? Do Tater Mitts have a previous inherent value?

rkmsuf · 04-06-2007, 12:09 PM

don't know but on the tv commercial they show a woman using the tater mitts on a carrot. it's very frightening.

MikeVic · 04-06-2007, 12:16 PM

I like the Magic Bullet commercial better.

Butter · 04-06-2007, 12:20 PM

My favorite thing about the Magic Bullet is how everything is done in 3 seconds or whatever but it takes them about 10 seconds to count to 3.

1.......
2.......
3..... seconds! And there's your salsa!

Plus the thing's so small that everything is in miniscule portions. Mmmm, alfredo sauce for 1/8 cup of spaghetti? Sign me up!

rkmsuf · 04-06-2007, 12:21 PM

Utilized properly, the tater mitt can do the job of 3 magic bullets in half the time.

John Galt · 04-06-2007, 12:29 PM

I was truly amazed by the tater mitts. Thanks for posting this. And I like the name "tater mitts" - there aren't many better named products in this world.

rkmsuf · 04-06-2007, 12:32 PM

I called them "potato gloves" by mistake and was immediately corrected as to the proper name.

moriarty · 04-06-2007, 12:46 PM

WTF? Because peeling potatoes was a physically demanding/time consuming exercise that was diverting mankind from the real problems of global warming and starvation?

Edit: This is my favorite part of the ad, "Tater Mitts remove only the thinnest layer of skin, so there is more potato for you and your family to enjoy!". That extra milimeter of potato is really going to satisfy my family.

Butter · 04-06-2007, 12:48 PM

You haven't peeled a lot of potatoes, have you?

moriarty · 04-06-2007, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

You haven't peeled a lot of potatoes, have you?

Well, not like in the Navy no. But when cooking for my family, I don't find it to be a physically demanding ordeal. Maybe I'm just in peak physical condition though. Peeling oranges don't seem to exhaust me either.

rkmsuf · 04-06-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

Well, not like in the Navy no. But when cooking for my family, I don't find it to be a physically demanding ordeal. Maybe I'm just in peak physical condition though. Peeling oranges don't seem to exhaust me either.

do not taunt tater mitt

Butter · 04-06-2007, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

do not taunt tater mitt

Seriously. They'll rub the shit out of you for a comment like that.

Mustang · 04-06-2007, 01:14 PM

Just another one of 'The Mans' ways to change me...

Did you ever stop to think that I like the f'n skin?

bastards.

Ksyrup · 04-06-2007, 01:17 PM

I once lost a thumb in a potato peeling accident. Believe me, it was no laughing matter. Thank God we humans have the power to regenerate. But I'd rather have the tater mitt then have to wait 4 months for my thumb to grow back like last time.

KWhit · 04-06-2007, 01:33 PM

Wow. I had never seen that until now. Those are brilliant.

If only someone would invent the "Make My Wife Have Sex With Me Socks."

rkmsuf · 04-06-2007, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Wow. I had never seen that until now. Those are brilliant.

If only someone would invent the "Make My Wife Have Sex With Me Socks."

ant free I'll guess

stevew · 04-06-2007, 01:41 PM

what better, tater mitts or meat curtains?

MikeVic · 04-06-2007, 02:09 PM

Yeah, I hate peeling potatoes. But I don't think I'll use these gloves... unless they really do truly work. Hmm I want to try them out.

MikeVic · 04-06-2007, 02:10 PM

dola,

I like the characters in that Magic Bullet commercial. The woman with the housecoat and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. LOL.

lighthousekeeper · 04-06-2007, 02:10 PM

what better, tater mitts or banana hands?

MizzouRah · 04-06-2007, 02:14 PM

but wait! there's more!

Desmond · 04-06-2007, 02:49 PM

Potato peeling aid and sex toy.

Mustang · 04-06-2007, 03:47 PM

Those mitts will be in Saw 4.. some dude will have to masturbate with them.

Subby · 04-06-2007, 03:47 PM

Time cube would kick tater mitts' ass.

MizzouRah · 04-07-2007, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

Those mitts with be in Saw 4.. some dude will have to masturbate with them.

I think I just winced. Ohhh man... not a nice picture to paint.

AZSpeechCoach · 04-07-2007, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Time cube would kick tater mitts' ass.

Was that written by Jason "Great White"?

MizzouRah · 04-07-2007, 07:54 PM

Every time I read this read it always reads, "Tater Nits".

cthomer5000 · 04-07-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moriarty

WTF? Because peeling potatoes was a physically demanding/time consuming exercise that was diverting mankind from the real problems of global warming and starvation?

I love the thought that this was somehow an either/or equation. Develop a better potato peeler or save mankind?

Mustang · 04-07-2007, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I love the thought that this was somehow an either/or equation. Develop a better potato peeler or save mankind?

Imagine what the person that invented sliced bread could have done if he had chosen another path.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

04-06-2007, 11:48 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	'Mater tits sound better in theory. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-06-2007, 11:50 AM	#3
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	imagine someone chasing you with those gloves. ouch. that's a great baseball name too. tater mitts. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-06-2007, 12:06 PM	#4
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	How do they estimate this stuff as a $40 value? Do Tater Mitts have a previous inherent value? __________________ My listening habits

04-06-2007, 12:09 PM	#5
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	don't know but on the tv commercial they show a woman using the tater mitts on a carrot. it's very frightening. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-06-2007, 12:20 PM	#7
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	My favorite thing about the Magic Bullet is how everything is done in 3 seconds or whatever but it takes them about 10 seconds to count to 3. 1....... 2....... 3..... seconds! And there's your salsa! Plus the thing's so small that everything is in miniscule portions. Mmmm, alfredo sauce for 1/8 cup of spaghetti? Sign me up! __________________ My listening habits

04-06-2007, 12:16 PM	#6
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I like the Magic Bullet commercial better.

04-06-2007, 12:21 PM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Utilized properly, the tater mitt can do the job of 3 magic bullets in half the time. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-06-2007, 12:29 PM	#9
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I was truly amazed by the tater mitts. Thanks for posting this. And I like the name "tater mitts" - there aren't many better named products in this world. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude Last edited by John Galt : 04-06-2007 at 01:35 PM.

04-06-2007, 12:32 PM	#10
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I called them "potato gloves" by mistake and was immediately corrected as to the proper name. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-06-2007, 12:46 PM	#11
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	WTF? Because peeling potatoes was a physically demanding/time consuming exercise that was diverting mankind from the real problems of global warming and starvation? Edit: This is my favorite part of the ad, "Tater Mitts remove only the thinnest layer of skin, so there is more potato for you and your family to enjoy!". That extra milimeter of potato is really going to satisfy my family. Last edited by moriarty : 04-06-2007 at 12:48 PM.

04-06-2007, 12:48 PM	#12
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	You haven't peeled a lot of potatoes, have you? __________________ My listening habits

04-06-2007, 01:14 PM	#16
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Just another one of 'The Mans' ways to change me... Did you ever stop to think that I like the f'n skin? bastards. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

04-06-2007, 01:17 PM	#17
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I once lost a thumb in a potato peeling accident. Believe me, it was no laughing matter. Thank God we humans have the power to regenerate. But I'd rather have the tater mitt then have to wait 4 months for my thumb to grow back like last time. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-06-2007, 01:33 PM	#18
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Wow. I had never seen that until now. Those are brilliant. If only someone would invent the "Make My Wife Have Sex With Me Socks."

04-06-2007, 01:41 PM	#20
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	what better, tater mitts or meat curtains?

04-06-2007, 02:09 PM	#21
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Yeah, I hate peeling potatoes. But I don't think I'll use these gloves... unless they really do truly work. Hmm I want to try them out.

04-06-2007, 02:10 PM	#22
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	dola, I like the characters in that Magic Bullet commercial. The woman with the housecoat and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. LOL.

04-06-2007, 02:10 PM	#23
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	what better, tater mitts or banana hands? __________________ ...

04-06-2007, 02:14 PM	#24
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	but wait! there's more!

04-06-2007, 02:49 PM	#25
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Potato peeling aid and sex toy.

04-06-2007, 03:47 PM	#26
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Those mitts will be in Saw 4.. some dude will have to masturbate with them. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... Last edited by Mustang : 04-07-2007 at 07:37 PM.

04-06-2007, 03:47 PM	#27
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Time cube would kick tater mitts' ass. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

04-07-2007, 07:54 PM	#30
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Every time I read this read it always reads, "Tater Nits".

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